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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 53m
I'd imagine the answer for the fans of most clubs would be "fuck all" or "close to fuck all". Either way though, that's not the point. Framing the discussion on this whole mess around "how does it affect meeeeeeee and my teeeeeeam?" is a) part of the problem and b) the reason nothing will change.
BBC headline asking the stupid question: how much did Man City's rule breaking cost your team
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see what they were aiming for, but this formulation had me thinking of Gary Bowyer saying after the game: "Proud of the lads, fought hard for that fuck all against a good side. Another day you get minus points so to come away with the nothing we started with is something to build on"
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a question.....
Guardian headline implying that a phone costing £599 could be considered cheap
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our industry is dying, please send money.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Playing their hits "Anniversary Meal Out With This One" and "Sleeps Til Christmas" respectively
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm in Bratislava watching some punk bands on a barge.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dave Evans reckons this is high quality writing. "I reckon this is high quality writing," says Dave.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sneak preview of the further adventures of Tara and the gang
Cover of On the Calculation of Volume v5
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Picture showing sky at sunset and on the right hand side a large screen showing Robert Smith of The Cure
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Players who should have played together Josh Sargent and Nigel Pepper
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
See what you did there Sylv.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Spotted this in a Montreal bookshop. Chap looks intriguing might give this a go
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Engaging in this for likes is bad enough but adopting a pose of "oh if I really must" should be criminalised.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"I put you here, Andy lad, and I can just as easily send you back to dealing with bin collections in Chorlton, understand?"
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dear lord.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm the spirit of unity I'd like to assure the men of London that it's about half past two
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Five seconds watching "Wayne Rooney, TV football pundit"
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
BBC Sport making it sound like he's the managerial equivalent of impending redundancies
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Subscribe to make sure you don't miss Phil Space's next hot take: "After Saka's performance in the first knock out round is Tuchel too reliant on the Arsenal man? And Kane. And Bellingham.
Football correspondent suggests England are no longer a one man team because two players have played well and implies this is a bad thing
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
How about the kids stay here and you fuck right off Sir Keir?
Headline of an article written by the PM describing how everyone should have somewhere they feel safeArticle describing how the Home Office wants to deport five yo kids whose parents are here legally.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Knew it! Recount. Justice for Cather.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thanks Darren Cann
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Agreed, it's all entirely subjective (and there's nothing wrong with that even if you disagree with me - well, up to a point).....
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
More excellent adventures with Tara Selter and the gang. I'd imagined that after the end of vol III this could turn into a zombie caper. I'm also wondering why all the people stuck in 18 November are adults. Mostly, though, I'm baffled as to how she'll resolve this in a few volumes.
The cover of On the Calculation of Volume IV by Solvej Balle
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sick of being dismissed as a person who sells food for a living, man opens chip shop
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Remembering that dim bulb who said it was great to have someone who could keep on top of a brief, chair a meeting and take a minute....
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pretty sure we don't need to learn any more tbh
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What a time to be alive. And young.
Cover of PJ Harvey album rid of me
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watching the snow boarding and can't work out why it strikes me that "Stance Regular" works as a @andrewmale.bsky.social Pynchon character name, while "Stance Goofy" doesn't.
TV caption describes a snow boarder as adopting the "stance regular"TV caption describes a snow boarder as adopting the "stance goofy"
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shit's getting real for Tara Selter
Cover of On the Calculation of Volume part 3
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
And the first one I attended without my mum chaperoning me
St George's Hall BradfordMotorhead
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Roundhay Park LeedsSimple Minds
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Picture of Marcus Brigstock, R4 Comedy stalwart and one of the least funny fuckers ever to quip
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I'd normally tell anyone arguing along these lines, even as a joke, to fuck right off, grow up, stop making fatuous excuses for your own selfishness. As it's Christmas, I'll refrain.
Headline from a Guardian article that argues being late is sometimes a good thing
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I read things like this and sympathise but then......get a proper job
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Greece coach/ Monsieur Judge
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Stokes: "Fuck off."
Stokes must respect views of ex players says ex player Vaughan
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just been informed she's married to Paul Simon.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What, even when "who they are" is a bunch of racist, violent hooligans with a record of breaking the law at away matches? This is a case study in how politicians can make people think "am I going fucking mad here?"
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I just wanted a Lion Bar mate
Paragraph from The Guardian in which someone describes "chocolate meditation workshops"
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Even if "general privacy" (whatever that is) is "over anyway" that's not an argument for introducing something that exacerbates the problems caused by a lack of privacy. Also, fucking "Britcard"? Ffs.
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
With clothes so spectacular And hair perpendicular You're not coming the Three Legs with me...
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
View from our hotel. Enjoying Salzkammergut immensely. May revise this view after walking miles in 30C today.
View of the mountains from Bad Goisern
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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Voila! @gralefrit.bsky.social in today's Guardian - accompanied in the article by the scene that shows him do everything other than actually emerge from the lake
Para from an article in which Colin Firth is described as "emerging from a lake" in Pride and Prejudice even though that scene doesn't show him emerging from a lake
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