Sign in

David John Smailes

@davidjs-uk.bsky.social
59 followers 334 following 34 posts

Mobile app dev. Plays guitar. PS5 & Steamdeck.

PostsRepliesMedia
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
You say that, but how will that clean up deliver value to the user? Checkmate.
000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Imagine a boot, tripping over another boot — forever.
031
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Was the service fast? Or did they, you know, keep you waiting.
060
Reposted by David John Smailes
Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Our new report: local political parties are renting out office space to MPs — who claim the cost on expenses. But in most cases, they pay no tax on that income — or on rent from local businesses. We reviewed 630 sets of accounts. What we found is a systemic failure. 🧵
415672
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
There’s now a limited run of 50 Japanese style Vader prints in my shop. A3 giclee print, hand numbered on 310gsm Hahnemühle German Etching paper. www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/swjap...
32718
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Sold!
130
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Yes! That kind of person who always seems as though they’re kidding, but they never are. Like Pesci: “Funny how?” But they always mean it.
050
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Kevin James as a sociopath finance guy or CEO. Wolf of Wall Street style. No jokes.
Kevin James looking a bit like Alex Jones.
6531
Reposted by David John Smailes
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
There are two problem-solving approaches: 1) identify a problem that you want to solve, then find a method that will solve it or 2) pick a method you want to use, and go hunting for problems. The second way is the stupid way, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it's the default method in tech.
943061430
Reposted by David John Smailes
Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This fake Donald Trump tweet is once again being widely shared following the president's imposition of global tariffs and the markets plunging in the aftermath. Trump never posted this. It's fake.
33741165
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
One of those where the sequels unfairly diminish the original’s reputation. First game has AI and atmosphere up there with Half Life series imo.
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
SALE! I have all these extra prints floating around my studio this month. If you’d like one at a discount, then the prices are in the photos and all prices INCLUDE postage. (unless you’re outside the UK) Plz DM me if you’re interested.
01214
Reposted by David John Smailes
Chris Stokel-Walker @stokel.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It's early in the morning but I don't think the AI Opportunities Action Plan by Matt Clifford has been published, so we don't know (for instance) if the government is streamlining the visa process as was reported by the FT in an earlier draft www.gov.uk/government/n...
gov.uk
Prime Minister sets out blueprint to turbocharge AI
Artificial intelligence will deliver a decade of national renewal, as part of a new plan announced today (13 January 2025).
2126
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The Apple notification summaries are pretty hot right now. Exhibit A:
120
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Apple need to get a grip on the AI notification summaries.
An iPhone notification showing an inaccurate summary of the bbc news content.
150
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Game Pass PC is $12 but sure, folks are going to drop $10 more for that non-service.
020
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Is there another film series that falls off as much as Die Hard? First three are solid. 3 is arguably as good as 1, but then it heads for the bin fast.
110
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.
A screen shot from Xenon 2: Megablast for the Atari ST
050
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business. I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here: infinitebacon.com Thank you!
366128
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
TOKYOSEXSALE! Things have been pretty busy at Tokyo-Towers and I have all these odds and sods floating around my studio. Give someone a unique (AND reasonably priced) gift without leaving the house. All prices include P&P (unless you’re outside the UK) DM if interested
31738
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s nearly time for #whamageddon2024 Stay alert, stay vigilant. pbs.twimg.com/media/Dtmj17...
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 26/11/2024
⚠️ Yellow weather warning issued ⚠️ Rain across parts of southern England Tuesday 2200 - Wednesday 1200 Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning Stay #WeatherAware⚠️
37217
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I have ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY of these calendars. Bit scary (and at great expense) now everyone is fleeing Twitter. If you could please share this here and I can get below 100 I’d appreciate it www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
33666
Reposted by David John Smailes
John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me!
53554764152
