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David Gardner

@davidgardner.bsky.social
4K followers 394 following 389 posts

Writer: GQ, NYT, WaPo, Ringer, etc. Shit poster and aspiring shit skeeter.

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’all
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Why they changed it, I can’t say People just liked it better that way
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The White Lotus (Season 3)
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Allow me to be the first and only person to post this
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The best college basketball booth in the country just took a full minute of air time in the middle of a tie game with 5 minutes to go to roast this guy
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The only proper response to a Monday Slack/email
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My face any time I read the replies to a popular political post on Twitter now
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wonder if it encourages you to bet more!
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’ll report back
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Burt’s outie, Fields, at dinner with Irving
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Every Oscars red carpet interview
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Everything I have ever learned about this man has been against my will
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Watched “My Old Ass” with Aubrey Plaza last night
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The savings and styles will leave you in disbelief
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Cannot express adequately how much I need this shirt
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Well this is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever seen
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Never seen the princess bride?
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh… oh no
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Using my journalistic skills to secure the first interview with Luka Doncic on the Lakers
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The radical thing about Jesus’ message is that it *did* defy common sense. And on this subject, Jesus was explicit: You absolutely have the same moral duty to those dearest to you and to the stranger
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Surely the most painful 4-game postseason record in Bills franchise history, right? … right??
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Josh Allen on the bench
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
“And what is a catch, sir?” “Nobody knows”
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The megachurch pastor and his wife as he confesses to a series of extramarital affairs
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
After the doink, it’s official
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas! This is the exact opposite of what the Bible says www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/...
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The polio vaccine is responsible for one of the biggest global health successes in human history
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Broadly speaking, I’m opposed to martial law, but you’ve got to admit, this is a bar
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“Some teenagers planted a flag on my campus”
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Mac and cheese, slightly underbaked, so it can be reheated before going on the table
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s just nice to see content designed to broaden its audience’s horizons
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Between how they answered here and how they voted, I think we can now safely say that Gen Z has no clue what they’re doing and go back to wearing skinny jeans and ankle socks
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Wow, I can’t believe I’m only 997,700 followers away from being the first individual Bluedky account to hit 1M.
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Is #Breadsky a thing? Either way, here’s today’s focaccia
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The app description for No. 2, MILF Messenger:
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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