David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 02/10/2026I assume some sort of ranked choice selection, otherwise a lot of people will be wasting their choice. 010
Reposted by David de GruylLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That makes sense. 6497290
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 23/09/2026This seems only reasonable. Who designed this torture? 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 22/09/2026I meant inviting the neighbors; agree that a no cops policy is probably best. 120
Reposted by David de GruylMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve been through a lot and have the scars to prove it. Many on my right arm in the shape of my oven rack 29746
Reposted by David de GruylEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Let me get this straight, for your third wish, you would like a remote with only a mute button that works on people in real life?" -Genie 39220
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 14/09/2026Okay, fair. But there is a disconnect between eyeball motion and inner ear motion. It’s probably better than actually moving and seeing walls though. (And I don’t generally get seasick) 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 12/09/2026Good. Otherwise this is just a guy being dumb. Instead of also being enjoyable, in a light an playful manner. 010
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 12/09/2026well, damn, lady; I am hoping to be a special occasion kind of person. Not a "oh, 'white people hot' it is" sort of event. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 12/09/2026I think someone was passing off an allergy as a flavor, but I’m willing to take my chances. Either way, I’m pretty sure I can handle it, or I’ll have deserved what I got. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 12/09/2026I am considering sitting back with a reasonably sized glass of bourbon and contemplating my day. 000
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026Oh, man, I should have been a doctor then. Or an actual vampire, I suppose. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026Who would want to squeeze you to death? You’d make an unpleasant mess first, I’m sure. But four extra limbs? That sounds fun. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026He doesn’t think there will be another administration during his lifetime. And he appears to be correct, so far. 010
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026What’s with waiting an hour for a five minute doctor appointment? 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026I think it’s time to leave the rest to your imaginings. For tonight. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026You’re the one with arms, so dealers’ choice I guess. I might have gotten over my skis on that one. But I’m picturing a candelabra, fyi 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026Ooooh, magical. We might need that after using the candlestick, too. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026It’s a good thing my mouth still works or you’d have let me bleed out on the floor 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026Well I’m certainly not going to be able to stop you. You ripped my arms off earlier 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026It’s written all over your “about me” sex er section 110
Reposted by David de GruylKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone’s cool until they get a draw four playing UNO 412755
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026Oh, it’s very scandalous. And it goes with the rope I left in here while planning this heist. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026Well, it’s a shame we don’t have a candle stick in here… 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026I wouldn’t know anything about that. Maybe you’ll whisper some of the stories you’ve heard in my ear. 110
David de Gruyl @david-degruyl.com · 11/09/2026I would hope so. But then it’s straight off to the billiard room 110
