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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just when I've set my expectations at their lowest... They get my hopes back up again.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think my weather app just quickly added 'rain' to the forecast and is now pretending it was there all along.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Silent movies were a passing fad. The trend didn't last long because it was a lot of trouble for the film makers to remove all the sound and audiences found it easier to follow the story if they could hear it while they were looking at their phone.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not now slow-moving planetary-scale Kelvin wave.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just realised that The Beatles aren't really famous, I've just been living in a social media bubble.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's a shoe-in for the next season of Celebrity Traitors.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Steam engine just puffed through Essendon station. What's all that about?

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

FFS! Wordle 1,899 X/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If I was going to die I'd like to go like this: disintegrating into a thrashing pile of spare parts before some men with a stretcher appear comically quickly and take the pieces away.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

William Faulkner's early success with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gave him the financial security he needed to write As I Lay Dying.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This cafe is playing The Friend Catcher by The Birthday Party and I approve.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I've never been more sure these are the end times.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Try to take my headphones away and you'll find out just how fast you can die on that hill.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Fun food fact: Baby carrots are not actually made from babies. They taste quite different. In France they legally must be called 'baby-style vegetable product.'

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The only cinema opinion I can really get behind is "I should go to the cinema more often."

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Alternatively: What if Jeff Wayne had done a musical version of The Pescatons?

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My only hot take about The Odyssey is that Circe was trying to feed Odysseus pho.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Y'know a lot of time and money could be saved if you replaced the whole court/justice system with Santa Claus - he knows who's been naughty etc.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Genuinely thought this bin was levitating

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iknowthezarbi 🏳️‍🌈 @iknowthezarbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The only serious contender with Shada + The Daleks (1st Dalek story) for “most versions you can buy of the same tale”. What’s mad is that a proposed graphic novel of Genesis wasn’t approved, but LOOK AT THE ART!!!

Sample pages of proposed artwork for an unpublished graphic novel of Doctor Who: The Genesis of the Daleks (1of2)

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Is capitalism a skinner box? I feel like Bitcoin and NFTs and maybe even the stock market work like a skinner box.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There's probably a word in German for the rush of joy you get when you're reminded of something you once really enjoyed but then completely forgot existed.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If you told the kids today that there was a TV detective whose thing was that he was bald and his other thing was that he was always sucking a lollipop and his other thing was that his catchphrase was "Who loves ya baby?" they wouldn't believe you.

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

celebs walking muppets: thread

Dakota Johnson walking Rowlf instead of her dog.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Oh God, Trump's going to start bombing Iran again isn't he?

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

A cat photobombing a Cocteau Twins album cover.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Ginger Rogers didn't do all that backwards and in high heels just so you could tell me that AI was "inevitable."

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Big crowd at Federation Square here to watch Australia play the world cup.

High angle shot of the crowd at Federation Square Melbourne.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I appreciate that fans are trying to feel positive but I remember 1989 when the BBC were saying identical things about finding an outside production company to make Doctor Who for them. I think it will be a long wait for any new episodes.

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Glad that kids have moved on from "six-seven" and are now into... (checks notes)... "liminal spaces"

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David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"Music is, like, this thing humans are into. It's a really cool thing. You probably haven't heard of it."

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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Ron Smith

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