turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025dude > you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi youve gotta try this man shits straight up bangin like johns theoretical mom bangin deadass the tits man 010
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025hey hey mayor cmere i have something i need to show you 010
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i should probably pretty up this metaphysical representation of who i am but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome i dunno if i can betray their memory like that 021
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025the awesome strider turns to the camera with a smirk he knows full and well she has ears, it seems 020
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025chat what she doesnt know is that i actually like it 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025lets just say my faceplate has been getting wet constantly as of late 010
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that 100
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025ill put in- i mean put on the fake tail jade got me hold on lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate wink wonk @ you know who 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025did you miss and alien part little man this is all too real were 100% bisexual swinging both ways and hitting home runs 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025shit man lets shake our hips together we both know where you got that ass and it wasnt nepeta ill put on on fake tail and everything 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025i know what you are dave cuz its what i used to be its legal now 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025i told him WERE gay you arent any better davepeta in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes 000
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social badda bing badda bang reveal time youre a huge fuckin homo dude and a certified alien kisser 010
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025why does everyone say that my yaoi is actually really damn healthy 120
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025please yaoi jesus was my bro just call me yaoi 032
turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 16/03/2025can we talk about what made you double take im seriously curious 100