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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉

@davidcameron.bsky.social
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My parents found me in the fireplace

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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I only discovered her in the past year and find her interesting and challenging. Genuine question has she done or said anything bad that I should know about?
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Im not American, I view the democrats as very right wing war mongers. however I would have Voted for them for the small possibility of harm reduction
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s a really good point. They used him for PR and ignored the red flags
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tragic result of racist media coverage. It is not in the public interest to publish daily articles about a teacher who potentially lied to get a job. A lot of other - much more substantial - public figures are doing a lot worse than forging a CV
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Champaign for my real friends, never worn 😢
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Thoughts on Adam Friedland?
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
He’s named like an alien wearing a skin suit
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🤔Um… I think this may in fact be a fake image? 🤠Hmmm I doubt an organisation such as Blue Sky🥶 would offer this as a service…?💻 😵‍💫 tired of misinformation on the internet… 🥵💦
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Taint-area
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me and my partner are artists with very different tastes in films. A friend asked us what our favourite film was and to their shock we replied Spotlight. I think they were expecting like Mulholland Drive or Holy Mountain
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
You’re in his DMs I’m in his D.M. (his Dreaming Mind - sucking his dream-dick, having wooden arms, living in a cloud, talking to a dolphin, my teeth are falling out, standing up in front of class naked, can’t wake up. My name is Freddy Krueger and this is my story.)
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I hope the rotting of the internet will lead to IRL fairs where AI has nothing to offer and humans can just show off their cool art, ideas and furry fan fiction
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Saw this crazy guy wearing a tank top shouting “stop putting babies in the bin!” But I wouldn’t stop. #gametheory
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
When you were black out drunk you hired me to keep you ‘humble’ once every 4 months with my terrible takes
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Genocide Joe and Genocide Trump. Amnesty International and the UN defined Israel’s attacks as a genocide while Biden was arming and defending Israel.
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Im going to show this to the fools who criticise Rob Liefeld’s off-panel feet
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Spunk doctor told me I’ll be dead within the year
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Spunk doctor told me I’ll be dead within the year
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m a 5’7 and whenever someone asks me to scuttle under the floor boards to look for dropped pennies I happily oblige
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Moments before impact “it tastes good but the bubbles feel somehow different”
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Excuse me President Bush I have something extremely important to tell you, but it’s not safe to talk here, meet me in the 1st tower tomorrow morning
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In 2025 I am excited for AI to crash the world economy like the dot com bubble did when rich idiots found out that those beautiful CG spheres weren’t real #newyearsresolutions
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This take is ableist, I have a rare kink that involves receiving all my meals regurgitated from a sick bird’s beak
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
actually it made me stronger, which is why all these gangs have started stalking me
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Undercover drug cop trying to entrap an undercover incest/murder cop
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just watched #Buffy season 4 finale ‘Restless’. It reminded me how conservative the form of film/tv has become. The episode felt closer to David Lynch or the dreamcore videos I see on social media. I think YouTube/tiktok has absorbed the expelled experimentalism of mainstream film/tv
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the only 'theory' i read is my father's wretched expression when I tell him to redistribute money into my pitiful bank account
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
my parents said the same to me but sadly I don't have a podcast (my dad is Ira Glass and my mum is Marc Maron - I pray they send me to heaven soon)
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Reading about a person seeing lights in the sky and the government then refusing to act on it is my personal 9/11
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Heart breaking but I respect your integrity
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
For those are uneducated in the history of Ireland, the IRA has always been an abbreviation of IsRAel
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Favourite and least favourite Buffy character?
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I made my polio vaccine autistic by being a ‘cold mother’ to it
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If you pay me 100 quid I’ll boil 50 kettles and print you a receipt saying that you ‘own’ the jpeg
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Pls stop doxing rorge
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My comfort zone: on the back foot, impossible deadline, everyone furious with me, the sound of traffic and rain drowning out my thoughts, non-stop vaping, 1 meal every 2 days supplemented with coffee, haribo and private heavy crying
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’ve gone from melting down and trying to cancel all my plans to deciding to make decorations for my tree out of air drying clay
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
They should add a ‘time and date’ feature so that I know how many minutes I have left before my wife gets home “forget it Jack it’s 3.40pm on Wednesday”
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Undercover drug cop trying to entrap an undercover incest/murder cop
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
2nd issue twist reveals he’s actually omega level super weird about women
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Bonus app idea: AI girlfriends use ‘The Game’ tactics to neg their meat boyfriends into exiting society and entering the sewers
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
False! I got my balls tied and my posts are only getting worse
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I’m rewatching Buffy and I have to say Ryan Reynolds is not up to Whedon level snark, he’s barely Angel spin-off material
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Beautiful! Is it digital or physical?
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It’s me, I lick the granules up until it’s all clean and ready to brew! 😋
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
They’re acting as if there’s a crisis of single people not being able to form relationships. Most people are fine bro, just have sex with your robot and chill
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Andrew Durso
@andrew_durso
jordan peterson: that Tasmanian beast means a whole bloody lot to a whole lot of people. And when you take him and Bugs, and you dress them up in those baggy shorts, with the backwards hat and the hip hop sneakers? The degree of chaos *starts crying* that introduces
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Gonna start ending all my emails with "Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”
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