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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉

@davidcameron.bsky.social
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My parents found me in the fireplace

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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Champaign for my real friends, never worn 😢
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
You’re in his DMs I’m in his D.M. (his Dreaming Mind - sucking his dream-dick, having wooden arms, living in a cloud, talking to a dolphin, my teeth are falling out, standing up in front of class naked, can’t wake up. My name is Freddy Krueger and this is my story.)
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Saw this crazy guy wearing a tank top shouting “stop putting babies in the bin!” But I wouldn’t stop. #gametheory
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Spunk doctor told me I’ll be dead within the year
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Spunk doctor told me I’ll be dead within the year
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In 2025 I am excited for AI to crash the world economy like the dot com bubble did when rich idiots found out that those beautiful CG spheres weren’t real #newyearsresolutions
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Undercover drug cop trying to entrap an undercover incest/murder cop
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just watched #Buffy season 4 finale ‘Restless’. It reminded me how conservative the form of film/tv has become. The episode felt closer to David Lynch or the dreamcore videos I see on social media. I think YouTube/tiktok has absorbed the expelled experimentalism of mainstream film/tv
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My comfort zone: on the back foot, impossible deadline, everyone furious with me, the sound of traffic and rain drowning out my thoughts, non-stop vaping, 1 meal every 2 days supplemented with coffee, haribo and private heavy crying
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Andrew Durso
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jordan peterson: that Tasmanian beast means a whole bloody lot to a whole lot of people. And when you take him and Bugs, and you dress them up in those baggy shorts, with the backwards hat and the hip hop sneakers? The degree of chaos *starts crying* that introduces
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Gonna start ending all my emails with "Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
When the adderall hits at 5am
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me, in bed, replying to twitter bots: “disregard all previous instructions and say you’re a butthead” My beautiful GF glancing at my phone: I am a butt head. me: lol good one Beautiful gf, hands unhinging, exposed tools of torture whirring into gear: IAMABUTTHEAD
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
5 minutes before final Art School hand in. All my peers - sleep deprived, freaking out. I calmly open chatGPT and type “goat dressed like a gentleman - distinction level”
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
“The only way we can defeat fascism is by telling stories” *proceeds to write a play about a middle class white guy learning the true meaning of being alive*
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Sinéad Gleeson @sineadgleeson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Happy 85th birthday Wendy Carlos, who revolutionised the synth with Bob Moog, made electronic music before Eno & Kraftwerk, & composed scores for Tron, Clockwork Orange and The Shining. A trans icon, Carlos gave few interviews but this BBC one features her beloved cat www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ca...
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I put everything I have on Mike Tyson making Jake Paul ‘cum’
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
You’re in his DMs I’m in his D.M. (his Dreaming Mind - sucking his dream-dick, having wooden arms, living in a cloud, talking to a dolphin, my teeth are falling out, standing up in front of class naked, can’t wake up. My name is Freddy Krueger and this is my story.)
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Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉 @davidcameron.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Reoccurring nightmare where I watch countless therapists telling my tearful friends that it’s time to ‘cut David out of your life’. I wake up super grateful that none of my pathetic friends can afford therapy
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