D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 53mI'd imagine the answer for the fans of most clubs would be "fuck all" or "close to fuck all". Either way though, that's not the point. Framing the discussion on this whole mess around "how does it affect meeeeeeee and my teeeeeeam?" is a) part of the problem and b) the reason nothing will change. 110
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I see what they were aiming for, but this formulation had me thinking of Gary Bowyer saying after the game: "Proud of the lads, fought hard for that fuck all against a good side. Another day you get minus points so to come away with the nothing we started with is something to build on" 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Playing their hits "Anniversary Meal Out With This One" and "Sleeps Til Christmas" respectively 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm in Bratislava watching some punk bands on a barge. 000
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dave Evans reckons this is high quality writing. "I reckon this is high quality writing," says Dave. 001
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sneak preview of the further adventures of Tara and the gang 000
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Players who should have played together Josh Sargent and Nigel Pepper 022
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Spotted this in a Montreal bookshop. Chap looks intriguing might give this a go 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Engaging in this for likes is bad enough but adopting a pose of "oh if I really must" should be criminalised. 100
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"I put you here, Andy lad, and I can just as easily send you back to dealing with bin collections in Chorlton, understand?" 011
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm the spirit of unity I'd like to assure the men of London that it's about half past two 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Five seconds watching "Wayne Rooney, TV football pundit" 000
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026BBC Sport making it sound like he's the managerial equivalent of impending redundancies 100
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Subscribe to make sure you don't miss Phil Space's next hot take: "After Saka's performance in the first knock out round is Tuchel too reliant on the Arsenal man? And Kane. And Bellingham. 100
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026How about the kids stay here and you fuck right off Sir Keir? 141
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Agreed, it's all entirely subjective (and there's nothing wrong with that even if you disagree with me - well, up to a point)..... 130
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 16/05/2026More excellent adventures with Tara Selter and the gang. I'd imagined that after the end of vol III this could turn into a zombie caper. I'm also wondering why all the people stuck in 18 November are adults. Mostly, though, I'm baffled as to how she'll resolve this in a few volumes. 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Sick of being dismissed as a person who sells food for a living, man opens chip shop 001
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Remembering that dim bulb who said it was great to have someone who could keep on top of a brief, chair a meeting and take a minute.... 000
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Watching the snow boarding and can't work out why it strikes me that "Stance Regular" works as a @andrewmale.bsky.social Pynchon character name, while "Stance Goofy" doesn't. 2132
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 11/01/2026And the first one I attended without my mum chaperoning me 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist. 110
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I'd normally tell anyone arguing along these lines, even as a joke, to fuck right off, grow up, stop making fatuous excuses for your own selfishness. As it's Christmas, I'll refrain. 000
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I read things like this and sympathise but then......get a proper job 010
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 17/10/2025What, even when "who they are" is a bunch of racist, violent hooligans with a record of breaking the law at away matches? This is a case study in how politicians can make people think "am I going fucking mad here?" 111
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Even if "general privacy" (whatever that is) is "over anyway" that's not an argument for introducing something that exacerbates the problems caused by a lack of privacy. Also, fucking "Britcard"? Ffs. 020
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 13/08/2025With clothes so spectacular And hair perpendicular You're not coming the Three Legs with me... 082
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 08/08/2025View from our hotel. Enjoying Salzkammergut immensely. May revise this view after walking miles in 30C today. 000
D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Voila! @gralefrit.bsky.social in today's Guardian - accompanied in the article by the scene that shows him do everything other than actually emerge from the lake 110