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David Sizemore

@davidsizemore.bsky.social
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tibor and duffy are raging inside me stickers at shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10h
Slow Horses is just House if they were spies instead of doctors, and I love it.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a stainless steel fire pit and s'mores to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a 10 foot party sub to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a veggie platter to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing an iced coffee enema to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a Smirnoff ice to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a bowl of ramen to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a novelty helmet with two iced coffees connected to silly straws to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a chocolate dipping fountain to my next interview
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bringing a rack of ribs to my next interview
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did ...did they make a tamagotchi
Close-up of a hand holding a small, glossy black rectangular object between the fingers against a bright turquoise-blue background. A blurry white silhouette of a tiny figure appears in the center of the object. Another dark object or ring is partially visible near the base of the fingers.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Done. Get in on this ❤️
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
same, lil’ buddy
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh. My. God.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
damn, eddie sheer sheer's just going to be up there with a guitar and a bunch of shitty tattoos - a guy with a computer and a bunch of shitty tattoos
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn, this lady is so cool
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they really tried to tell him to mackle less, smh
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tonight I got to watch Paul Giamatti strip off his shirt and hump John Turturro. Theater is wild.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Music peaked in February this year. Ratboys and Twisted Teens are still neck-and-neck for album of the year. Good winter albums, great summer albums, betcha they’re going to be pretty great fall albums, too.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
our kid’s text: “plz call me and say I have to come home now” me, calling: “Kid, you have to come home now” kid, coming home: “My friends said you’re lame for making me come home” me, at home: “…” kid: “I agree with them.”
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sometimes when I’m interested in taking a stroll with Kari, I sing The Presidents of the United States’ “Ladies and Gentlemen” to her. Are you prepared to walk? Let’s walk, let’s walk… She is rarely amused.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
OK, this copywriting …are they implying there’s a romantic relationship between this guy and his dog? m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vxf...
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The Farmer's Dog Ad: The Captain's Dog
YouTube video by The Farmer's Dog
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Daggone it, I love cooking. You get to chop up a bunch of things and put little plants on top of it and heat it up and eat it? What a gift. What a life.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Warning, sports tweet: Nothing the reddit says will ever make me hate Jaylen Brown. Is this ground breaking? No. Is it accurate? Ehh. Is it junior-year philosophy? Yes. Do I want my NBA finals MVP doing this shit? ALSO YES. They’ll never make me hate you, JB. www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
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From the nba community on Reddit: [Jaylen Brown] “Panopticism: A prison design. So physical authority has shifted to psychological authority. And over time, their behaviors change. This causes dynamic...
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Our kid did something unexpected today (gave a shit-ton of blood at an appointment we thought was just going to be a consult) and handled it like an absolute boss. I’m so proud of her and her resilience. She’s worked so hard on it. It’s pretty cool getting to parent an awesome person.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'd rather get hit by a bus.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My partner is writing a grad school paper (in the SUMMER for gods’ sake), & I get to read it and it’s so good. One of her classmates (a lovely policy wonk) gave her amazing feedback about her positioning (basically top-down vs bottom up institutional change) and we were talking about how GODDAMN…
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Piccalilli @piccalil.li · 18/12/2025
This is really good writing work and the pencil-like font is dreamy. Hand illustrated by an actual human too! airportbeer.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com
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Drinking The Largest Beer At The Airport Makes Everything Better
An essay by Austin L. Ray
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Idea for a team building exercise: Hire a “dinner murder mystery” troupe, then have your team stage their own, independent murder during their performance.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Surprisingly different reactions when getting on the train with one golf club versus fourteen golf clubs.
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Bells @sarahritchey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How fucking cute AND righteous are these??? Just bought 5 sets. Do I need 25 of these stickers? No. Do I have any regrets? ALSO NO. Maybe I'll just stick one on my face every time I read a new Notion doc at work 🥰🥰
Very cute sticker that says "seems like AI slop!"
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well well well, look what else arrived. Good mail day!
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Decided it was time to invest in a return address stamp. Must buy a sticker to get my deets.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I commented on a Reddit thread about Glen Hansard, and now I have hundreds of men telling me “actually, having sex with teenagers is fine.”
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
watched Bullitt over the weekend, and I can't stop thinking about the Warner Brothers / Seven Arts logo
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
lol, someone bought a package of these stickers before I could even post about the preorder being up: shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/slop...
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Slop it to me
It's a sticker! Put it on AI slop when you see AI slop. Sold in sets of 5. That's five for five dollars! Wow. What a deal. It's going to be a smaller, 2x1.5 inch sticker, and right now it doesn't quit...
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New sticker design... inspired by linkedin? jesus christ, what a world.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wanna know why it’s called being handsome, dad? Cause I want a hand of somma that!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 29/07/2026
The supply of exceedingly tiny violins has also hit an all-time low in New York.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Stickers are here! Going to spend this evening packaging and sending out the first batch. shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/foll...
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Neighborhood kids are over at our house for dinner. I just walked inside, and it smells SO bad. Like hormones and gym shorts on pizza.
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Twisted Teens rip.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Nick Simson @nicks.im · 20/07/2026
I’m ordering a bunch of these and you should too. Art by @davidsizemore.bsky.social shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/foll...
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Follow Me Sticker
It's a sticker! Put it on your laptop, or your car, or on the bathroom mirror at your favorite bar. It's going to be 1.5x5.5 inches, and right now it doesn't quite exist yet. This is, technically, a p...
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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alright, I’m going to order a bunch of these this week—please weigh in on what size you’d actually use. Average size hand for reference. Asking because I love bumper stickers, but it seems like most folks don’t.
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