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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1h

Also the t.A.T.u and the veronicas versions of all about us. Kelly clarkson vs katy perry’s versions of longshot. Et cetera

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1h

I wanna learn to dj just so i can mix up the selena gomez and fefe dobson versions of as a blonde

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1h

I had a colleague once who was reviewing marketing copy someone else wrote and was like (paraphrased for vibes) “i fucking hate when someone describes characters/a story as “deeply human” like shut up” and honestly i have taken up that fight too just for the opportunity to be low stakes annoyed more

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1h

Her pronunciation of fornarina deserves to EGOT. i still dont know what fornarina is but i say its name almost daily

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1h

I wanted to see what would happen if i checked the “wake up” playlist on shuffle

History
Clear

My Man on Willpower E
Sabrina Carpenter

Prettiest Girl in America E
Meg Stalter

Girls
Marina and The Diamonds

Away
Breaking Benjamin

Crumbs
Rebecca Black

Dying for You
Charli xcx

Lost Cause
Aly & AJ

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

Hey remember lindsay lohan’s fornarina commercial?

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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

do I know any teachers in Queens/nearby? Astoria Food Pantry has some new school supplies left over from our drive—notebooks, folders, pencil cases, some backpacks & water bottles, etc.—and I'd love to get them to students who may need 'em! you can DM or email therollinglibrary@gmail.com

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Welcome to my jukebox musical where i just play two albums in a row

Queue
Clear
Avenue
The Musical
Avenue
2:07
Dust Bowl E
Ethel Cain
A Knock At The Door
Ethel Cain
Radio Towers
Ethel Cain
Tempest
Ethel Cain
Waco, Texas
Ethel Cain
The Avenue Q Theme
Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx, John Tarta...
What Do You Do with a B....
E
John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, St....

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Avenue Q 2: too ave too new q is this anything

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Streaming wasnt the answer. Crowdfunding wasn’t the answer. Have we considered ritual sacrifice of ceos?

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The illusion of choice just like how everything in the grocery store is owned by the same five megacorps enriching the same assholes as always as we deal with the slop they shit out

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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cable is a dying business (Nickelodeon has been mostly "Spongebob" reruns the last few years) but when it comes to streaming most studios aren't investing in animation there much either, meaning the industry is struggling. Mergers like this are only going to make things worse.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I downloaded hevy and still feel overwhelmed by it

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Need to figure out resources on like. Exercise theory? I don’t want a list of exercises. I want a vibes based approach to understanding push v pull days and how to not have rest days feel like failure because they are necessary lololol

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had never thought of it that way, wow

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is my phone flirting with me? Is ai capable of love? and more importantly, will it call me a stupid slut and spit electricity into my mouth until we both fry? Can siri tell a joke?

Training Load
Well Above
+88% • 7-DAY vs. 28-DAY LOAD
Overnight Vitals
Pending

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

God the things i do to learn how to brew better coffee

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Does emergen-c go bad cuz i just mixed an expired one with a packet of powdered celsius and went for a walk

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Anyway isn’t it crazy how i have like no gag reflex? Not sure why i felt the need to announce this here but

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Avoid dairy for a few hours before and after, don’t lie down for ~30 mins after, spf

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The doxycycline script i had as an acne ridden teenage virgin sure did prep me for doxypep precautions

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ur laughing?! I lost the rose quartz pendant keychain i bought from the JoAnn Fabrics bankruptcy clearance sale when my keys fell out my pocket on the way to my quarterly PrEP checkup a 1.5 months ago and have been wearing my keys on my high school wallet chain as a necklace since and ur laughing?!

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A is average B is bad C is clueless D is dumb F is fuck off and die

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everyone telling me that i am not failing out of school because the lowest score i have gotten on an assignment so far has been a b clearly never grew up with my parents

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m usually used to blowing wood iykwim but i bet i could tickle some strumpets i mean trumpets

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cut down in the prime of his life

Inlaid Library - Normal - Gold x 1
Survived: 270:14
Gold earned: 153423
Level reached: 2661
Enemies defeated: 1336435

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This reminds me should i take up a brass instrument

Slightly different selfie with lightened hair, one more step til the final color

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just saw an attack ad during the jets/bears game that said “james talarico: for they/them, not you” and tbh that goes so hard lmao

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yglesias has lost his mind. This is not "progressive economic thinking," this is what you see on Twitter. substack.com/@matthewygle...

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Boy you haven’t lived until you’ve lived in versailles

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Love when you can step away from a game that keeps playing itself after establishing a build

Vampire survivors
236 minutes in
Level 2333

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have decided my week is sunday - wednesday and my weekend is thursday - saturday

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