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Dave Klecha

@daveklecha.bsky.social
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Writer, actor, builder, consultant, photographer, dad, husband, collector of assorted odds and ends, and so forth and so on.

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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Children’s entertainer and educator. Very much a modern Mr Rogers vibe.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The number of times I shout “that IS a word” at word games like these is… troubling
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reminds me of the corpsman I knew who claimed to be a “school-trained mortar flipper,” allowing him to turn incoming mortar shells with an expert hand-flip and send it back to origin. I think this guy had the same joke but took it too seriously.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have never been dismissive of the “gluten free dieting fad,” since it means more product diversity for my wife and our daughter, who both have Celiac. Same sort of thing.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nothing to make me want to pick up litter on the roadside like listening to the Raft soundtrack while driving
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is my kids, but “discovering” music from before they were born. Though at least they’re legit unearthing names that haven’t been uttered in years, like Savage Garden, as opposed to a fantasy series that got a big budget streaming adaptation…
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What can I say? You keep a well-stocked pantry. There’s good eating in the stuff that doesn’t go into your “burritos”
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Jim C. Hines @jimchines.com · 07/07/2026
Nine days to grab this bundle of humorous SF/F with work from me, @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social, @daveklecha.bsky.social, @jodylynnnye.bsky.social, @alexshvartsman.bsky.social, @ginikoch.bsky.social, and more! This particular bundle also supports the nonprofit publishing house @deepvellum.bsky.social.
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Tachyon Publications @tachyonpub.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The 2026 Humor #StoryBundle is here! Get some hilarious reads and support #MightyWriters and #GirlsWriteNow! This bundle includes THE RUNES OF ENGAGEMENT by @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social @daveklecha.bsky.social, IF WISHES WERE RETAIL by @aahabershaw.bsky.social and many more buff.ly/qzI51a4
Graphic of books included in the bundle

This bundle includes:

Unidentified Funny Objects 9 edited by Alex Shvartsman
Geekomancy by Michael R. Underwood
Touched by an Alien by Gini Koch
Funny Fantasy by Alex Shvartsman
Unidentified Funny Objects 10 edited by Alex Shvartsman
The Hex Is In by Mike Resnick
The Runes of Engagement by Tobias S. Buckell and Dave Klecha
If Wishes Were Retail by Auston Habershaw
Tune In Tomorrow by Randee Dawn
Big Stick by Michael A. Ventrella
Goblin Quest by Jim C. Hines
The Plutonium Blonde by John Zakour & Lawrence Ganem
BadAsstronauts by Grady Hendrix
Middling Affliction by Alex Shvartsman
The View From the Imperium by Jody Lynn Nye
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Tachyon Publications @tachyonpub.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The 2026 Humor #StoryBundle is here! Get some hilarious reads and support #MightyWriters and #GirlsWriteNow! This bundle includes THE RUNES OF ENGAGEMENT by @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social @daveklecha.bsky.social, IF WISHES WERE RETAIL by @aahabershaw.bsky.social and many more buff.ly/qzI51a4
Graphic of books included in the bundle

This bundle includes:

Unidentified Funny Objects 9 edited by Alex Shvartsman
Geekomancy by Michael R. Underwood
Touched by an Alien by Gini Koch
Funny Fantasy by Alex Shvartsman
Unidentified Funny Objects 10 edited by Alex Shvartsman
The Hex Is In by Mike Resnick
The Runes of Engagement by Tobias S. Buckell and Dave Klecha
If Wishes Were Retail by Auston Habershaw
Tune In Tomorrow by Randee Dawn
Big Stick by Michael A. Ventrella
Goblin Quest by Jim C. Hines
The Plutonium Blonde by John Zakour & Lawrence Ganem
BadAsstronauts by Grady Hendrix
Middling Affliction by Alex Shvartsman
The View From the Imperium by Jody Lynn Nye
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Tachyon Publications @tachyonpub.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The 2026 Humor #StoryBundle is here! Get some hilarious reads and support #MightyWriters and #GirlsWriteNow! This bundle includes THE RUNES OF ENGAGEMENT by @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social @daveklecha.bsky.social, IF WISHES WERE RETAIL by @aahabershaw.bsky.social and many more buff.ly/qzI51a4
Graphic of books included in the bundle

This bundle includes:

