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Dave Goddard

@davecommentator.bsky.social
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Socially awkward oddball. This is the place I share my weird thoughts.

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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here is a Blue Pullman for no reason at all.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! #yarrr
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why is it that men in the UK always seem to be viewed as weirdos if they happen to have an interest that isn't football?
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Many happy returns @snowijfox.bsky.social, hope you had a wonderful day!
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My first epileptic fit could have done. That, or a lorry on the A14 last year which only just missed slamming full bore into the back of me.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Positive vibes to everyone involved in the train crash in Lewes, hope everyone will be OK.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Glad it isn't just me that absolutely loathes this. See also comments about T-cut (usually said by people who probably don't know what T-cut is).
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie: The Texas hair-clipper mishap.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If I haven't got any work or other plans I sometimes do this on the trains and Metro trams around Birmingham and the West Midlands, a Daytripper Plus ticket is fairly cheap and it can be a fun day out.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my workplaces has both one of these and a robot vacuum cleaner. I want to attach blades to them and have my own Robot Wars championship.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social www.driverdb.com/drivers/hung...
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Hung Pui Lo – Career Stats, DriverDB Rating & Results | DriverDB
Hung Pui Lo career results and statistics on DriverDB.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyone using England defeat tonight as an excuse to beat up their partner (be they female OR male) kindly go to the nearest bridge and jump off it.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is the automotive equivalent of carrying around a big sign reading "I AM A MASSIVE CRETIN". Surely it'd be cheaper and easier just to do that?
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just don't open your shitty mouth ever again Dave, you only ever make things worse for everyone around you when you do.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They are still honoured far more than Floyd or the Stones by us West Midlanders! #BlackCountryAndProud
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
THIS. Also, stop using them as a selling point for cars and marketing the things as smartphones with wheels. No wonder no one can drive properly any more!
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I already know how awful I was (and probably still am) to my parents, and that's why I will never create any smaller versions of myself cos I can't think of anything worse.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I really hate the word "staycation".
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ed Balls
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This gets my goat too. You don't say Focus Ford or Micra Nissan, do you, so why does everyone get this wrong?
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Live from Cadwell Park on #BARCTV from 2pm.
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BARC LIVE | Cadwell Park | April 11th 2026
YouTube video by British Automobile Racing Club
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Seymour Cocks - Wikipedia
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is exactly what I have. I was recently sat on a train with some friends and was unable to have a conversation with them even when they were next to me, but could hear background sounds just fine. It's really bloody annoying.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn%C3...
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Horní Police - Wikipedia
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A great philosopher once wrote...
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
What are the odds that whoever sent this in doesn't know Soft Cell's version is a cover? Gloria Jones did the original. #musicnerd
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
They may as well run every NASCAR race at Daytona over two laps, cos with every single one going to overtime that's all that's ever relevant. #Daytona500 #NASCAR
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I've said this before - they should do this and see just how fast a supercar could do a flat-out lap.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Why don't you just park next to that width restriction as well and completely screw the whole place for everyone? @yplac.bsky.social
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I didn't need that introduction to death/grief - I watched Ayrton Senna lose his life when I was eight. 😢
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "The team, which raced its home matches at the seaport's Ullevi Stadium, was headed by the veteran Bengt Brannefors but ran into all sorts of troubles before recruiting a series of guests to bolster their squad."
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I'm not going to post the obvious cliché. It's sadly not relevant any more. Thankyou for entertaining us through the years Chris, and goodbye.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You know what England, just take up baseball instead. #ashes
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@actualnames.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Ho...
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Jizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Go home, Zak Crawley. #ashes
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Someone did this to me in a card for my 21st, they filled it with little stars which exploded everywhere when I opened it and I was still finding the bloody things in the carpet about five years later!
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
THIS. This is a pet hate of mine and drivers who do it should be hauled out of their cars and beaten up at the roadside.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
@actualnames.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kum-...
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No Kum-sok - Wikipedia
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Indeed. I did so for a number of years when I was younger at Chasetown FC, including working as their press officer for a few seasons. #UpTheScholars
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I've been mystified for years by this - cars are always quoted in MPG and then they sell petrol in litres, I've never got why they did't change it to this.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Should come with a multi-year driving ban and also a ban on owning a mobile phone, it's my biggest pet hate in life!
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
And roadworks in urban areas should not only be done during school holidays and all!
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I've been saying this for a while. I especially dislike the one for the bank (which hasn't done its job cos I can't remember which bank it is) with the children acting as adults - it just comes across as really wrong and weird.
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My thoughts are with everyone involved in the terrible crash of #AI171
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It's not often a Fesshole makes me giggle out loud, but this one sure did!
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Live on #BARCTV in one hour from #Pembrey #truckracing #motorsport www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EDf...
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BARC LIVE | Pembrey Circuit | May 17
YouTube video by British Automobile Racing Club
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Well that's taught me something, cos I thought Chappell Roan was the name of a group, not a person! #IKnowNothingAboutModernMusic
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Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Live from Thruxton from midday today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaW9...
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BARC LIVE | Thruxton | May 3
YouTube video by British Automobile Racing Club
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