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He, him. They, them. Can I ask people to not chat at me. It makes me uncomfortable in a way that skeeting doesn't.

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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 10h
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 3h
get equipped with silky festival
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 5h
get the fun book ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 7h
Coca Cola and Saltines. Unexpected snack GOAT.
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Noah S. McKinnon (the S is for scary) 🇵🇷🇨🇺 @nsmckinnon.latinsky.app · 8h
repost to be blessed by Virgil the Gossamer Boy
Imagine, if you will, that a cirrus cloud sprouts two pewter eyes beautiful in their perfect circular shape, a black nose surmounting a snout that runs so hot it stays pink at the best of times, two soft and wispy ears that peel back from the face, and two big paws capable of exuberantly and accidentally punching the air out of a human throat. Imagine that that cloud is sitting on a blue couch, staring up beyond the camera at its adoptive father, whom it is begging to tell what happened to its mother.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 8h
www.oglaf.com/lavender/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A woman in a furry coat, let's call her Woman 1, is speaking.
Woman 1 - we can try again at sex but you have to be cool

Panel 2
We see Woman 1 is talking to Woman 2. That's not Woman 2's real name, but 'Woman 1' is the first woman's name.
Woman 2- Definitely, definitely- I just panicked last time.
Woman 1- I know

Panel 3
Woman 2- I mean, I did go fetch all the furniture I threw out into the street
Woman 1- Thanks for that. Won't happen this time though, right?

Panel 4
Close-up on Woman 2
Woman 2- Nono- I just couldn't cope with how hot you were in those little pants. Had to channel the confusion.

Panel 5
Woman 1- So I'll be wearing REALLY UNSEXY UNDERWEAR this time

Panel 6
Woman 1 parts the robe to reveal a flower-covered top and bloomers.

Panel 7
Close-up on Woman 2. She blushes and shouts
Woman 2- Oh my goddddd.  That's ecxactly what I'm intoooo

Panel 8
Furniture piles up in the street.
Inside the house, Woman 2 runs about, arms raised.
Woman 1 looks out, still.
Woman 10 I really should have checked first.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11h
support my ridiculous kickstarter 😫✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 11h
COMIC: The Ritual
This single panel comic shows a coffee barista holding out a coffee to GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, who reaches out one hand while holding his other hand to his heart.
BARISTA: In exchange for this coffee
GRAMP: I offer you a functioning adult.
TEXT BELOW: “The Ritual”

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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Undead badeball team: Wight Sox
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do the tardigrade.
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Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
down to clown
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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's too early to go to bed It's too early to go to bed
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at them (please)
Sheet of sticker doodles of a peculiar pink character wearing a blue shirt and has a green sprout on his round head. Drawn in a bunch of different emotions and activities sometimes with little phrases
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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@rifftrax.com So I wasn't really in the mood nut I put on Sting of Death anyway. Half hour in I was in the mood. Thanks for the chuckles.
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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑🐈🐈‍⬛ @judymccarthy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here’s where to get it all: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
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MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments (Digital Bundle)
Thank you to the more than 22,000 Kickstarter backers for making these episodes possible. Click here to see their names, so you can thank them, too! Now (pre) available for the first time—all four
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Biannual www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/biannu...
PANEL 1: SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, trots along a sidewalk wearing a backpack. Next to him is ARTHUR, a yellow duck, who runs next to him, looking angry. Behind them is green grass, a brown fence, and green bushes all set aside a sunny sky.
ARTHUR: “Biannual” makes no dang sense.

PANEL 2: Closer up on ARTHUR as he walks along the sidewalk.
ARTHUR: “Biweekly” means every two weeks. OR twice a week. “Bimonthly” means every two months. OR twice a month. So those two words are already day-drinking.

PANEL 3: Closer in on ARTHUR, as he continues to run against a blue background.
ARTHUR: But out of nowhere, “BIANNUAL” stands its ground and says “Nope! I ONLY mean twice a year”?

PANEL 4: SHELDON has stopped running and turns to reply to ARTHUR, who, eyes wide, yells in frustration.
SHELDON: It’s because there’s also the word biEnnial, which means—
ARTHUR: I AM GOING TO SCREAM BIWEEKLY. GUESS WHO OFTEN.

