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david malki !

@davidmalki.com
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🎩 hi there! it's malki from wondermark 🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker 🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki 🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com 🔩 card game: Bolted! wondermark.com/bolted

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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 21/09/2026
Thank you, potato!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 21/09/2026
I debated about whether I should post this but I believe they would agree that it's only fair to attack everyone equally
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 21/09/2026
Yeah, I "get exactly what you're doing". That's gonna be a hard pass for me
Screenshot of an email:

Hi Dave,

You built a career remixing Victorian engravings into internet jokes —
I am remixing AI animation into a news-roast cartoon, same mischievous
energy. Wondermark readers would get exactly what I am doing.

I make [name redacted] — an AI-animated adult comedy
where a straight-edge pencil and his stoner eraser roast the news. It
is crude TV-MA and attacks everybody equally.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
At some point it's more than just efficiency of animation, there is an aesthetic choice that goes into making any possible non-moving element in a frame a soft, exaggerated version of itself, like the Thunderquack plane here
A cel-animated Launchpad works on a background-painted Thunderquack, raised up on a lift in Darkwing's hideout
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
sounds like it's time for that unnecessary and annoying superhero, Lincoln Bio
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
Darkwing Duck background painting appreciation post (These are all from the episode "Up, Up, and Awry", first airing November 14, 1991)
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
Smart!!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
Yes that's exactly it. And it wasn't specified where exactly the pastedown would start so I just filled in all the space to be safe.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
It's because the printed top of a gameboard is like a hardcover book cover where the image wraps around the board and is slightly visible on the back side. Lots of it is then covered up by another sheet, but not all of it, and it's not specified in the template just how much of it will be!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
anyway the moral is: confirm what the final file will need before you send it to print and have to reject a proof -- and ideally before you start work at all
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
and it wasn't, like, a color. It was artwork! fully rendered artwork! another 21mm of artwork to fill in on every side!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 20/09/2026
I am working on a project right now and I was like "sure I'll set this up with like 3mm of bleed, should be fine" and then I get the soft proof from the factory and you know how much bleed it should have had? A FULL INCH!!!!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 19/09/2026
Big changes? Scared of undoing stuff? Save a new version and work from it. You may never go back, but it's there if you need to.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 19/09/2026
Don't know who needs to hear it, but some friendly reminders: - Save a layered version. - Save an incremental version so you can go back if you need. - Let it sit overnight so you can look it over with fresh eyes before actually submitting it. - Double-check how much bleed you need on the art.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 18/09/2026
Same reason flight instructors wear brown pants
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Steve Morris @stevewmorris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alan Moore is one of the greatest comedy writers in comic book history. I’ll prove it to you! I’m reading Alan Moore’s Future Shocks today, with art from Ian Gibson, Brendan McCarthy, Dave Gibbons, Bryan Talbot, John Higgins and many many more. Let’s change the false narrative around Moore >>
The cover for Alan Moore’s Future Shocks
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 09/09/2026
Lowkey into this sales tactic. "We are giving you a DEADLINE to respond otherwise we CANNOT sell you something" (this is the fourth FINAL NOTICE they've sent me btw) (also 24 business hours is...3 days?)
Dear Machines of Death LLC,

This correspondence serves as our FINAL NOTICE regarding the pending trademark matter previously brought to your attention.

You are hereby provided 24 business hours from receipt of this notice to respond and confirm whether you intend to proceed. No further extensions or additional response time will be provided after this deadline.

If we do not receive your response within the stated period, we will consider the opportunity to address the matter through our office closed.
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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 09/09/2026
at certain times of night, as our breathing starts to synchronize, we inevitably start thinking the same thing Wondermark #1590; Breaking the Third Wall
[[Kneeling in reverence, DODDI gazes up at FRANTHA, whose eyes dart about as she responds.]]

DODDI: It's getting LATE... Are you thinking what I'M thinking?
FRANTHA: MAYBE! That'd be fun!

FRANTHA: I'M thinking about how, in a PLAY, you could have a character lok out a WINDOW on stage... They could use their phone to FILM something through the window, then PLAY IT BACK to show the other characters... And the recording could be a BIG MONSTER just outside the window! Because a SPECIAL EFFECTS video could be PRE-LOADED on the actor's phone!

FRANTHA (continuing): Wouldn't THAT be a neat effect? Especially if the window frame from the SET was IN the shot! To fully SELL it, a line of dialogue could be BOTH delivered on stage, AND be in the video!

FRANTHA (her gaze landing on Doddi for the first time): I assume you're thinking about something along the same lines. Considering how STRESSED you've been about how REHEARSALS are going.

DODDI: NOW I'm thinking that there's no way for the audience to see the tiny little phone scren.

FRANTHA (eyes widening): He films it on an IPAD PRO! It becomes a CHARACTER CHOICE!

