iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

yeah you know me always trousling and sling phat leitmotifs totally calling back to previous projects and all that shits tight as fuck

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

dude cmon its just me your good buddy you know me you love me we shared a kiss on the roof on a moonlit knight shitty ass fireworks going off behind us haha you remember that dont you shit was tight

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

dude > you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi youve gotta try this man shits straight up bangin like johns theoretical mom bangin deadass the tits man

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

hey hey mayor cmere i have something i need to show you

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

with this robot body i can ectobiologically carry a baby if you wanna make your own bean strider wonk B)

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

listen alt timeline version of my alt timeline selves trophy malewife i think i would know

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

||; FUCK i need to stop forgetting my ooc marks

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

good morning vanya i hope you slept well

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

i should probably pretty up this metaphysical representation of who i am but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome i dunno if i can betray their memory like that

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

i feel a phantom balls itch this shit sucks

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

i slick my artificial hair back btw

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

can you take my robot ass to red lobster

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

the awesome strider turns to the camera with a smirk he knows full and well she has ears, it seems

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

chat what she doesnt know is that i actually like it

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

lets just say my faceplate has been getting wet constantly as of late

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

||; I just be saying shit I'm ngl

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

ill put in- i mean put on the fake tail jade got me hold on lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate wink wonk @ you know who

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

did you miss and alien part little man this is all too real were 100% bisexual swinging both ways and hitting home runs

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

shit man lets shake our hips together we both know where you got that ass and it wasnt nepeta ill put on on fake tail and everything

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

i know what you are dave cuz its what i used to be its legal now

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

i told him WERE gay you arent any better davepeta in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social badda bing badda bang reveal time youre a huge fuckin homo dude and a certified alien kisser

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

im about to do something hilarious

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

hey girl come here often youve got my eyes practically sparkling like an anime girl seeing her crush for the first time giggling and kicking my feet

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

||; this kid isn't ready to see his robot future self

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

does it really matter man? at the end of the day were still dave and john thats all that really matters dont you think two bros reuniting even after everything

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

hey man whats good been a while huh

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turntechGodhead @daveofguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

id just kiss you and the leftover rage in your corpse would will your soul back into your body

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