David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 23/05/2025You say that, but how will that clean up deliver value to the user? Checkmate. 000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Imagine a boot, tripping over another boot — forever. 031
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Was the service fast? Or did they, you know, keep you waiting. 060
Reposted by David John SmailesDan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Our new report: local political parties are renting out office space to MPs — who claim the cost on expenses. But in most cases, they pay no tax on that income — or on rent from local businesses. We reviewed 630 sets of accounts. What we found is a systemic failure. 🧵 415672
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 10/05/2025There’s now a limited run of 50 Japanese style Vader prints in my shop. A3 giclee print, hand numbered on 310gsm Hahnemühle German Etching paper. www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/swjap... 32718
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Yes! That kind of person who always seems as though they’re kidding, but they never are. Like Pesci: “Funny how?” But they always mean it. 050
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Kevin James as a sociopath finance guy or CEO. Wolf of Wall Street style. No jokes. 6531
Reposted by David John SmailesPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025There are two problem-solving approaches: 1) identify a problem that you want to solve, then find a method that will solve it or 2) pick a method you want to use, and go hunting for problems. The second way is the stupid way, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it's the default method in tech. 943061430
Reposted by David John SmailesShayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social · 04/04/2025This fake Donald Trump tweet is once again being widely shared following the president's imposition of global tariffs and the markets plunging in the aftermath. Trump never posted this. It's fake. 33741165
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 16/03/2025One of those where the sequels unfairly diminish the original’s reputation. First game has AI and atmosphere up there with Half Life series imo. 000
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 31/01/2025SALE! I have all these extra prints floating around my studio this month. If you’d like one at a discount, then the prices are in the photos and all prices INCLUDE postage. (unless you’re outside the UK) Plz DM me if you’re interested. 01214
Reposted by David John SmailesChris Stokel-Walker @stokel.bsky.social · 13/01/2025It's early in the morning but I don't think the AI Opportunities Action Plan by Matt Clifford has been published, so we don't know (for instance) if the government is streamlining the visa process as was reported by the FT in an earlier draft www.gov.uk/government/n...gov.ukPrime Minister sets out blueprint to turbocharge AIArtificial intelligence will deliver a decade of national renewal, as part of a new plan announced today (13 January 2025). 2126
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025The Apple notification summaries are pretty hot right now. Exhibit A: 120
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Apple need to get a grip on the AI notification summaries. 150
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Game Pass PC is $12 but sure, folks are going to drop $10 more for that non-service. 020
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Is there another film series that falls off as much as Die Hard? First three are solid. 3 is arguably as good as 1, but then it heads for the bin fast. 110
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head. 050
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business. I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here: infinitebacon.com Thank you! 366128
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 04/12/2024TOKYOSEXSALE! Things have been pretty busy at Tokyo-Towers and I have all these odds and sods floating around my studio. Give someone a unique (AND reasonably priced) gift without leaving the house. All prices include P&P (unless you’re outside the UK) DM if interested 31738
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024It’s nearly time for #whamageddon2024 Stay alert, stay vigilant. pbs.twimg.com/media/Dtmj17... 000
Reposted by David John SmailesMet Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 26/11/2024⚠️ Yellow weather warning issued ⚠️ Rain across parts of southern England Tuesday 2200 - Wednesday 1200 Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning Stay #WeatherAware⚠️ 37217
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I have ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY of these calendars. Bit scary (and at great expense) now everyone is fleeing Twitter. If you could please share this here and I can get below 100 I’d appreciate it www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl... 33666
Reposted by David John SmailesJohn Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me! 53554764152
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 09/11/2024RIP Tony Todd. One of the best ever to do it. Incredible voice and presence. 000
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards. To win just share and follow. I’ll draw 6pm Sunday. There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the codeword BACON at checkout. www.infinitebacon.com Good luck! 33460
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 17/03/2024Hmm: youtu.be/wAA7JSCtsVs?...youtu.beInspector Gadget Theme Cover#music #guitar #bass #piano #synths #song #portugal #theme #inspectorgadget #coversong 120
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 25/12/2023The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Muppets. 010
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 24/12/2023S-tier Xmas films reserved for Xmas Eve: Muppet’s Christmas Carol, Polar Express, Colbert Christmas, Scrooged. 000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Nah definitely not. Maybe at $200 for an impulse buy, if it had a bridge obvs. 010
Reposted by David John SmailesTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 01/12/2023It’s THE FIRST of the bum-slide toward Christmas so to celebrate I’m giving 15% off EVERYTHING in my shop! Just use the codeword XMAS15 and my shop is here www.infinitebacon.com/shop MERRY BUM-SLIDE! 058
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Interesting guitar though: never seen an episode SG with dog ear P90 like that. There’s a complete one here on eBay: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40464085...ebay.co.ukElectric Guitar Epiphone Sg Junior RedWe would very much appreciate if you could leave us one, too! 110
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Took the dog for a walk along Windows XP earlier. 000
Reposted by David John SmailesKevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time. 412502656
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 04/11/2023Wow Sky molly coddling Arteta like he’s suffered a bereavement. 000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 03/11/2023You can get light dimming stickers to soften them a bit. 010
Reposted by David John SmailesOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/11/2023Apparently, Musk and Sunak discussed what would happen if a Terminator type robot went rogue in the future.... and that to stop it, you'd need a sort of remote "off switch".... and these are two of the most powerful people on our planet, and I think we should be terrified. 3726953
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 03/11/2023More people need to give up the security of a regular paycheck and build the Allied Mastercomputer. 000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 01/11/2023The best accounts are finding their way here. 000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 28/10/2023Ron Wood’s tone on this is top tier: youtu.be/C1cWWO1fBDo?...youtu.beThe Faces - Three Button Hand Me Down - Sounds For Saturday - Saturday 1 April 1972Taken from TOTP2 (BBC2) on Monday 31 May 2004; Originally shown on Sounds for Saturday (BBC2) on Saturday 1 April 1972 000
Reposted by David John SmailesSteamDeckHQ @steamdeckhq.com · 26/10/2023A Proton hotfix was deployed to fix Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3’s crashing on Steam Deck, but it still suffers from audio issues. steamdeckhq.com/news/proton-...steamdeckhq.comProton Hotfix Deployed for Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 - Steam Deck HQA Proton hotfix was deployed today that helps get Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 running on the Steam Deck. 011
Reposted by David John SmailesOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 14/10/2023Shameless plug for my appearance at the Yeovil Literary Festival on 28th October. If you're local, please do come along. I promise surprises about some of our favourite heroes... and villains www.westlandsyeovil.co.uk/whats-on/all... 4219
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 14/10/2023This made me go and look up the lyrics to No More Heroes on Genius, and I was surprised to find it’s Lenny Bruce he’s singing about, not Lenin. The more you know. Enjoying your book so far btw, about 1/2 way through. The Chanel chapter is wild. 120
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Daily Mail unexpectedly channelling Prince’s ‘Gett Off’. 000
Reposted by David John SmailesMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2023musk’s neuralink didn’t just kill monkeys—they tortured them. www.wired.com/story/neural... 98326