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Dave who says BOO

@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
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WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.

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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 5h
When Harry Met Sally for tax purposes
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 5h
I’m bringing in a bag of beef jerky.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 5h
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for tax purposes
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 5h
The food is weirding me out. It’s all themed and expensive.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 5h
My kid just got asked to Homecoming by a boy. He goes to a different school, but we’ve known him for years. He always helps out on set builds. I’m not sure how I feel about this.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 5h
Don’t know. There’s some stuff I can ride, and will review.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 6h
Hope so. I can’t ride shit, but the kids will enjoy it.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 6h
We aren’t doing HHN. Both days there will be spent exploring Epic Universe, the new park. We haven’t been to that one. Got a deal on a hotel. Bus ride over. Early admission both days.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 6h
Looks like three muppet faces up top to start, curvy lines away from them. I’m not an artist.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 7h
More people came to see a Middle School production of “Mary Poppins” on opening night. It was almost double this for the last show.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 8h
We just told her and it was a scream fest. When she was done she asked if we had filmed her reaction. I did not.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 9h
Universal trip booked. Little one will lose her damned mind. Worth it.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 15h
He’s enough of an asshole to open his mouth to establish his “neutrality”. He knows if he says what he thinks, he loses much more than he could ever gain, but he still feels that he had to say “something”. Which says everything, really.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 17h
I prefer my dinner separate from my show, thank you.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 18h
I have a feeling that James Hetfield has a political opinion, a deeply held one. I also have a feeling that he knows how many fans he will lose if he states it. Too late. Making a statement that you aren’t making a statement is a statement unto itself. Pick your side. It’s time.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, I’m just gonna start responding with “look it up. “
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 18h
I know a lot of things, but I’m really tired of my family asking me stuff out of the blue. “How do you spell egregious?” “What’s the capital of Wisconsin?” “Who was the founder of method acting?” They ask me these things with their phones in hand. I’m going to start lying so they stop.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Macklemore and Ms Rachael are more metal than James Hetfield.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is fake. From a verified account, this really sucks.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Universal Studios Florida running a pretty good three-day park hopper pass for residents. Little one turns 17 soon. We haven’t been to Epic Universe yet. She’d love that. Need to do some math…
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They already paid off Hush-Hush to slip LSD into the deep fried mayo cubes that you guys are serving.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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Minxy J. Watson 🍎 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 ⚽️ 🎓 📚 🧮 @mathminx.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Spiritus Guillotine: French Revolution
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Defending any billionaire is a bad look.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Idiots Do Ketamine.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Rotator cuff. 2nd surgery. WC injury.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Surgery 2 weeks from today. Here we go again.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s not just that he’s stupid. Man, is he dumb with a b. He’s also a traitor. People are supporting a traitor.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Stay safe.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They’ve got your number
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Monkey Side Eye Meme
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olderthandirt1.bsky.social @olderthandirt1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A moment of silence 😆😆
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There’s a way to make this meme without AI, right?
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Flavor Flav on Wendy Williams Show: Yeah Boyyy!
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey, she could have a gigantic deck! Huge! A deck any man would envy! Just a thought, I have one at work (haha) that I used to get milk off of concrete before it could stain.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Only the veterans of the great Crab V Monk Seal battle off of the coast of Cuba. It was a mess. #DungeonCrawlerCarl
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Team America Character Freaking Out
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just like the terrorists you are.
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It's Always Sunny: Terrorist Encounter
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kiddie Caltrops. Fun for absolutely no one.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sitting at my kids school waiting for them to get out, watching the landscapers work. One of them is using a string trimmer as an edger, and all I can think of is “I can’t hold a machine like that anymore. Probably won’t ever be able to again.” Injuries suck.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It was funny. A little inside baseball for you as well.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SNL is known for airing controversy. Look back to the Chevy Chase/Richard Pryor skit. They knew it would raise hackles and get people talking. Having that douche canoe on was part of that.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every name is an American name, or none of them are. You can’t pick and choose like that. If you want a real, honest American name, go to your tribal elder for a naming ceremony. What’s that? You’re not of indigenous descent? No American name for you.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Whatever your opinion about last weeks SNL, they definitely got everyone talking about the show. Mission accomplished.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That last jump scare was wonderful. Hope mom and youngster were reunited quickly.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She screamed at school shooting survivors, calling them “crisis actors”. She can fuck all of the way off and she can take the beast she helped create with her.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She screamed at school shouting survivors, calling them “crisis actors”. She can fuck all of the way off. Jewish Space Lasers, anyone?
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It the two of you preparing to troll.
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Shmorky Demons in a Cave
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