━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 31/10/2025glad to be a good reason for practice i guess but like why goop like why and how does it generate goop 020
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 19/10/2025a little nerdy but you know what everything cool is just a little bit nerdy sometimes so its chill so youve basically got a teleporter cool 030
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 19/10/2025are you like time traveling or some shit thats kinda sick if that's the case travelling forward in time just to get me some cool dead bugs i respect that i feel quite flattered 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 19/10/2025hey guys do you wanna hear about my totally new original character his name is beth the killer 020
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 19/10/2025that makes no sense would you mind elaborating on that or is it some abstract philosophical wisdom 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025still youre pretty good at finding dead shit im not superstitious but im just saying finding this many dead things around seems like a wild coincidence 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025hell yeha thanks [ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ] yknow every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug how often do you find dead bugs 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// oh yeah uhhh follow @kn1ght-of-t1me.bsky.social thumbs up thats my Non baby Dave 030
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// oh right theres also the topic of hypersexuality i almost forgot about that 120
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// kind of the same reason im scared of musing roxy too #tbh i would love to write about how actually being surrounded by people and being in a proper society has impacted him also ive not read beyond canon but hes so. fucking handsome look at him. transmasc roxy u make me so happy 020
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// id consider making an account for him but its not the same without his extremely gay moirail Mister Fellow. yes thats the actual name my bf gave for him 040
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// lowkey scared of being on my post-hs dave account. like what if he sucks complete balls. 110
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// been thinking of musing roxy btw but idk if i could do his justice 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// his name is Apedia Weekie he's a big ass loser 240
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025oh youre still doing the bug stuff i thought you would've forgotten ... cool thanks man lemme see 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025// i shouldve probably updated my pinned since ive read all of homestuck now but idc 020
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2025yeah life just kinda happened yknow anyways ive been fine just chilling maxing beats whats up with you 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2025// sorry ive not been too active!!! felt really nervous abt my dave portrayals idk 130
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 10/10/2025[ You give your bro a fist bump ] same guy 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 04/09/2025cool [ Yeah you are not sure what you expected their games to be like. Though you do wonder why they in particular like so many ''human'' games. ] what else ya got 030
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 31/08/2025yeah 99% of the time it's just really annoying [ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ] yeah i play games would love to play some with you though i wanna know what alien video games you guys have 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 30/08/2025huh i mean i can torrent games if that's anything and if not there's gotta be bee-related things i can get you [ You have limited cash, sure, but hey why not get your bro something? You give your other friends stuff all the time. ] yeah just water and i guess it depends but - 110
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 30/08/2025yeah it rains. not often but yeah it just rains water [ You like rainy days, though it's mostly just because you hate the sun. The sun is one of your worst enemies, right after puppets. ] yeah i like him [ You love him, but you are too cool and nonchalant to say that. ] hey this reminded me - 110
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 30/08/2025oh so literal acid yeah sure i'm not even surprised did you know there's a planet where it apparantly rains diamonds 020
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2025[ Fist bump! fuck yeah. He carefully takes the anthropod, looking it over. ] nice by acid rain do you mean rain that hurts a lot or like actual acid 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2025sup bro [ Fist bum[! ] yeah i knew about the bird person. not sure who else you are talking about but also i don't care gimme the anthropod 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2025// i can finally log on here on my pc thank god 020
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 28/08/2025// can u guys guys me a favor and follow @kn1ght-of-t1me.bsky.social so I can set him up easier 011
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 28/08/2025// HI guys I cant log on this account on my pc for some reason? Anyways GUESS WHO FINISHED HOMESTUCK BABY!!!!! 150
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025/// im so fucking tired after these two motherfuckers are done talking im gonna try to take a nap 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025// IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CONVO FOR 4000 PAGES YESSSSSSSSSSSS 040
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025oh fuck yeah i've always wanted to fly. it sounds cool as shit 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025// i need to lock in on reading so i can make dave 20-something-year-old edition 000
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025aw. that's kinda lame ... how fast can you fly 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025do you think that if you float and fly that you can like go super mega fast [ I don't think that's how physics works. ] 000
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025glad to know that never changed. [ Snrk-- ] ah i think the fact that they're useless makes this even better. it somehow makes it cooler yknow 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025right ... speaking of I cant believe john, like, prophecised this shit. yknow, with the wings and all. [ Spread your own wings he said... maybe he didn't mean it so literally though. ] .... do you even need them you seem like you can just. float. 010
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025... as daunting as it is it can't get any worse than what ive got going on anyways at the very least ill have my friends. no matter what that's an upgrade. 000
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025. . . [ ...he looks down. It's hard to tell what he's thinking, of anything at all. He might have been him once upon a time, but I don't think he would be able to accurately gage what his own reaction to hearing that would be. ] . . . - 100
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025that seems like something id do yeah [ He would prank himself across time and space. He can see it now. He's ready for it. ] ... ... hey. you're up for answering questions and i never got a straight answer from my weird brother lookalike actually i mightve never asked but ... - 100
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025[ gggggod. Okay. Atlesst thst kinds confirms this is probably not gonna happen to him so thats nice. ] ah cool ... sorry i don't know what else to say ive not met a future version of myself yet 000
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025oh I get that yeah [ He picks at his scabs so often that even if he doesn't get a huge bleeding Injirh he has to but a bandage over it to stop himself from doing that. It'd a bit of a problem but he doesn't give a shit. ] ... youre so orange 000
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━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025... so like a much more uncomfortable form of showering, then. like a bird version that hurts. [ Atleast it looks like it hurts judging by the way he flinched earlier. Eugh, he suddenly remembered how he didn’t know how to shower properly until a couple of years ago and feels gross. ] 000
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025// "am i gonna become that?" is hauntingly horrible thanks dave elizabeth strider 020