David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Mitchell Robinson, my brother in Christ, just starting shooting your free throws underhand 160
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Somebody just made a bunch of money on kalshi 060
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Time to be the first and only person to post the white lotus meme 010
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 28/02/2026FIFA is really gonna have to reconsider its entire process for selecting its Peace Prize recipient 0110
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 19/01/2026*explaining American football to a European* “Okay, so one of the ways to advance the ball is by passing and catching?” “So what’s a pass?” “Throwing the ball forward from behind the line of scrimmage to in front of it” “And what’s a catch?” “Literally no one knows” 040
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It’s the exact same play! How could it not be a pick? 010
Reposted by David GardnerMike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 08/01/2026Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity. 30387614190
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 04/01/2026It amazes me that a dozen executives at Amazon and the ad agency they hired all thought that “Now brace your urethra for turbulence” was the perfect kicker for their national commercial 040
Reposted by David GardnerRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams. 129139442799
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Big Ten refs are so bad they made these dudes where body cams 020
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Trying to get a consulting contract with Netflix so that I can charge them $25 million to suggest renaming HBO Max to just … HBO 0121
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Oh yeah for sure, let me put on my tux to slide into Spirit Airlines seat 26B 182
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Does anyone have the under/over on prison sentence lengths for the NBA FBI arrests? 2234
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Your periodic reminder that for every name you’ve heard — Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups — there are five support staff members with access to the same information who make 1/100th of their salaries and have every incentive in the world to gamble 1286
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years 0184
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 20/09/2025My kid slept past 8 a.m. today for the first time in 2.5 years and I feel like I could summit Everest without oxygen 090
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Someone threw a water bottle at Derrick Henry during that TD run, which reminds me of my long-held belief that players should be given the opportunity to fight, at the 50-yard line, any fan who engages in that kind of behavior 0201
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement 061
Reposted by David GardnerMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/07/2025They finally made the milk from that hotel 149134562572
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 29/06/2025For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know 0110
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/06/2025If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months 030
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again 140
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups) 020
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025? 110
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Why they changed it, I can’t say People just liked it better that way 1341
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/05/2025A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church 191
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: “What in God’s name is going on right now?” 050
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus 010
Reposted by David GardnerPablo Torre @pablo.show · 15/04/2025So, this is pretty surreal... But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it. An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea... 871559121
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 14/04/2025The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation 050
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State 340
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work 030
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era 010
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I have to admit that, before this weekend, I had forgotten the Alamo 130
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Allow me to be the first and only person to post this 1192
Reposted by David GardnerDaniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The replay angles of this Alijah Martin slam go CRAZY 623944
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025The best college basketball booth in the country just took a full minute of air time in the middle of a tie game with 5 minutes to go to roast this guy 150
David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Nobody: Absolutely not a soul on this planet: The White Lotus: “hey, you know how there wasn’t quite enough incest in the last episode?” 110