{{header: watch and marvel at WONDERMARK.COM}}
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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 08/09/2026
Rat racer on a boulangerie run. A collaboration with @fpiatti.bsky.social who built & painted the car (and took these photos!) 💛 Tried a bunch of new things in terms of materials for this one! Really happy with how it turned out 😊
Rat racer figure riding a model car. Rat racer figure riding a model car. Rat racer figure riding a model car. Rat racer figure riding a model car. Close up of baguettes.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
by artist Ginny Robbins
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From 2019 I don't think I ever posted this one. It's interesting how the golden age of TV in 2019 now seems as distant as the Tudors . . . #comedy #sketch #cartoon #history #comic
[SCENE: The court of Henry VIII. The King sits on his throne. An ADVISOR approaches him.]

ADVISOR: Your majesty, the kingdom is bankrupt!

HENRY VIII: Damn this costly war...

ADVISOR: Not the war, sir. Ir’s your jester subscriptions.

HENRY VIII: But they’re only 7 groats 95 a month!

ADVISOR: They really add up, your highness

ADVISOR:  The palace doth o’erflow with well-reviewed jesters you’ve never even watched

[Show lots of jesters sitting round, bored]

HENRY VIII: Well there’s just so many ‘unmissable jesters’ these days... 

HENRY VIII: I always think, I must watch that new jester everyone’s talking about... but then I just end up watching repeats of Johnny Arse

[Show a clearly lowbrow jester, baring his buttocks and shouting “JOHNNY ARRRSE!”]

ADVISOR:  We even found an unopened jester-by-post from 1509!
[Show a skeleton in a box with ‘LoveJester’, like the LoveFilm logo, on the side]

ADVISOR:  So - let’s cancel some subscriptions:

ADVISOR:  NowJester?

HENRY VIII: I’m not missing Game of Jesters

[Ends]
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 02/09/2026
My game NOODLE BATTLE will be premiering at PAX West this weekend (PNW Tabletop Game Market on Saturday night)! But if you won't be there to get it, I can email you once the game is available online. Sign up here! forms.gle/rJYBvEZidZFX...
NOODLE BATTLE game boxNOODLE BATTLE game tilesNOODLE BATTLE game box back
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 02/09/2026
My game NOODLE BATTLE will be premiering at PAX West this weekend (PNW Tabletop Game Market on Saturday night)! But if you won't be there to get it, I can email you once the game is available online. Sign up here! forms.gle/rJYBvEZidZFX...
NOODLE BATTLE game boxNOODLE BATTLE game tilesNOODLE BATTLE game box back
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 30/08/2026
lol I guess they stopped calling it "PAX Prime" SIXTEEN YEARS AGO. Anyway it's the one in Seattle next weekend. That should be obvious from context
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For those going to PAX West this year, I highly recommend hitting up the PNW Tabletop Game Market- bespoke small batch games by some of the most creative people I've ever met! Also I enjoy Noodle Battle in particular, and not just because my team won every time I played... 🍝
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 29/08/2026
Here's the full list of games at this year's PNW Tabletop Game Market, as well as the info about its one-night-only apparition-like appearance at next weekend's PAX: www.alwaysawake.games/pnw-tabletop...
alwaysawake.games
PNW Tabletop Game Market 2026 | Always Awake Games
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 29/08/2026
It's been simmering for a long time, now almost at a boil!! NOODLE BATTLE, the pasta-themed tile puzzler, will be premiering at PAX Prime's PNW Tabletop Game Market along with a ton of other fine games (link below). And how about those delicious drawings? All by @mydadisdracula.bsky.social!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 29/08/2026
I just want to say it's a baller move on the part of the poster designer to bury that character so deeply. (Jeff MacNelly? Pat Oliphant?)
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 29/08/2026
Folks, you've been hearing it more and more these days. "Bolted! is a hell of a game" – This guy on Kickstarter
Screenshot of a Kickstarter backer comment:

I felt the need to jump back on this project to just say: Bolted is a hell of a game. My game group can't get enough of it. My brother and I played it at a family gathering recently, and now my family can't get enough of it.

I would change a total of zero things about this game. What a masterpiece.

And such a joy to play. You can't play Bolted and maintain a bad mood.