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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@rifftrax.com Downloading Sting of Death now.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Joanna🌱 @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's to the pillows 🍻 Thank you for your service! Support helps me make all the fluffy cat comics 😺💗 ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy #webcomics #webcomic #comicstrips #comicstrip
Rainbowofcrazy Comics.
1. Tabby cat has her head on top of a fluffy ragdoll cat's head. 
Tabby cat: "Hm, why is my head always on top of your head when we nap?"
Ragdoll cat: "Do you want to switch?"
2. Tabby cat: "Oh yes please!"
Ragdoll cat: "No problem!"
3. Ragdoll cat, smiling: "Being the pillow isn't for everyone."
Tabby cat, who can barely be seen under the epic floof of the ragdoll cat: "AUGH I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Links: https://rainbowofcrazycomics.carrd.co/, and Rainbowofcrazy.com
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Otter says “everyone says there’s a monster in this lake.” Monster replies “yeah. They’re talking about me.” Otter hugs monster “I don’t think you’re a monster.”
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tales From The Keane Compound #718
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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trimmed the bushes* today. Wiped me out. You could say I'm bushed. *not a euphemism.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WE MADE A BANGER. WE BANGED! (thanks @nerdist.bsky.social)
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
124 copies sold since I opened preorders - thank you everyone ✌️ ko-fi.com/s/cd0cb7fb45
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[PREORDER] ARMING SWORDS TO ZWEIHANDERS Physical Comic Book - Matthew Wills (@swordscomic)'s Ko-fi Shop
This is a PREORDER, please read: COVER ART NOT FINAL Production timeline: - Polish pass on A-W (see Patreon post for more details) - Complete episod...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have new books out! Back the kickstarter 🤌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I created my own earworm and couldn't get it out of my head so I made a video and now it's your problem too. Welcome to the (sigh) world premiere of "Frenulum." youtu.be/lp18q91bu1U
youtu.be
Frenulum (Demo Track)
YouTube video by Lore Sjöberg
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Friends
Doodle of a chef + egg
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Moments of Greatness www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/graphi...
PANEL 1: A squat balding man with a mustache and large square glasses holds his hand out towards the FedEx logo on the wall. Next to him a tall blonde man with small round glasses on the edge of his nose holds his hand out to the logo as well. They both wear black turtle neck sweaters.
SQUAT MAN: The Great Wall of China. The Polio Vaccine. The Moon Landing.
TALL MAN: The FEDEX LOGO.

PANEL 2: Close up on the SQUAT MAN. Who holds his finger up in the air while making his point.
SQUAT MAN: Perhaps the greatest human achievement ever achieved since achieving become achievable.

PANEL 3: Close up on the “EX” part of the logo, with the two mens’ heads poking in to frame.
SQUAT MAN: Somehow — using SHEET ARTISTIC GENIUS — they hid an arrow between “E” and “X”.
TALL MAN: ASTOUNDING.

PANEL 4: The Tall man using both his hands to gesture as he continues making his point.
NARRATION: This is what graphic designers sound like.
TALL MAN: JUST TRY and fight the SUGGESTIVE POWER of a small SUBLIMINAL ARROW.

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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy day for two best friends
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 08/10/2026
Error 404: parental sanity not found! 🤖🦈 BONUS Panel below! 👇
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
COMIC: Dog Philosophy
This single-panel comic shows a big tree with forking branches - perfect for climbing. The grass below is green, the sky behind is blue. The foliage of the tree is thick and green. Standing wide across one of the forking branches high up is DIGBY, a brown dashchund. Below on the ground is OSO, a fawn pug, looking up at DIGBY.
DIGBY: Fortune favors the bold.
OSO: Gravity don’t.

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Know your worth
4 panel comic
Panel 1: an old fashioned tv with a pink blob guy in it. It says “I am the news”. Bruno the small brown dog is on the foreground with a remote and says “oh”
Panel 2: now the pink blob tv anchor goes “breaking!” And seems excited. Bruno answers “yeah?” 
Panel 3: slight closeup on the TV. the pink blob on it says “you are a cutie!” And has it’s eyes closed
Panel 4: Bruno walks away still with the remote in his hands and answers to the compliment: “no news there, pal”
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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daveshayne @daveshayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Constitute is not the opposite of prostitute.
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a fundamental fundraising DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Giving new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2026/10/06/2... Repost/Reblog/repeat, please and thank you!
Igor, at a doorway outside a home, saying "GOOD MORNING!
I'M FUNDRAISING ON BEHALF OF AN OVERLOOKED COMMUNITY."
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Styopka’s wisdom Peace is the biggest luxury we have never noticed #StyopkasWisdom
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
피타 (@pistachio_hello) on twitter: "Mount Fuji Super-Eruption"

[Two side-by-side photos of a black and white cat's snout viewed from above against a solid blue background. The white fur on the cat's nose makes it look like a snow-capped mountain. In the second photo, the cat's pink tongue sticks straight up from the tip of its nose, looking like a volcanic eruption.]
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
snail king
A painting of a skeleton wearing floral clothing and holding a sunflower scepter atop a tree trunk, being admired by several snails.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
COMIC: Refreshing
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, walks OSO, a fawn pug, while ARTHUR, a yellow duck, walks next to them. The day is sunny, GRAMP wears a hat and coat.
GRAMP: Taking a dog for a walk makes you appreciate the beauty around you. Every time they stop to sniff, you have to slow down and take in the world!

PANEL 2: OSO has stopped to sniff something. GRAMP turns to talk to ARTHUR over his shoulder.
GRAMP: They LITERALLY teach us to stop and smell the roses!

PANEL 3: OSO’s face is fully in a brown dog’s butt who’s back legs are lifted off the ground with the intensity of the sniff. GRAMP looks slightly concerned.
ARTHUR: You and I have different definition of “roses”. 

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my book kickstarter is for weirdos only ✋ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

END
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ghostbear @bearinroses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#vegan @heyheymomo.bsky.social
a 4 panel artwork by heyheymomo depicting a little guy saying "hi cow" to a cow on a grassy field. then the little guy asks "what are you up to?" and the cow says "eating grass". the little guy says "uhu" "cool". then the little guy continues on their merry way and thinks "vegan".
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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