Unidentified Funny Objects 9 edited by Alex Shvartsman
Geekomancy by Michael R. Underwood
Touched by an Alien by Gini Koch
Funny Fantasy by Alex Shvartsman
Unidentified Funny Objects 10 edited by Alex Shvartsman
The Hex Is In by Mike Resnick
The Runes of Engagement by Tobias S. Buckell and Dave Klecha
If Wishes Were Retail by Auston Habershaw
Tune In Tomorrow by Randee Dawn
Big Stick by Michael A. Ventrella
Goblin Quest by Jim C. Hines
The Plutonium Blonde by John Zakour & Lawrence Ganem
BadAsstronauts by Grady Hendrix
Middling Affliction by Alex Shvartsman
The View From the Imperium by Jody Lynn Nye
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I mean, in general I don’t love unreliable narrators, beginning to end, but that selective unreliability is an even bigger turnoff.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m perpetually behind, so this is tough, but I really loved If Wishes Were Retail by Auston Habershaw
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If I’m going to write a dream sequence, I’m going to make it dream-like enough for folks to know what it is right away. Or else imbue it with actual consequences, like: rage out in the dream and wake up with bloody knuckles and a wrecked room and oh no, did the character hurt someone for real?
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A security camera reading George Orwell's 1984
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The very worst
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’ve seen two that were good. But only because they were super obvious jokes. Otherwise, yeah. No energy for the tomfoolery.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is the only alt-Hulk I want from here on out.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fetch is never gonna happen.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
That sort of dilemma lives rent-free in my brain. Really need to evict it.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
He is one of my favorite buyers of ice cream
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So… just got some Anthropic settlement mail—real actual physical mail—addressed to my home, but for authors who aren’t me. I’ve figured out how 4 of the 5 authors are linked to me, but still puzzled about what happened here and what to do about it, if anything.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Holy shit!!
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Because Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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Kelly Smith 🍁 @kellymjsmith.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'm a professional technical writer. When I told a coworker that I'm helping write grant applications for a non-profit she said I should use Co-pilot. Why? Why would I outsource the thing I am best at to a resource-devouring, copyright-stealing machine? Why would anyone?
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He loves it, and I love how much he loves it, and the athletes seem to love him being there cheering them on.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For real
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’d really love antagonistic anglophones to consider, for even a second, how many names of the US’s states and cities come from languages other than English. Just like… a second. Just think on it. What it means about where we live and who we are.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
And I’d rather not get used to it. I’d rather some really clever people figured out how to cancel out the sound. Or build drones that better dampen the sound so they don’t annoy the shit out of the athletes and spectators too. But I’ll probably be wishing for that for a while, alas.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I love a good revolution in camera work. The views that camera drones can provide, chasing skiers downhill or lugers down a track is really freaking awesome. I absolutely love that. But the omnipresent whining sound is taking some getting used to.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not watching the Superb Owl on account of generally preferring the Olympics. (Hooray for Bad Bunny and Green Day, though. They’re what this country needs right now.) But I do have a quibble with watching the Olympics right now: Quadcopter drones. Now, don’t get me wrong…
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A nursery/greenhouse specializing in wildflowers called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Weeds.
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 03/02/2026
We have 15 stories (3 novellas, 7 novelettes, and 5 short stories) on the Locus Recommended Reading List this year. Congratulations to all the authors!
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
That’s funny. I’m listening to Robert Inglis’ unabridged narration of LOTR right now (from back in the 90s)
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Definitely an appropriate response. I absolutely did a “what the fuuuuuuuu…”
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Huh. Forgot I was following him. Good riddance.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Trying not to cough as I recover from (relatively minor) abdominal surgery. Otherwise, just swell!
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yeah, no kidding. Or Rasmussen right at the end there.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Right???
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Note to self: do not throw your hands in the air in celebration less than 36 hours removed from abdominal surgery. No matter how beautiful and timely a Moritz Seidee goal is. Ow ow ow ow ow. #LGRW
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
“Everyone says ‘To be cringe is to be free’ until I start talking about Imagine Dragons.” - My 16 year old I feel that, kiddo.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
And then the organ player in the Flames arena just rocked out on “Last Christmas.” #LGRW
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Other random hockey game thoughts: the Wings are playing the Calgary Flames, who have a player with the last name of Frost. And every time his name is called I think of a friend of my sister’s who I once rescued from a lake house bathroom, the door of which they could not unlock from the inside.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Really enjoying this Red Wings game on its own merits, but also enjoying occasionally hearing (faintly) the director’s feed, informing the broadcast team that they’re going to break or whatever. #LGRW
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What the actual fuck?
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Out of the hospital now and mostly feeling like I’m recovering from all the inactivity of being in the hospital as much as I’m working on recovering from what had me there.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Nooooo!!! That’s the worst
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Fingers crossed! At least there’s a hockey game tonight that I’ll be able to get on the TV here. And good luck with those complications! I know how those can slow things down. I think it’s a wonder anyone can write anything at all these days, with how the complications can crop up.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My stay in the worst hotel continues. Doctor friend came by to say he was here to give me my sponge bath, which I thought was a little cruel not to actually follow up on. Hanging here for another test and then maybe go home? Which would be nice as I’m almost out of @kbwagers.com books to read.
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Dave Klecha @daveklecha.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Probably! Still waiting for a verdict on how okay I am. But I feel just fine right now.
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