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David Joe

@davidjoev.bsky.social
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Just a guy.

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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Adult content creators are seen as real people by fans, rebutting years of anti-porn claims that sex work strips creators of humanity. In fact, OnlyFans creators were percieved as having more self-control, free will and capacity for independent thinking than other women.
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Sexual objectification does not erase the perceived humanity of OnlyFans creators, study suggests
People who sell explicit digital content online are heavily sexually objectified by observers, yet they are still viewed as capable individuals with free will. These findings challenge traditional psy...
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Ambassador G'Kar🏳️‍🌈 @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For Batman Day, I present the best Batman scene ever:
Ace: "They were training me, turning me into a weapon 'for justice'. They got their weapon, I got cheated of my childhood"
Batman: "I know what that's like"
Ace: "You do, don't you?"
Ace: "You don't have to answer, I read your mind.  That's how I knew you weren't going to use Ms Waller's weapon on me"
Batman: "No, I wasn't"
Ace: "You were gonna try and talk me into fixing what I've changed..."
Ace: "before I die"
Batman: "Yes"
Ace: "I'm dying very soon"
Batman: "Yes, I'm sorry"
Ace: Would you stay with me?  I'm scared"
Batman sits with her and holds her hand
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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Somebody wake up Hicks @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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People Magazine @people.com · 25/08/2026
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty
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Steve Senski's Watching @stevensenski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Remembering Bolaji Badejo, the 7'2" Nigerian actor and artist who entered cinematic history by playing the Xenomorph in 1979's ALIEN. He was only 39 when sickle cell anemia claimed his life.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
Social media post, describing a routine…

> turns on my computer
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new Al fea
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
A split frame of a black woman. On the left, she is saying "politics doesn't interest you. Why?" on the right she is saying "because you have no interest in changing a world that already suits you."
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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A drawing of a dinosaur dropping leaves for her hungry baby. The caption reads, "your needs have never been "too much""
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Jessica Mumford @jessicamumford.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
remembering when people were suggesting playing Hogwarts Legacy but also donating to trans charities and someone called that "carbon offsetting for transphobia"
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Matt | DEMO OUT NOW! @pmrd.net · 27/07/2026
This is really fun to read lol
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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Bill ♥️ @billwx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
On this date in 1973 the song "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce was the top song on the music charts. youtu.be/JzYf6qskdfA?...
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Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
YouTube video by Jim Croce - Topic
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the day is here once again
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David Joe @davidjoev.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Plays Luigi’s mansion pretty well.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@yellowcardigan

My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
an image of a high school student punching a person from the point of view of a person wearing meta glasses. he has on a brown hoodie and a bookbag. 

from this story: https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/14/viral-video-purportedly-shows-student-holding-pro-ice-sign-getting-punched-by-another-student-at-lake-zurich-high-school/
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sorry to do engagement bait but this is probably my entry for funniest tweet, i fucking love this post
A photo of a tweet from Keita Takahashi, developer of the Katamari games. The image is of an esoteric Amazon kitchen gadget, which includes many sharp points and metal items spiking off of it. The tweet reads "Just found the hell machine for killing all human beings on Amazon"
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026
had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed
A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
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David Joe @davidjoev.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Man, I started going through ELO and if you don’t like any one of their songs, you must kick puppies and drown kittens.
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🔞sylly sylvepachi hours🔞 @gabethesqueak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
there are occasional headlines that make me smile
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐) @cromsferatu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Awooga
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Les LeMieux @leslemieux.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy 80th Birthday to one of the greatest singer/songwriters of all time🥰
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Joy @swordofcharlemagne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 14/07/2026
excessive technophilia is how you become a hypercapitalist neoreactionary type and excessive technophobia is how you become an anti-vaxxer neo trad nationalist type so be careful folks
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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