Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Elizabethtown. I will die on this hill. It was billed as a romcom and flopped. It’s a dark comedy about failure and grief. Anyone who has experienced either—and has an ounce of self-awareness—will laugh and cry. 281
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fuck everything. We’re doing 60 seats. theonion.com/fuck-everyth...theonion.comFuck Everything, We're Doing Five BladesWould someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we... 000
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Leave it to @davekarpf.bsky.social — One of the most pernicious tropes of the AI Boom (and our economy over the past 50 years) is that “we can’t slow innovation.” It’s one of the best tricks capital has used to get people to vote against their self-interests. davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/the-infini...davekarpf.beehiiv.comThe Infinite Money TrickGuarded skepticism about AI product releases 3186
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026About 90 days to subpoena time, unless his friend Hakim steps in. 040
Reposted by Dave KartunenJoe Dunman @joedunman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The funding imbalance in American politics is just astounding. Running a homeless shelter? Sorry, your last 50k grant just ran out and now your lights are off. Want to start a podcast for racists who eat paint? Here's $50 million, no strings, go have fun. 7380112
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Always read George Packer, but this one is particularly good. People hate data centers because they show how we’ve lost our agency. That we have no redress. And that our system no longer relies on consent of the governed. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...theatlantic.comThe Great Data-Center RebellionCould a new populist movement help save American democracy? 031
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing in the bible supports loving your child? One of us might need a re-read. 000
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ah yes, there are no two greater issues our President would know about than self-regulation and morally-bound behavior. 000
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026💯 They know the bubble is going to pop. They just got a bailout in advance. 011
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m trying to lay off the hopium but if we have: 250 seats in the House 55 seats in the Senate And Dem Govs. in OH, TX, KS and FL… Do you think Schumer and Jeffries would actually fight? I mean… even I‘m not THAT optimistic. 000
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Being blackballed from a fraternity on bid day was one of the most positive course corrections in my life. 020
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m old enough to remember when ABC led investigations like this. 010
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nice to see independent media having an impact. 030
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let’s take the $1T of CapEx and pay/train teachers what they’re worth, feed kids and provide them healthcare, and build a mental health system that’s the envy of the world. You won’t believe what they’ll be able to learn. 091
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@adambecker.bsky.social IT’S HAPPENING! Data centers in space! Complete with a science fiction inspired origin story! And stay for the journalistic “to be sure” throwaway graf about [waves hands at everything] the challenge of a larger data center in space: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...nytimes.comGoogle Takes the A.I. Data Center Race to Outer SpaceNext Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space. 000
Reposted by Dave KartunenProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596033540
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In this time of Dario Amodeis and Sam Altmans, be a Stanislav Petrov. 030
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The most concerning part of this article isn't AI Doom, its: - the influence people like Soares have on policymakers. - that a publication like NYMag and a reporter like Stieb are presenting him as an objective expert, without context. nymag.com/intelligence...nymag.comThe Democrats’ Mad Scramble to Get AI RightGreg Casar wants his party to seize the debate as it vies retake Congress. 020
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think my bit would be to turn every conventional wisdom premise they invoke back at them. “Why do you use that phrase?” “Why do you presume that?” “Why do you state this as a given?” 141
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How did I not know what the ballot-stealing sheriff looked like AND OF COURSE HE DOES. 040
Reposted by Dave KartunenCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down. 222258518
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I see that Big Boss Man has found a second act in his native Cobb County, Ga. 020
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe the Senate won’t convict, but they damn well better call witnesses this time. 020
Reposted by Dave KartunenThe Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you look at it even a little bit deeper it becomes clear that the entire thing is “we’re the smartest and coolest and deserve all the money” and worked back from there for a rationale of why they should control it all 2355
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I question the strategy but the impact is dead-on. 030
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Feels really weird to be in total agreement with smoky eyes but here we are. 000
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They‘re colluding because they can’t control costs. ”Slowing down” because they know consumers won’t pay the actual price. Antitrust + collusion + market manipulation + accounting fraud. I’m missing a few. It’s like an unregulated airline industry led by cultists. apnews.com/article/anti...apnews.comLawsuit says Anthropic, OpenAI, SpaceXAI and Google made illegal agreement on AI slowdownA new lawsuit claims that Anthropic, OpenAI, SpaceXAI and Google illegally agreed to slow their AI development. Filed Friday in the U.S. 010
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Venues pre-approving content with performers?! If only someone could take a stand against this! Anyway, thanks for coming! 030
Reposted by Dave KartunenApril Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You ever see your hospital or insurance company with a huge ad at an MLB stadium and think wow thats wild I wonder where they got all that money to spend on baseball 541711303
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026About to stroll! @universalhub.com @thebostonlol.bsky.social 32810
Reposted by Dave KartunenPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125692
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kremlin seizes Nestlé’s assets in Russia? [too many memes to choose just one] 100
Reposted by Dave KartunenRich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pope Leo to Special Olympics: “Our world is greatly in need of people who, like you, remind everyone of the true values of life; of men and women who, through their example, show that the path of sharing and love is the only path that truly leads to happiness and peace.” 291813536
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They depleted the stockpile of missiles so they’re taking inventory of their swords. 000
Reposted by Dave KartunenDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Based upon their documented behavior over the past few years, the tech industry is less afraid of the potential ramifications of Artificial Superintelligence than they are of Lina Khan. 101076256
Reposted by Dave KartunenStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786392557
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The gift of hospice: we did this last year for my mother, who had Alzheimer’s and FTD. There are two things I would add to this reflection by @matthewcort.land — 110
Dave Kartunen @davekartunen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our Democratic leaders still don’t seem to understand the moment here. 000
Reposted by Dave KartunenAdam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just absolutely wild to see so many people discovering the massive influence of the rationalists in real time and say things like "I wish I could unlearn what I've learned in the last 24 hours." I, and others, have been researching these people for YEARS. There is so much I wish I could unlearn. 1061695
Reposted by Dave KartunenSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This industry frames its regulations in this way because it has, at its core, a millenarian death cult that worships and fears AI as the cause of the end of the world, that feels compelled to create AI, and that at least somewhat wants to destroy AI as a field. 668972
Reposted by Dave KartunenSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you've got a sex cult and a nice compound that was given to you for free with stolen money because you preached the gospel of doom really well, how could you stop preaching it? If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them. 776068
Reposted by Dave KartunenSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This idea seems to be the most infectious because it activates the same neurosis that every apocalyptic or millenarian cult does. The world is going to end, and only I and my special group of people in the know can maybe stop it. (Also, you should give me money and have sex with me.) 397288