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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 3h
These Hallmark contrived-romantic movies are getting really, really niche.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The great thing about putting scientists into the wickerman as offerings to coax the return of the sun is that they can peer review their screams on the fly.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post-match debrief with a MNUFC coach looks like an interview with a survivor of a tourist ferry disaster.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing says “seeing unsettling numbers” like a quick review of MNUFC’s season so far.
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Severance: Adam Scott's Kind Eyes
ALT: Severance: Adam Scott's Kind Eyes
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
The inside of a council flat.A brutalist concrete shopping precinct.A block of council flats.A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The inflection on the last word of this clip is the most Minnesota sound I’ve ever heard.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, have you ever had so much coffee that the Boggis, Bunce and Bean song from The Fantastic Mr Fox just loops in your head for hours? Asking out of curiosity and also because it will maybe make a neat footnote in the write-up of the imminent stroke.
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bcartwright.bsky.social @bcartwright.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Need Our Hive of Scum and Villainy Be Wretched? A Case for a Denser, More Walkable Mixed-Use Mos Eisley.”
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Fry: Shut Up And Take My Money
ALT: Fry: Shut Up And Take My Money
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And how many victims were murdered just after meeting Joyce? Always seemed a bit suspicious to me.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn that looks good.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the FBI is dropping the “used to fuck goats” disqualifier right as ICE is firing a bunch of its recent recruits. Interesting.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, they CAN’T cancel Widow’s Bay now, right?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It wouldn’t stop us. Not a chance.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Nicolas Cage's Happy Cosmic Journey
ALT: Nicolas Cage's Happy Cosmic Journey
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, my friends and I woke up, watched the news, spent the day at House on the Rock and then went out on the lash on State St in Madison. A very full day.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a face that has already picked out a bunker.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I support full independence for Middlesbrough.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Damn, this would make a great Cake song.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Actually we may have. That seems on brand.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
MNUFC never scored three goals in five minutes and still didn’t take 3pts before etc etc,
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s great about these goals is that AT LEAST one person in this stadium went to take a piss when MNUFC were 2 down and missed all three of our goals.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
French World Cup Winners never scored on a MNUFC backup goalkeeper before this kid showed up in his Celtic top in our section. I’m just saying.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No-one ever scored on a maybe-unconscious MNUFC goalkeeper before this kid showed up in his Celtic top in our section. I’m just saying.
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the single hottest thing any human has ever done. It is simply not possible to be sexier than this. youtu.be/JWoYy4Ah81s?...
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Sweet Transvestite" (1975) - (4K)
YouTube video by VideoXL
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Uncanny? Moi?!
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NEW: Who Attended Jake Lang’s N-Word March in Minneapolis? White supremacist agitator Edward "Jake" Lang held another hate rally in Minneapolis. Instead of leaving with a gaping wound in the back of his skull like his previous charade, Lang showed up in a pickup truck escorted by hired security.
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Who Attended Jake Lang’s N-Word March in Minneapolis? - UNICORN RIOT
Who exactly were all of these people that decided to show up with Jake Lang to his much anticipated hate rally in Minneapolis on August 22?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
However gelid it needs to be for us to slide into the playoffs with an air of competency.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can I put in a request for more “Sexy Swashbuckling Away-Game Mode MNUFC” and less “Lukewarm Dogshit Home Form MNUFC”?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Awww boo hoo, I can no longer rely on traditional structures to provide me with status and power…” Stick a fez on and learn the steps of a dance with 18 of your mates for the “Eternal Festival of Brotherly Conviviality” that you all just made up and see how glum you feel.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Starting to suspect that the cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic may be forming weird little whimsical fraternities and getting drunk while talking about love and friendship instead of complaining about women. 19th Century weirdo dudes never lacked for company at those things.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So many people are going to come out of hiding.
A close up of some compact disc cases, the kind that Columbia House would send you because they thought you’d pay for them. You were never going to pay for them. You knew from the minute you saw the ad you were never going to pay for them.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I get a pretty steady stream of compliments on the FDS t-shirt I got and I can attest to its quality.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To the three people in my neighbourhood who voted for Mike Lindell…
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Johnny Rose: What's Going On In There? (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: Johnny Rose: What's Going On In There? (Schitt's Creek)
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I still laugh every time this photo comes up as a memory in a feed.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lol.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Tim Gunn Eww Gross
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the manliest
trump hid in catering cart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And fishing poles near live lines? Not a chance.
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