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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 17m

Getting the same notice from the manufacturer of my toaster

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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

roommate gave me an edible

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

❗Attention, union supporters ❗ We're asking Wizards and Hasbro to voluntarily recognize our union—and you can help! Sign our petition today and show our leadership that you want change in the gaming industry. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 22h

Lockheed Liberal sounds like the kind of term that we'd come up with for them. Its kinda beautiful

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If the disney suits were more interested in games then jedi outcast would have ended up being a Luke skywalker game instead of that new ginger guy, the xcom one would have been specifically the rogue one guys, etc. Maybe it really is as simple as "distance from the suits = higher chance of success"

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If solo was instead "jim smuggler: a star wars story" and not specifically a han solo prequel it flopping maybe could have meant a few more bites at that apple :/

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If youre going to have a giant multi-media property you kinda need some way to allow dud entries to not tank the entire brand. Arguably every marvel movie ending with a teaser for the next one made this much harder.

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

new special effects on doctor who looking rough

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you spend one of the dollars that doubles every day then presumably it would double for whoever you gave it to as well. And for whatever they spent any of it on. Eventually everyone would be rich which would make dollars worthless. Taking the billion is the only logical choice.

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Theres not really a box for that so im just gonna tick that youre here for business"

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Companies love to have you come into their office to see if youre a "good culture fit" (white)

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cover letter should only ever be one sentence long and say some variation of "look at my resume"

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh sure. But thats a different level of stupid from "this nuclear country has to rely on selling paintable figurines to make ends meet"

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

GW-is-bigger-than-fishing always made me feel sorry for the UK rather than happy for games workshop. Glad to hear that the poms arent quite as cartoonishy inept as I had been led to believe.

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can explain; that blue number 1 means that someone has sent you a direct message

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Waiters should really have to specify the amount of insulin that pairs best with each dish

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tape that kills you: 🙄 Tape that kills you (japanese): 😍

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I suspect he didnt spend a lot of time preparing that statement

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

S4e8: crazy admiral episode - a classic because it works. Getting whiplash from this damn show. Also Paul Wesley really impressed me in this one, its a shame hes stuck playing young Kirk instead of getting to play a new dude.

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ive had to wait in line at a bank once, i get it

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026

# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You think superhero twitter has main characters? "Speedball is crashing out on the tl", discorse about wolverine getting cancelled for saying somethibg that would have been progressive in 40s (he was alive then), things of this nature

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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

remarkable thing to admit

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

only reason the US is losing the conflict with Iran is because of military personnel who refuse to fight good cos of woke.

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

S4e7: a mid-tier SNL idea stretched out to 40+ minutes. Shit

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it still dogging if everyone is wearing cat masks?

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe its just that film is more respected than print generally.

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

getting fucking sick of every media company cancelling everything after the first season

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagining reading your posts and thinking "the problem here is theres too FEW mentally unstable lesbians"

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My very gay theatre kid cousin suggested i watch Lanterns unprompted

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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Some future travelers commisiones by the lovely @4everal1cooking.bsky.social

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People will really say "advocating for medicare for all pales in comparison to my strategy of screaming f******* to win elections" and then just not win elections

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me after playing some particularly intense online scrabble: "the stakes were high so it means its ok for me to say that"

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So much going on you forgot to mention Morgan quitting and then unquitting being a surgeon lol

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Turns out I never posted about the time I painted some mtg tokens

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Oh I'm allowed to post more than one? here's some more stuff

A woman holding a smashed sculpture head

A man jumping over a table at an outdoor Cafe while being shot at

A warm house full of people escaping from the snow

A man in the stormy waves watching his boat being crushed

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