David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 13hNo one does pained expressions like John LeMesurier. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was staying with my parents once and had to watch Call the Midwife and Father Brown and had a similar reaction. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just when I've set my expectations at their lowest... They get my hopes back up again. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For the TARDIS food machine count as a toaster since it can, presumably, make something that tastes like toast? 110
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think my weather app just quickly added 'rain' to the forecast and is now pretending it was there all along. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I remember in an interview the singer said he had some sort of respect for everyone named in the song, except perhaps Jeffery Archer. 010
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Funny it hadn't occured to me before that Python was one of the first colour shows from BBC. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Silent movies were a passing fad. The trend didn't last long because it was a lot of trouble for the film makers to remove all the sound and audiences found it easier to follow the story if they could hear it while they were looking at their phone. 100
Reposted by David A. Ashtonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124182648
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Statistically there's a high chance Madeline Kahn is related to Genghis Kahn. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not now slow-moving planetary-scale Kelvin wave. 010
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just realised that The Beatles aren't really famous, I've just been living in a social media bubble. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now I REALLY want to know Jackie Lane's tips about grass! 011
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Have you tried NOT installing garage doors?" 010
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Have you checked Google maps? Can you ask a passerby? Must be scary getting lost in London. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran's a shoe-in for the next season of Celebrity Traitors. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My retcon wish is that Davison had done another season with Peri, Colin Baker had done his two seasons with Mel and McCoy had Ace with him for 3 full seasons. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can't work out if they're in character or not! Either way it's impressive that they can say "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" without stumbling. 010
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Also the high-tech makeover has just made it a boring rectangle again. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Maybe the Film is Fabulous team can manifest this? 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Was the Inferno Project in Bedfordshire? Did the Daleks start by expanding on Stahlman's abandoned bore? 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Steam engine just puffed through Essendon station. What's all that about? 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They stole that from The Tomorrow People who stole it from David Bowie. 100
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Is it true about the young man from Nantucket? 010
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026FFS! Wordle 1,899 X/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 100
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If I was going to die I'd like to go like this: disintegrating into a thrashing pile of spare parts before some men with a stretcher appear comically quickly and take the pieces away. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026William Faulkner's early success with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gave him the financial security he needed to write As I Lay Dying. 000
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This cafe is playing The Friend Catcher by The Birthday Party and I approve. 010
David A. Ashton @davidaashton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That's a damn good tripod, that's why! Cheaper tripods are available. 000