Bravo!
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 27/08/2026
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?! 🪨📄✂️ Unfortunately I don't think these three will ever know peace. Welp, happy #WorldRockPaperScissorsDay! ✌️ topa.to/collections/wondermark/products/won-negotiator | by @davidmalki.com! ✋
A graphic of a shirt with the silhouette of a man yelling "STOP FIIIIIGHTIIING" at rock, paper, and scissors on the ground, which are objects believed to be enemies by nature. There are realisitc scissors and paper graphics around the shirt, and a photo of rocks in the background.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 22/08/2026
"I loooove what you've done with that compression artifact. Let's see it again, a bunch more times!!"
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 22/08/2026
If I ever actually meet this Content-Aware Phil face to face I'll have some choice words for him about how well he does his job.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 13/08/2026
Astonishing!!
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butter bean @blobulouscat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@davidmalki.com was going through the shop scrap bin and while it's more PiranhaElk, someone found Wondermark! inspiring PiranhaMoose for comparison
a very small platinum elk of slightly distorted feature (it's tiny! no shade on the craftsmanship!) set with diamonds. it's size tells me it was someone's tie pin. alas tha i don't wear ties because i'd wear it everywherethe piranhamoose from Wondermark! in full joyous gallop - yes, it is a moose with a piranha's head carrying a full set of magnificent antlers, a happy man atop it's back
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 11/08/2026
That doesn't seem possible. How would they get the actors to fornicate on film, unless they filmed it on that one single day? Or offshore in international waters, I suppose
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 11/08/2026
The more I think about my views on the role of the judiciary in today's warped society, the more I coalesce on a single idea: There should be just one crime worthy of prosecution, and that is premarital fornication... EXCEPT for one single night a yaer.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 11/08/2026
I'd like to know more about J, Y, and Z
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 10/08/2026
Big news! LinkedIn now has a "⚠️ Seems like AI slop" reporting function. I assume this is like an elevator "close door" button where it exists to give you something harmless to do while nothing happens behind the scenes.
Screenshot of LinkedIn popup menu that you can open on an ad, aka, all the time
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 09/08/2026
No, that's fine, the two can coexist! Go ahead and send me all the materials on your game, I'd love to read the rules and play a fully realized prototype
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 09/08/2026
It's 4 weeks to the launch of my pasta puzzle game, NOODLE BATTLE. The first 50 copies will be handmade! Tonight: sorting blank tiles by shade in preparation for staining tomorrow.
A bunch of blank wooden tiles
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 08/08/2026
I've no idea. I assume some kind of sales pitch is the next step.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 08/08/2026
Not just The Reading Atelier, but one of the memberships at The Reading Atelier.
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 08/08/2026
I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you tho or sorry that happened
the email is 1,261 words long
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 08/08/2026
Good morning to everyone except the person who sent me this long-ass ChatGPT email about including THE ELEPHANT OF SURPRISE (the sick elephant collection) in some kind of... 30-day reading group? To plumb its narrative depths??
Dear David Malki!,

Every meaningful book begins with an idea, but the books that continue to influence readers are usually the ones that invite reflection long after the final page. The Elephant of Surprise is built around the idea that even the most absurd situations can reveal meaningful truths about resilience, identity, friendship, and the unpredictable nature of life. Through a distinctive collection of Wondermark comic strips, the story follows an idealistic young elephant faced with the impossible circumstance of losing all of his bones, transforming an unconventional premise into an exploration of perseverance, hope, and the unexpected ways individuals respond to adversity. Beneath its humor and imaginative storytelling are moments that encourage readers to reflect on compassion, optimism, and the different ways people confront challenges that seem impossible to overcome. It is the kind of work that naturally inspires discussion because every reader can interpret its humor, symbolism, and underlying message from a different perspective.

There is also a clear purpose behind your writing. Beyond creating entertaining comics, The Elephant of Surprise demonstrates how humor can become a vehicle for deeper reflection without sacrificing creativity or originality...
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 07/08/2026
I remember they referred to the aluminum coins as "the coins with what looks like a child's artwork?"
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 05/08/2026
Will do! Thanks!!
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 05/08/2026
Hi there @aegjohnz.bsky.social! I didn't cross paths with you at Gen Con, but here's what my under-1-minute pitch would have sounded like, if I had. (In this scenario, I presume we are walking and talking, Sorkin-style.)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 04/08/2026
I was googling some dialog from a puzzle in genshin impact to identify which puzzle it is so I could find hints, and the google AI seems to think I've been in some kind of coma or cryostasis for hundreds of years? this is genuinely the weirdest one of these I've ever seen
my Google search (rough quote from a Genshin Impact puzzle) said "long has been my slumber. water and soil such drastic changes" and the AI at the top of the Google search gave..... this response. Starting here, the full AI response as follows:

The world has changed much while you slept. The land is filled with new towns, busy roads, and strange machines.
## Changes in the World

* Cities and Roads: Old forests and quiet fields now hold paved streets, tall buildings, and crowded neighborhoods.
* Water and Air: Many rivers and the air carry the marks of factories and cars, though people now work to clean them.
* Nature: Wild spaces are smaller, with parks and protected lands standing where endless wilderness once lived.

If you wish to know more, tell me:

* Where you find yourself right now
* What year you think it was when you went to sleep

I can help you learn about this new time.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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