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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 9h

Now why would the algorithm think this content is relevant to me

Doomscrolling is a Curse. Here's How to Replace it with Witchcraft.
Between Fog & Fen D142K 5mo ago

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 23h

Started hatoful boyfriend last night and i dont want to fix him, i want to make him worse

Shuu Iwamine

He's rather creepy in person, and has a bad reputation among the student body.

HATOFUL BoyFriEnD

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Proof of life before i lock myself out of socials again

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He looks so sad when they tell him they can’t say “faggot” lmaooooo

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Idk where this short came from or if i can pull it off but here we are, for attention

Messy bathroom mirror selfie. In blue striped boxers and a white crop that says himbo. Truly no clue where the shirt came from, found it while folding laundry

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just found this in a box while i was procrasticleaning

A sepia toned poloroid someone took of me in 20twenty something, honestly cannot remember the year but between 21 and 22 haha

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wanted to see what would happen if i checked the “wake up” playlist on shuffle

History
Clear

My Man on Willpower E
Sabrina Carpenter

Prettiest Girl in America E
Meg Stalter

Girls
Marina and The Diamonds

Away
Breaking Benjamin

Crumbs
Rebecca Black

Dying for You
Charli xcx

Lost Cause
Aly & AJ

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Welcome to my jukebox musical where i just play two albums in a row

Queue
Clear
Avenue
The Musical
Avenue
2:07
Dust Bowl E
Ethel Cain
A Knock At The Door
Ethel Cain
Radio Towers
Ethel Cain
Tempest
Ethel Cain
Waco, Texas
Ethel Cain
The Avenue Q Theme
Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx, John Tarta...
What Do You Do with a B....
E
John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, St....

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had never thought of it that way, wow

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is my phone flirting with me? Is ai capable of love? and more importantly, will it call me a stupid slut and spit electricity into my mouth until we both fry? Can siri tell a joke?

Training Load
Well Above
+88% • 7-DAY vs. 28-DAY LOAD
Overnight Vitals
Pending

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cut down in the prime of his life

Inlaid Library - Normal - Gold x 1
Survived: 270:14
Gold earned: 153423
Level reached: 2661
Enemies defeated: 1336435

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This reminds me should i take up a brass instrument

Slightly different selfie with lightened hair, one more step til the final color

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Love when you can step away from a game that keeps playing itself after establishing a build

Vampire survivors
236 minutes in
Level 2333

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Did u no u can use an infrared sauna for 15 minutes every 24 hours at planet fitness lololol is this anything

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did i mention last week i accidentally touched the oven door with my arm while taking out a chicken parm strata because apparently it left more of a mark than i realized lmao

My forearm with a lil burn that might as well be a birthmark

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like are you FUCKING KIDDING ME i never stood a chance

brandy
Have You Ever
Brandy
*
Have you ever loved somebody so much
It makes you cry?
Have you ever
needed something so bad
You can't sleep at night?
Have you ever tried to find the words
But they don't come out right?

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had no business feeling things to this song at 7 years old no wonder i am the way i am!!!

Almost Doesn't Count
Brandy - never say never (1998)
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But you can't get to Heaven half off the ground
Everybody knows, almost doesn't count

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like fuck you i’m so annoyed lmao

Closeup of error on crochet wip, where an extra stitch was added so that’s just part of it now

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(A) will this scarf ever end idk i don’t wear scarves how long should it be and (b) lmao i can’t stop staring at where i fucked up ahaha

Crochet wip scarf, where an extra stitch was added after the seventh row because i thought i was good enough at counting to not mark my first stitch with a marker. Like an idiot.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids, and never stops

Hollow knight on a tv, the knight stands in front of a dreamer, grubsong and weaversong charm lil buddies flying and scuttling around them

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like bro you are hot but both a decade younger than me (which is not a disqualifier) but said booty like this, which is

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Melissa really freaked it with this three line run

Love Sux
Avril Lavigne
*
Was it worth what it costed?
I am exhausted
You make me nauseous
Yeah

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After bookclub for the book i didnt read i asked everyone to take a postcard from my book of disappointing affirmations and my pull lined up with a note i took while listening to people talk about the book i am now probably gonna read after the fact lolololol

133bpm
Oh look at my heart rate, its time to leave

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I should remind myself i survived grad school once and i can probably do it again maybe lol

Left: my 2014 undergrad graduation picture.

Right: my 2018 msba graduation picture

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also found a screenshot of my grindr profile from 2014 happy throwback thursday on a sunday

Nov 15, 2014 >
9:48PM

Headline
You either die a Spongebob oralive long enough to become the Squidward
Updated Nov 5, 2014

About
Who died and made you batman?
Oh dude was it your parents? I'm sorry.
Looking For Chat, Friends

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

been looking through old pictures #TBT to this cute picture my mom took of me in 2015 :)

#TBT to this cute picture my mom took of me in 2015 :)

An xray of my knee ft two screws

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was looking through my instagram for a picture to suggest to my friend we use at her wake should she be murdered before i am and instead i found a 2017 throwback of my 2014 halloween #cute #ventriloquistdummy costume 🥰

My 2014 hashtag cute hastag ventriloquist dummy halloween makeup

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(A) shea coulee merch shirt, black, medium, cotton (B) captain hammer logo costume shirt, black, cotton, medium (C) daddy’s boy shirt, black, cotton, medium

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone wt the washington post started watching SMASH

The Washington post
Here's what the drug prednisone does to your body The oral corticosteroid can bring swift relief from pain and swelling - but its many possible side effects and longer-term safety risks often outweigh the benefits.
September 25 at 5:00 AM 2026

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My internal monologue for rhe last 16 hours has been specifically this part of this song

Gibson Girl E
Ethel Cain
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•••
Black leather and dark glasses
Pouring another while I shake my ass
He's cold-blooded so it takes more time to bleed
Obsession with the money, addicted to the drugs
Says he's in love with my body, that's why he's fucking it up

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wow finally beating hollow knight really did impact who i am as a person but it still feels cheep that i didnt realize when i opened my old file the other day after 20 hours into my most recent one that the only thing i had left to do (technically) was the final fight like that feels like cheating

Congratulations
Well done on achieving this great feat. You persevered and you triumphed.
We hope you enjoyed yourself in the world of Hollow Knight.
We'll meet again soon on the road ahead.
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GAME COMPLETION
PERCENTAGE
92%
TIME
55h 09m 36s

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