KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2025ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. BEING TORMENTED BY THE 'NARRATIVE'. 020
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2025MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY. [ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ] 120
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025@daveofguy.bsky.social CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY. 110
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025[ > You feel nothing but /dread/ at this candy-coated version of your..... ] [ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ] [ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.] SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO. 020
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 23/08/2025IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WRIGGLER VERSION OF THE WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER 110
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025[ walking out of his room visibly disheveled and covered in blood ] NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. 020
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025// christ you people came fast okay this won't be in order bear with me 120
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ] 270
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025[ > Something's Wrong. ] [ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ] [ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ] + 130
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025// 'THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND.' i dont think I can physically recover after that one. really good 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025[ > You PUNT!!! the plushuppet away with all the grandiose respect someone would give to a rotting bag of produce on their front step. ] STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025FFFUCKING HELL. CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF PEACE AROUND HERE, OR IS ANOTHER VILLIAN OF THE WEEK GONNA DROP BY THE SECOND I MAKE THE WHIMSICALLY STUPID MISTAKE OF SLEEPING 100
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025[ > Your hair puffs out in surprise. You practically jump. ] GLAYCO 110
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 19/08/2025[ > You have GOT to get out of here. They are going to eat you alive. ] 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 19/08/2025// I try to be funny and I immediately get killed by people funnier 010
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 18/08/2025[ > You pick up the SmallStrider by the back of their shirt like some kind of misbehaving meowbeast larvae. ] DUDE. HOW OLD ARE YOU. YOU LOOK .. [ > You try to remember the human calculation for it. ] LIKE, 12. 010
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 18/08/2025THERE'S A REASON THE VAST MAJORITY OF OUR SPECIES IS NOCTURNAL. THE ONLY THINGS THAT SURVIVE OUT IN THE SUN ARE ALREADY DEAD 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 17/08/2025// who wants to see my karkat design hes a little fucked up 060
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 17/08/2025OKAY. THERE'S WAY BETTER WAYS TO TORTURE A ROBOT BUT GO OFF I GUESS 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 17/08/2025// dangles karkat out on a fishing line. I need serious threads who wants him 100
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 17/08/2025[ > You momentarily consider getting into the middle of this. ] [ >... Probably a bad idea. ] 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU SO DEEPLY IN THE SPONGE. SHOO! SHOO! 000
Reposted by KARKAT.GLΛCIO @mechanicaldelirium.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Now who is THAT prime piece of Alternian steak...media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's hands holding a cat 's faceALT: a close up of a person 's hands holding a cat 's face 011
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025AAGGH FUCK > You are completely knocked asunder by this uncalculated pounce. It takes you a solid second or two to lock in. CG FALLS TO THE GROUND, CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THIS UNPROVOKED ATTACK- HE TURNS , AND- > You pick up CG, a grin finally crossing your face. AIR JAILED. 000
KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025// yeah no this @ was quite literally my bsky magnum opus. I cant ever top this 000
