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Unexpected Dave

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Your parasocial guy crashing on the couch

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 5h
8 GENERAL ADMISSIONS TICKETS LEFT! Don’t miss out! Grab them now before they’re gone! mwtix.com #MysteryWrestling31 in Philadelphia on Saturday, November 28th at 5:00 PM. From the WORLD FAMOUS 2300 Arena! 🎟️ mwtix.com
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Nova Scotia Museum of Natural History @mnhnovascotia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
An update on Gus the gopher tortoise - October 13th, 2026. The procedure to remove his bladder stone was a success, and he is resting comfortably with his care team. #MNH #Gus #Halifax #NovaScotia
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Gus the Gopher Tortoise
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Martyn @martynpedler.com · 13/10/2026
Three words to change the entire landscape of our popular culture: Boots Riley's X-Men.
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Trending Tags (Beta) @trendtags.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🚀 BlueSky trending hashtags (15m): #mysterywrestling30 #ffxiv #art #furryart #hatm #furry #nsfw #oc #aiイラスト #photography #kinktober #aiart #49ers #npc #dlsite
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love how Psycho Mike's persona blends seamlessly with any other comedy gimmick. #MysteryWrestling30
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Chob @chob316.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My "I did NOTHING WRONG" shirt has many asking questions already answered by my shirt. #MysteryWrestling30
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Smallest Package for the win. #MysteryWrestling30
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Say what you will about Storm Ryder, he can do one thing that London Lightning could never do: grow a beard. #MysteryWrestling30
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@oswreview.bsky.social Pawn 087 is the most naked masked wrestler I've ever seen.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026
New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows theonion.com/new-study-finds-elepha…
New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would I like Digger if I’ve hated pretty much every Iñárritu movie I’ve ever seen
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It sounds like a lot, but that's roughly the amount that any given Scottish high school goes through in a fortnight.
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did not include this in the piece but I paid to see this in a theater (for $28!!) and at the end there is a shot intended as this final “eff yeah!” exclamation point and in my crowded theater literally one person started to clap. No one else joined in, and they awkwardly stopped. Incredible moment.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone's saying "Gary Busey is their real dad", but I think Giuliani looks more like Nick Nolte.
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do I know any teachers in Queens/nearby? Astoria Food Pantry has some new school supplies left over from our drive—notebooks, folders, pencil cases, some backpacks & water bottles, etc.—and I'd love to get them to students who may need 'em! you can DM or email therollinglibrary@gmail.com
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it was the cave at the end of "The Rescuers". Absolutely terrifying.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A classic adventure hero is someone who saves the day at the last possible second. But a post-modern hero is someone who doesn't save the day until AFTER the last possible second. (When a classic adventure hero uses time travel, they are simply redefining the "last possible second".)
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Games named for the act of going around planting bombs likely wasn't going to go down all that well with retailers in 1980s Britain after nearly two decades of 'The Troubles'. Hudson's first Bomberman game was censored for its Euro release and retitled... Eric & The Floaters.
From Mobygames: a scan of the cover of the ZX Spectrum release, showing a man in a hat and dungarees moving through an abstract brick maze with floating menacing balloons floating above him
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys with usernames referencing obscure Dan Aykroyd SNL characters, but their avatars are screenshots of a completely different sketch.
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Kaizen Game Works @kaizengameworks.com · 02/10/2026
Mascots! Not-Kiryu! Wholesome relationships in a freaky town! store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/...
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Save 40% on Promise Mascot Agency on Steam
Explore a cursed Japanese town! Recruit mascot friends and come to the rescue when disaster strikes! Solve the mystery of your exile! Help a living finger work through her many anger issues! Turn Prom...
