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A humble barista misunderstanding the medium. I have roamed this Earth since time immemorial, entombed within this wretched flesh (elder-ish millennial). he/they #3E

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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This looks like the cold Open to an episode of Doctor Who where the robot is either a prototype Cyberman, an Auton, or programmed by The Master to take over the world. Start praying you see a blue police box because we are so fucked.
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Melania Trump shares the spotlight with a robot at an education and technology event
Melania Trump often commands the attention of any room she enters but all eyes — and cameras — were trained on her humanoid companion on Wednesday. The robot accompanied the first lady to the White H...
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Onion just murdered 79% of Bluesky. I'm lucky to be alive right now.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
bro don't worry bro the war will be over by easter bro almost like a miracle bro mission basically accomplished bro
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
QuitGPT is an awesome name for a campaign. Hats off.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GUY WHO FIRES PEOPLE ISN'T A JOB CREATOR?!?!
newsweek.com
Unexpected job losses add pressure on Trump economic agenda
New data showed that the economy lost 92,000 jobs in February compared with forecasts of a gain of 59,000.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
telling strangers "don't worry what they say about you ignore the haters" so they wonder what people are saying and who hates them
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ok Pam, what now?
The Dow Jones is at 48,044 and no 50,000 so Pam Bondi ain't got shit to talk about.
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Cascadia(PNW) @cascadiarevolting.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There is also this one. www.draftbarrontrump.com
draftbarrontrump.com
Home | Draft Barron Trump
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
History doesn't always repeat itself but it always farts in your mouth twice.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
No generation knows what they're doing. When Gen X entered the workforce they sucked. Then Millenials sucked. Now Gen Z sucks. It's the older generation's job to teach and guide. None of us know how to do that either. We all need to be the silent generation and STFU about generations.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
canada all of our forces are in the middle east please do not take us over we definitely will not treat you as liberators. 😉
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
war news before coffee is not where it's at also "epic fury" is such a cringe name this regime is so pathetic this is evil i hate it here
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Quotes are not always accurately ascribed." - Jesus Christ
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm sad Paramount bought WB. I don't want the Ellisons in charge of DC. I was so glad to be free of the shitty Snyder Ayn Rand Superman. I honestly liked the idea of Netflix having it. All corporations are bastards but I'll take Netflix over Paramount any day.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/02/2026
aw man we were only a week away from senate democrats tweeting that something must be done
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The thought of companies getting tariff rebate checks when they passed the prices onto consumers so they can profit twice makes me fucking sick. It reminds me of peak pandemic, Chipotle bragging that their costs hadn't gone up but they had raised prices because people assumed there was inflation.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 26/02/2026
1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses. Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...
Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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Kansas Sate Capitol // farzinvousoughian
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You're telling me that word association tools trained on internet comments don't know how to deescalate? www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
newscientist.com
AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Meanwhile the boss keeps trying to give me less, and the landlord keeps asking for more...
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
The President singled out racial minorities as the source of fraud in the United States and the first line in recaps is “he stayed focused on the economy“ lol
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Laura @tutusntinyhats.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I am raising $ for emergency rent funds in Minnesota! I will also give away a bedazzled copy of Let This Radicalize You by @prisonculture.bsky.social and @mskellymhayes.bsky.social, as well as a few pieces of jewelry I've made, to one person who either donates or otherwise boosts MN rent funds. ✨️
The book Let This Radicalize You: Organizing and the Revolution of Reciprocal Care by Kelly Hayes and Mariame Kaba. The cover is orange and yellow with navy and white letters and scribbles of stars, and at the bottom there are navy silhouettes of four people holding hands and raising their hands into the air. The title and the stars are covered in resin rhinestones of the same colors, and there are also rhinestones randomly placed on the yellow and orange areas.Three beaded bracelets. Two say "fuck ICE" in black beads with colorful letters, and onr says "mutual aid" in white beads with black letters, and has a big pink Lucite star beadA pair of asymmetrical beaded earrings with green, purple, clear, and rainbow beads, some glass and some LuciteA pair of earrings with letter beads that say "fuck ICE" in neon colors on black beads, and clear glass stars
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Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"You missed me" When you're white and in Central Park, the NYPD will play along with your snowball fight. When you're brown and in Washington Square Park you get thrown to the ground, investigations begin, kids are called adults, and snow is called ice.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It's shameful how bigoted people are against grandma murderers. We used to be a country. There is not a grandma murderer America and a non-grandma murderer America, there is The United States of America. We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the Stars and Stripes, all of us defend...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.
