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David Sizemore

@davidsizemore.bsky.social
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still from Rogue One. An imperial commander asks Mads Mikkelson

"Bluesky? Really? A man of your talents?"


He responds: "its a simple life."
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Last Jedi Hard 2
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gotcha. I think there's a difference between top-down consequences and social consequences. Like, if I meet someone and they're super stoked to tell me about how they love to punch hookers in GTA, I'm going to treat them differently than if they talk about how they love building traps in Zelda.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think this is really interesting. Could it be more like them defining, for themselves and their users, what kind of “video game” they are? They’re basically saying “This isn’t Grand Theft Auto. That’s not what we’re doing here, and if you want to play that game, go somewhere else.”
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really respect the intertwining of narratives here. "Poor people deserve shitty things" coupled with "design is just a tool for making things pretty," all in only 500 words! www.curbed.com/article/mamd...
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The Graza Olive-Oil People Are Designing Mamdani’s New Groceries
But is the shoppy-shop aesthetic at odds with rock-bottom prices?
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"gyms for our brains" sounds like an idiot trying to remember the word for libraries.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought this said "The Tree of Life" at first and was like, damn, that's a crazy dinner movie.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Daaang!
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reaching the end of dahlia season, but the plot‘s still going strong.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FLOWERS?? not in MY backyard.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm singing it now. Everyone around me is cheering. "Don't stop!" "Keep going" "We love it, too!"
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone who commutes by bike ~8 months out of the year, I feel confident saying that bicyclists are assholes.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love it.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slow Horses is just House if they were spies instead of doctors, and I love it.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely. Lockdown fucked me up.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a stainless steel fire pit and s'mores to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a 10 foot party sub to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a veggie platter to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing an iced coffee enema to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a Smirnoff ice to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a bowl of ramen to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a novelty helmet with two iced coffees connected to silly straws to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a chocolate dipping fountain to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a rack of ribs to my next interview
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did ...did they make a tamagotchi
Close-up of a hand holding a small, glossy black rectangular object between the fingers against a bright turquoise-blue background. A blurry white silhouette of a tiny figure appears in the center of the object. Another dark object or ring is partially visible near the base of the fingers.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jesus.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Perfect Dark. There's a game I haven't thought of in 20 years.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Done. Get in on this ❤️
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
same, lil’ buddy
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just tried to show this to my partner and accidentally Goatse-ed her.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh. My. God.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
damn, eddie sheer sheer's just going to be up there with a guitar and a bunch of shitty tattoos - a guy with a computer and a bunch of shitty tattoos
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i would like to apologize for that last tweet, it was more aggressive than i want anticipating, and for that i am sorry.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck you i'm still excited about PUP
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn, this lady is so cool
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I once watched a lady follow another lady around Trader Joes, shouting stuff like "She can't have that dog in here," and "She doesn't care about anyone but herself." It was incredible. I couldn't leave fast enough.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Harry Styles has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they really tried to tell him to mackle less, smh
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I find that strangely soothing
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can fold it out and make the text bigger. It won't fit in your pocket. It's super expensive. Boomer phone.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this a Reacher tweet?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Old as fuck beats a centrist fuck, every time.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is this a Reacher tweet??
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh damn, flipped that one on me real quick
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
is this a REACHER tweet
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tonight I got to watch Paul Giamatti strip off his shirt and hump John Turturro. Theater is wild.
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