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you look at the traditional TTRPG Game Master through the lens of natural justice, you can see its fundamental flaw: the multiple roles of the GM (as the one who both manages the obstacles faced by the players and adjudicates the players' success) creates a moral hazard.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The VMAs being on CBS is a personal attack on people aged 43-49.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As I listen to an Alberta minister whine about the costs of providing social services to immigrants, it strikes me that all their problems would be solved by a 5% sales tax.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most unethical thing that Sisko did during "In the Pale Moonlight" was use AI to recreate Weyoun and Damar.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This sums up my feelings pretty well. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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We Manchester City fans fear relegation and losing trophies … but club are bang to rights
Despite the club’s shocking attempts to legally filibuster the charges out of existence for the past three years, we’ve rightfully failed
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Kate @arsenalkate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mad Max Immortal Joe
Alt: Mad Max Immortan Joe quote: DO NOT MY FRIENDS BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER, IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mark Carney is doing to Canada what David Zaslav did to Warner Bros.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Keep your bourbon, America. We Canadians have all the drinks we need.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Behind every TV show you’ve known, there’s an executive behind the scenes who champions it and moves heaven and earth to make it happen. For me, it was this incredible person, Susette Hsuing - who was key on nearly every #Disney Channel show you’ve heard of. Give a click. youtu.be/DEJw9FfJ3Mg?...
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Susette Hsiung + The Making of a Remarkable Leader
YouTube video by The Ambition Code Podcast
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“This bill explicitly gives government the power to end legal strikes when a minister decides that a strike is or could become contrary to the national interest — and the national interest is defined solely by the opinion of the minister,” warns top labour leader Bea Bruske. Holy shit. This is bad.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love him and I hate him.
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Craig J. Clark @hoodedjustice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a rule: It doesn't matter how strong or unbeatable you are in the ring, if you're a Mexican wrestler and your nemesis is a mad scientist, you're going to wind up strapped to a gurney at some point.
Blue Demon strapped to a gurney in 1965's BLUE DEMON: EL DEMONIO AZUL.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I expected this after I saw that the original score contained a track called "The Conception of Minilla".
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Second Coming of Jesus will almost certainly manifest in the desert. His flesh is bread and his blood is wine. If he comes back in Manchester or Vancouver, you're going to have one soggy Saviour falling all over the place. Yuck!
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
60% SOLD FOR #MysteryWrestling31! We’re coming to the WORLD FAMOUS 2300 ARENA (Former ECW Arena) on Saturday, November 28th! Tickets are available at mwtix.com! #MysteryWrestling
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just described "Inside Out" to my friend as "Like 'Herman's Head', but for kids" because I knew he would understand.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In retrospect, Capcom missed a big opportunity by calling their mall-based zombie game "Dead Rising" instead of "Commerce Evil."
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Optimus Prime: Awakening" reminded me of a late-period episode of "Adventure Time", with its use of abstraction, myth and ambiguity.
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TFNation @tfnationltd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The very first episode of The Transformers was released exactly 42 years ago. Since then, Transformers has become deeply beloved by many and has touched the lives of millions of people. Do you remember when you first got into Transformers? tfnation.com/TFN-Swi... #TFNation
Image shows the cover used for The Transformers: The Complete First Season collection.
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Unexpected Dave @davethetentakil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's great about Star Control 3 is that you can literally spend 2-3 hours chatting with aliens about their species' ancient history before you get into a single space battle.
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Maritime Tartan Co @maritimetartanns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ONLY 10 AVAILABLE Handmade wool Canadian Maple wool mittens and Canadian Maple Wool Blanket set Great for those outdoor events in the winter Blanket is 5.75 feet x 5.16 feet Reg $145 plus tax now $125 plus tax and FREE SHIPPING www.maritimetartancompany.ca/product-page... Maritime Tartan Co
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Canadian Maple Wool Blanket and Mittens | Maritime Tartan
This is a limited set. Handmade wool Canadian Maple Tartan mittens lines with soft Chenille and a nice warm wool Canadian Maple Tartan blanket. Get for sitting out at events in the cold winter months ...
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/09/2026
good pants used to be $50. bad pants used to be $15. now good pants are $150 and bad pants are $75, which means good pants are more attainable than ever before
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An incredible piece of Simpsons history uploaded to YouTube today: The Tracy Ullman short “Family Therapy” was repurposed as a theatrical short before 1989’s The War of the Roses—released 9 days before the Xmas special. This 35mm film scan has an original opening I’ve not seen before!
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The Simpsons Family Therapy (1989} -35mm - Flat - Mono - UHD
YouTube video by The Scan Man Gallery
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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