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Ben “James Hell Brooks” Jay 🦇 @benjayingly.com · 25/02/2026
Richmond County’s own Nicole Malliotakis giving off the same energy as one of the white people protesting southern school integration in photos from the 50s
Nicole Malliotakis laughing and pointing towards the exit and she jeers a somber Al Green as he holds a sign that reads “BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T APES”
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Center for American Progress @americanprogress.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
FACT CHECK: Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill made devastating cuts to Medicaid and SNAP, while at the same nearly tripling ICE’s budget. ampr.gs/4aAyPXd
A political graphic showing two figures in tactical law enforcement gear holding paintball-style launchers. The headline reads, "Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill funnels $75,000,000,000 to ICE with no guardrails." The text further explains that the bill nearly triples ICE funding while making "devastating cuts" to programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
it's a state of the you-nion not a state of the me-nion
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight. He hasn't seen them since they were 14
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 25/02/2026
Tonight, I’m speaking at the People’s State of the Union to shine a light on what is really happening in this country. Watch LIVE:
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LIVE: PEOPLE'S STATE OF THE UNION as Dems BOYCOTT TRUMP
MeidasTouch and MoveOn Civic Action host the People's State of the Union live from the National Mall in D.C. Hosted by Katie Phang and Joy Reid, the event will feature lawmakers alongside federal workers, immigrants, and Americans impacted by Trump's po...
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
CBS is really starting to go downhill.
A poster from the TV show Criminal Minds except every character has Kash Patel's face. Made using open source image editing freeware GIMP.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Fact-checkers getting ready for Trump's State of the Union tonight.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man wearing a captain america mask
Alt: A bloodied captain America knows this may be his death at the hands of Thanos but stands resolutely, tightens the strap holding his shield on his arm, and grimaces in pain, then stands with resolve.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
All I want is for Trump to have a fit of violent diarrhea during the SOTU and for him to stare horrified as poo runs down his leg and then for him to look up horrified then try to run away but slip on the poo, land so hard he wets himself, and sustain injuries that put him in a coma. PLEASE GOD!!!!
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gonna watch Endgame instead of State of the Union and see which ends first.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The downside of Dems not going to the State of the Union is it'll be full of adoring Trumpists making his inane statements sound applaudable. Dems should be there making fart noises*. *there's no coming back from where we are as a country, not anytime soon at least. 😭😂😭😂🤦‍♂️
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If you liked AI psychosis, you'll love this...
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
give me some prunes david brooks and i'll show you a mass movement
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, shame on us. Fool me four times, [redacted]* *not protected speech
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Labia Majora's Mask is my favorite Zelda game.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The tech industry’s investment in humanizing code and computers to justify unregulated expansion and resource hoarding has crossed squarely over into dehumanizing people. Just saw @mjcrockett.bsky.social give a great talk about some of this
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/02/2026
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, monthslong expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
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ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, monthslong expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
We're going after the worst of the worst...
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...
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DGM @davidgmontoya.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Cool. Cool cool cool.
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FCC asks networks to air 'pro-America content' to mark nation's 250th birthday
The head of the Federal Communications Commission urged U.S. broadcasters on Friday to air "patriotic, pro-America content" to mark this year's 250th anniversary of the United States' founding.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 19/02/2026
UPDATE: I’ve been at the Northwest Detention Facility for over 3 hours and am still being denied my congressional duty to conduct oversight. What are they so afraid of that they won't let me meet with detainees? I will not give up.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 18/02/2026
The ones telling you not to criticize Newsom are the ones engaging in purity politics. We don’t have to support every candidate with a D next to their name. Many of them are terrible. In a democracy, we ask questions, we criticize. If necessary, we destroy. It’s called a primary. Game on.
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Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
NEW: Wilson signaled her most moderate posture yet on the controversial surveillance expansion she once opposed at her state of the city address. She used to argue that cameras don't improve safety, now she's "moved" by families impacted by gun violence www.theburnerseattle.com/post/mayor-k...
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Mayor Katie Wilson Still Won't Commit To Blocking Surveillance Expansion, "Moved" By Arguments Tech Helps Solve Crime
Mayor Katie Wilson once again failed to commit to blocking a major expansion to the Seattle Police Department’s (SPD) surveillance capabilities that the City approved last fall, but has yet to impleme...
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