David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These Hallmark contrived-romantic movies are getting really, really niche. 000
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I still laugh every time this photo comes up as a memory in a feed. 000
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I picked both of these up when I was 15 and had my brain stretched like warm mozzarella. 030
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Our ability to always find the Group Of Death when we show up is amazing. 000
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Simultaneously delightful, exhilarating and infuriating. We’re back at the World Cup baby! 030
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone. 010
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Sounds like you are ready to accept Aspic into your life. 110
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Why would you… what are you cooking over there Julie? 020
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Eating tripe isn’t specific to us, otherwise I think I would post it, but I’m nauseous even posting this… 🤢 000
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 01/04/2026In dog years, this fella is 21 now: so if you need him to buy you beer, he’s your man. 124136
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I don’t know what the fuss is about. I think it’s catchy! 261
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Human Resistance Bunker, int. Breathless Courier: Sir! John Connor! We made a breakthrough, sir! We’ve found something Skynet can’t understand! 010
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Hopefully this book has the answer to a question I’ve been asking for a loooong time. 010
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Sir! SIR! THIS is a Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll town. 0101
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I want to Like this so much, but I also don’t want to ruin something so perfect. 010
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2025**KLAXON** Minneapolis mentioned! In foreign press! Catering to… oh. Oh no. 000
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2? 000
David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Tom Cruise now weirdly into telling us the latest OJ Simpson updates, golf tips. 100
