Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Insomnia? Just tell them "I can't get no sleep". 170
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Very weird coincidence - look what I am drinking out of for the first time in ages today. (And no it wasn't me who sent this 'fess in!) 040
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here is a Blue Pullman for no reason at all. 021
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Sideshow Bob DejectedALT: The Simpsons Sideshow Bob Dejected 1130
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm sure I read somewhere that the Liverpool Echo used "Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious" years before that. 130
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! #yarrr 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Put pirate flags up to mess with their heads. #yarrr 020
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It also scares the bejesus out of you when it suddenly flushes unexpectedly while you're not looking! 010
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026For me it's King Size Homer. The plot is funny to start with, but somehow every line in that one is just gold. 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Lisa says the middle bit which somehow makes it even better - www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxW...youtube.comThe Simpsons - Doh a DeerYouTube video by Top Clips 140
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people just cannot talk about anything else, can they? :P 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'd love to see a more senior version of this, such as: "My first car was a Fiesta but I wanted a sports car. I decided to deliberately crash the Fiesta so it would break and I'd get a sports car. Ended up with a conviction for dangerous driving and never able to afford insurance on anything." 150
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why is it that men in the UK always seem to be viewed as weirdos if they happen to have an interest that isn't football? 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Heaven forbid that a man should have an interest that isn't football... 070
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just tell them the Saudi royal family will pay for it - it works in shops on Oxford Street (allegedly). 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That's like saying I am not allowed to use the road at certain times because I don't have a 9 to 5 job. 110
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I feel your pain there, I'm sorry to hear that. If someone doesn't like me I would rather they just tell me and then tell me to f**k off, instead of leaving me wondering what they hell I've done. 0110
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Cook it sat on top of a slice of bread, that soaks up any leaking garlic butter and you get homemade garlic bread to enjoy with it. 130
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comSpooky Scary Skeletons DancingALT: Spooky Scary Skeletons Dancing 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I believe Halloween was a bigger thing in Ireland before America took it up. 100
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Well there won't be any media soon because AI bots will do it all for us. 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Met him at Silverstone, great guy and a hugely successful driver in UK national-level racing. 010
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Wasn't that someone on Pistonheads? I remember that being a meme on there but I can't remember if that's where it originated. 100
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I can't wait for when the world wants to talk about someone other than those two... 010
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 15/08/202699% of the time the marriage ends before they've paid for it anyway! 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Many happy returns @snowijfox.bsky.social, hope you had a wonderful day! 120
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My first epileptic fit could have done. That, or a lorry on the A14 last year which only just missed slamming full bore into the back of me. 010
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Dare I go and find the "orange and toothpaste" story from b3ta? 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Positive vibes to everyone involved in the train crash in Lewes, hope everyone will be OK. 000
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Glad it isn't just me that absolutely loathes this. See also comments about T-cut (usually said by people who probably don't know what T-cut is). 000
Reposted by Dave GoddardCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653560955
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026And, it's never "safe to do so" - bullying other drivers regardless of how bad they are makes you as bad as them. 0140
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That only works if you're in a decent performance saloon yourself - I don't think they'd mistake my VW Polo for an unmarked police car somehow. 130
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Audi or Range Rover? It's got to be one or the other to have that much arrogance. 240
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I stayed in the Portland Hotel about ten years ago but had no idea it used to be a station! 110
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"If you see something that doesn't look right....you are probably looking in a mirror." 020
Dave Goddard @davecommentator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026For clarification: in this context "goat" means as in the animal, not the fucking annoying Americanised acronym. 030
