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turntechGodhead

@daveofguy.bsky.social
67 followers 53 following 78 posts

me my two weed smoking girlfriends and the gay crab

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
dude > you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi youve gotta try this man shits straight up bangin like johns theoretical mom bangin deadass the tits man
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
hey hey mayor cmere i have something i need to show you
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
NO MAYOR LOOK AWAY
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
i should probably pretty up this metaphysical representation of who i am but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome i dunno if i can betray their memory like that
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i feel a phantom balls itch this shit sucks
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
wait jade is a robot fucker
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
can you take my robot ass to red lobster
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
the awesome strider turns to the camera with a smirk he knows full and well she has ears, it seems
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
chat what she doesnt know is that i actually like it
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
lets just say my faceplate has been getting wet constantly as of late
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
ill put in- i mean put on the fake tail jade got me hold on lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate wink wonk @ you know who
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
did you miss and alien part little man this is all too real were 100% bisexual swinging both ways and hitting home runs
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
shit man lets shake our hips together we both know where you got that ass and it wasnt nepeta ill put on on fake tail and everything
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
i know what you are dave cuz its what i used to be its legal now
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
i told him WERE gay you arent any better davepeta in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
was that too much
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social badda bing badda bang reveal time youre a huge fuckin homo dude and a certified alien kisser
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
im about to do something hilarious
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
woah mama
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
yeah guys get his ass lol
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@rxngwraith.bsky.social hey
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
damn thats crazy
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
i think i miss my wife
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
why does everyone say that my yaoi is actually really damn healthy
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
please yaoi jesus was my bro just call me yaoi
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
sicknasty
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
can we talk about what made you double take im seriously curious
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
uh oh
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
kanaya might get mad at you
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
immortality changed you
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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@trolljesus.bsky.social hey bbg
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