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
RIP Tony Todd. One of the best ever to do it. Incredible voice and presence.
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards. To win just share and follow. I’ll draw 6pm Sunday. There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the codeword BACON at checkout. www.infinitebacon.com Good luck!
33460
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Hmm: youtu.be/wAA7JSCtsVs?...
youtu.be
Inspector Gadget Theme Cover
#music #guitar #bass #piano #synths #song #portugal #theme #inspectorgadget #coversong
120
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Muppets.
010
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
S-tier Xmas films reserved for Xmas Eve: Muppet’s Christmas Carol, Polar Express, Colbert Christmas, Scrooged.
000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Nah definitely not. Maybe at $200 for an impulse buy, if it had a bridge obvs.
010
Reposted by David John Smailes
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
It’s THE FIRST of the bum-slide toward Christmas so to celebrate I’m giving 15% off EVERYTHING in my shop! Just use the codeword XMAS15 and my shop is here www.infinitebacon.com/shop MERRY BUM-SLIDE!
058
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Interesting guitar though: never seen an episode SG with dog ear P90 like that. There’s a complete one here on eBay: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40464085...
ebay.co.uk
Electric Guitar Epiphone Sg Junior Red
We would very much appreciate if you could leave us one, too!
110
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Took the dog for a walk along Windows XP earlier.
A grass area with a blue sky reminiscent of the windows xp default wallpaperA red fox Labrador sitting on a sofa.
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time.
412502656
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Wow Sky molly coddling Arteta like he’s suffered a bereavement.
000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
You can get light dimming stickers to soften them a bit.
010
Reposted by David John Smailes
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Apparently, Musk and Sunak discussed what would happen if a Terminator type robot went rogue in the future.... and that to stop it, you'd need a sort of remote "off switch".... and these are two of the most powerful people on our planet, and I think we should be terrified.
3726953
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
More people need to give up the security of a regular paycheck and build the Allied Mastercomputer.
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
9290105
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
The best accounts are finding their way here.
000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Ron Wood’s tone on this is top tier: youtu.be/C1cWWO1fBDo?...
youtu.be
The Faces - Three Button Hand Me Down - Sounds For Saturday - Saturday 1 April 1972
Taken from TOTP2 (BBC2) on Monday 31 May 2004; Originally shown on Sounds for Saturday (BBC2) on Saturday 1 April 1972
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
SteamDeckHQ @steamdeckhq.com · 26/10/2023
A Proton hotfix was deployed to fix Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3’s crashing on Steam Deck, but it still suffers from audio issues. steamdeckhq.com/news/proton-...
steamdeckhq.com
Proton Hotfix Deployed for Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 - Steam Deck HQ
A Proton hotfix was deployed today that helps get Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 running on the Steam Deck.
011
Reposted by David John Smailes
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Shameless plug for my appearance at the Yeovil Literary Festival on 28th October. If you're local, please do come along. I promise surprises about some of our favourite heroes... and villains www.westlandsyeovil.co.uk/whats-on/all...
4219
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This made me go and look up the lyrics to No More Heroes on Genius, and I was surprised to find it’s Lenny Bruce he’s singing about, not Lenin. The more you know. Enjoying your book so far btw, about 1/2 way through. The Chanel chapter is wild.
120
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Pirates of the Caribbean meme saying: “you’d best start believing in 15 minute cities miss turner. You’re in one.” Barbossa is standing in front of convenience stores.
000
David John Smailes @davidjs-uk.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Daily Mail unexpectedly channelling Prince’s ‘Gett Off’.
000
Reposted by David John Smailes
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
musk’s neuralink didn’t just kill monkeys—they tortured them. www.wired.com/story/neural...
elon musk on 9/10/23: No monkey has died as a result of a Neuralink implant. 

First our early implants, to minimize risk to healthy monkeys, we chose terminal moneys (close to death already),from WIRED story today: THE TAN MACAQUE with the hairless pink face could do little more than sit and shiver as her brain began to swell. The California National Primate Center staff observing her via livestream knew the signs. Whatever had been done had left her with a “severe neurological defect,” and it was time to put the monkey to sleep. But the client protested; the Neuralink scientist whose experiment left the 7-year-old monkey’s brain mutilated wanted to wait another day. And so they did.
98326