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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10h

Slow Horses is just House if they were spies instead of doctors, and I love it.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a stainless steel fire pit and s'mores to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a 10 foot party sub to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a veggie platter to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing an iced coffee enema to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a Smirnoff ice to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a bowl of ramen to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a novelty helmet with two iced coffees connected to silly straws to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a chocolate dipping fountain to my next interview

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a rack of ribs to my next interview

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

did ...did they make a tamagotchi

Close-up of a hand holding a small, glossy black rectangular object between the fingers against a bright turquoise-blue background. A blurry white silhouette of a tiny figure appears in the center of the object. Another dark object or ring is partially visible near the base of the fingers.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

damn, eddie sheer sheer's just going to be up there with a guitar and a bunch of shitty tattoos - a guy with a computer and a bunch of shitty tattoos

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

they really tried to tell him to mackle less, smh

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tonight I got to watch Paul Giamatti strip off his shirt and hump John Turturro. Theater is wild.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Music peaked in February this year. Ratboys and Twisted Teens are still neck-and-neck for album of the year. Good winter albums, great summer albums, betcha they’re going to be pretty great fall albums, too.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

our kid’s text: “plz call me and say I have to come home now” me, calling: “Kid, you have to come home now” kid, coming home: “My friends said you’re lame for making me come home” me, at home: “…” kid: “I agree with them.”

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sometimes when I’m interested in taking a stroll with Kari, I sing The Presidents of the United States’ “Ladies and Gentlemen” to her. Are you prepared to walk? Let’s walk, let’s walk… She is rarely amused.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

OK, this copywriting …are they implying there’s a romantic relationship between this guy and his dog? m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vxf...

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The Farmer's Dog Ad: The Captain's Dog

YouTube video by The Farmer's Dog

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Daggone it, I love cooking. You get to chop up a bunch of things and put little plants on top of it and heat it up and eat it? What a gift. What a life.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Warning, sports tweet: Nothing the reddit says will ever make me hate Jaylen Brown. Is this ground breaking? No. Is it accurate? Ehh. Is it junior-year philosophy? Yes. Do I want my NBA finals MVP doing this shit? ALSO YES. They’ll never make me hate you, JB. www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...

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From the nba community on Reddit: [Jaylen Brown] “Panopticism: A prison design. So physical authority has shifted to psychological authority. And over time, their behaviors change. This causes dynamic...

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Our kid did something unexpected today (gave a shit-ton of blood at an appointment we thought was just going to be a consult) and handled it like an absolute boss. I’m so proud of her and her resilience. She’s worked so hard on it. It’s pretty cool getting to parent an awesome person.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My partner is writing a grad school paper (in the SUMMER for gods’ sake), & I get to read it and it’s so good. One of her classmates (a lovely policy wonk) gave her amazing feedback about her positioning (basically top-down vs bottom up institutional change) and we were talking about how GODDAMN…

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Piccalilli @piccalil.li · 18/12/2025

This is really good writing work and the pencil-like font is dreamy. Hand illustrated by an actual human too! airportbeer.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com

airportbeer.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com

Drinking The Largest Beer At The Airport Makes Everything Better

An essay by Austin L. Ray

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Idea for a team building exercise: Hire a “dinner murder mystery” troupe, then have your team stage their own, independent murder during their performance.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Surprisingly different reactions when getting on the train with one golf club versus fourteen golf clubs.

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Bells @sarahritchey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

How fucking cute AND righteous are these??? Just bought 5 sets. Do I need 25 of these stickers? No. Do I have any regrets? ALSO NO. Maybe I'll just stick one on my face every time I read a new Notion doc at work 🥰🥰

Very cute sticker that says "seems like AI slop!"

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Well well well, look what else arrived. Good mail day!

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Decided it was time to invest in a return address stamp. Must buy a sticker to get my deets.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I commented on a Reddit thread about Glen Hansard, and now I have hundreds of men telling me “actually, having sex with teenagers is fine.”

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

watched Bullitt over the weekend, and I can't stop thinking about the Warner Brothers / Seven Arts logo

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

New sticker design... inspired by linkedin? jesus christ, what a world.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Wanna know why it’s called being handsome, dad? Cause I want a hand of somma that!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.

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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 29/07/2026

The supply of exceedingly tiny violins has also hit an all-time low in New York.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Stickers are here! Going to spend this evening packaging and sending out the first batch. shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/foll...

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Neighborhood kids are over at our house for dinner. I just walked inside, and it smells SO bad. Like hormones and gym shorts on pizza.

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David Sizemore @davidsizemore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Alright, I’m going to order a bunch of these this week—please weigh in on what size you’d actually use. Average size hand for reference. Asking because I love bumper stickers, but it seems like most folks don’t.

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