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David Mitchell

@davidalanmitch5.bsky.social
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Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics. Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙 Also on Threads, same username

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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just a reminder
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 4h
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing — the last photo of these two old friends together (1994)
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18h
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 4h
Will it be full of tax dodgers? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Councillor calls for new estate to be named after Sir Ken Dodd
Harry Doyle is backing calls for a "lasting legacy" to the comedian in Knotty Ash.
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine this. ICE grabs Elon Musk, nobody cares, nobody goes looking.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22h
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Crazy Squiggy @danmayfair7.bsky.social · 7h
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 20h
I brought my chicken to help me defeat that pesky squirrel. 🐿️
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat holding her plush orange chicken. Her bright green eyes are looking for the squirrel that has been taunting her through the window.
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 16h
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 6h
Who does that? Is there some conservative interior design magazine recommending this? Now I have to start my day furiously trying to scrub the image out of my head. This is why we need more pet pics on this site.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 6h
Most bosses show off pictures of their kids to their assistants. Guilfoyle showed off pictures of how they were conceived.
New Yorker story about Kim Guilfoyle
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 6h
Happens more often to tall people. If only he was over 6’.
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Lynda..Hopeful Human🇦🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦 🐨🦘✌️🦉🦉 @hopefulhuman.bsky.social · 12h
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Maryland Blue Girl 💙 I have words and know how to use them @quothpam.bsky.social · 22h
If only.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 18h
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 9h
Succubus.
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 6h
The reason they do it is obvious. They know their rich husband is always on the lookout for a younger model and don’t want to lose. I suppose it’s the curse of marrying rich, you’re always competing, even after the wedding.
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 6h
Has he reflected on the idea that they met him and sent him back?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11h
Um, what? 👀
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Christian YouTuber Claims He Went To Heaven For 18 Days And Met Jesus In Bonkers Fox News Clip: 'Talk About Testosterone!'
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
First Lady Natalie Harp gets off Bribe Force One moments ago after another long day of traveling with the guy she once said is "all that matters to me" (Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty)
pic of a smiling Ms Harp disembarking Bribe Force One upon her return from Texas
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 9h
Like he's ever used a lawnmower...
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Nebraska MAGA Rallygoers Erupt In Cheers After Trump Makes Bonkers Claim About Lawnmowers In Surreal Rally Clip
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No Dictators-No Kings🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @autocratssuck.bsky.social · 20h
🤣😂🤣
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
100% 🤣 #BookSky
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Lulucaliente @lulucaliente.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t want a President that needs people to explain for him every day “ that he didn’t mean what he just said”
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Defend Democracy @finalreckoning.bsky.social · 15h
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 22h
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 18h
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🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 15h
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21h
Psycho. He’s an absolute psycho.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21h
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unless that AI is being programmed by someone buried in debt, I don’t think we want it.
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you have particularly discerning mice?
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously 👇
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They wouldn’t have cared in the least if there wasn’t publicity.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(About a week ago)
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Police violently drag Hispanic grandmother across rough ground-injuring both arms. Witnesses yell she has a serious heart condition & was just released from hospital. Cops kneel on her chest anyway. "They dragged her like a doll," brother said. Incident occurred in Batesville, Texas
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.
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