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Dave C. Bannerman

@davecbannerman.bsky.social
303 followers 184 following 591 posts

Photographer. Writer(ish). Part-time Podcaster, master procrastinator and full-time idiot. 🇬🇧

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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ooooh it’s been a minute! 🤣 hello BlueSky! How we all doing?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Some workdays just start the way they’re supposed to 😊
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sun’s been blazing for weeks, 24 hours after I wash my car the heavens open 🙄 Typical.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Been ages since I posted on here! Probably be ages til the next post now as well 🤣
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ve left all my fucks at home today. So no one ask, because I haven’t got a single one to give 🤣
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Morning Bluesky! It’s Monday - let the week begin!
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🌎🧸🇺🇸🪶💙🇺🇦Quack @twistedtenyce.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I discovered this morning that suit jacket pockets are perfect for the transportation of toast. Wrapped in foil obviously - but they fit almost perfectly! I’ll be taking full advantage of this discovery in the future!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Happy New Year Bluesky! Sorry it’s a bit late!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas Bluesky!
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A few potential words of the day: Joblijock: a disturber of domestic peace (small children, cantankerous uncles, etc). Yule-hole: the furthest notch in your belt that you need to resort to at Christmas. Confelicity: joy in other people’s happiness. Merry Christmas.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Caught the tail end of the Liverpool Christmas Tractor Convoy tonight. Wish I’d seen more of it! Over 100 tractors (local farmers) decked out in Christmas decorations and fairy lights lighting up the cold windy night raising money for Alder Hey Children’s Hospital. Just fabulous ❤️🎄🚜❤️
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me: “what else do you want for Christmas?” GF: “I’m not telling you. What else do you want?” Me: “I’m not telling you either.” I mean, there are DEFINITELY worse arguments to have 😂😂😂😂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If you find yourself driving down Princess Drive in Liverpool - use caution. Go slowly. I just nearly lost a wheel! Bloody potholes!
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hehehehe! Lobe this! Keep going Bend! ❤️ news.sky.com/story/amp/us...
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US city tells residents to stop sticking googly eyes on its statues
The Oregon city of Bend has spent $1,500 (£1,188) on removing googly eyes from seven of the eight sculptures impacted.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Feel a bit short-changed in the sleep department this morning! Here comes Monday!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
On the breakfast run. My own fault, but these bacon and sausage bagels are too nice to pass up!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’ve been getting to work a half hour earlier all this week - it’s nice to have that time to get myself together for the day. And yes, the coffee tastes as bad as it looks. Worse in fact (if that’s possible) Happy Friday everyone!!!
A couple of notebooks and a fountain pen with a cup of awful coffee on a wooden table under harsh fluorescent lights
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Don’t know how we ended up on the bosses table (again) but we did 😂
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I want to see how much magats are gonna support the Fanta führer after he strips them of everything.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Have a great weekend Bluesky!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hello weekend!!!! 😁🥃🍔🍳🍿🕺
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Unexpected compliment on my work attire this morning. Always welcome 👍🏻
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m very much against smoking around children - just to be clear. What bothers me is the encroachment of what other people “think” on people’s right to vape outside, away from children if they have any decency though 👍🏻 Certain areas now - but it won’t stop.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 04/12/2024
What are the best starter packs you’ve found?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A big thank you to whoever farted in the stairwell 🤢 Just what I needed at 8 o’clock in the morning!
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
South Western Railway will be the first rail operator renationalised by the Labour government after it passed a law last week👏 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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South Western Railway first to be renationalised under Labour
The rail operator will be renationalised in May, as part of the government's manifesto promise.
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Daily Word @wordsdaily.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Today's word is ‘Ultracrepidarian’. Meaning: Someone who gives opinions or advice on matters beyond their knowledge.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Could we all please take a moment to thank the men & women responsible for these absolute triumphs. British industry & innovation at their very finest.
A packet of Jelly Beans in Fruit Salad, Dib Dab, Refreshers & Wham flavours. (Seriously.)
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Got up this morning. Put my suit on for work. In the kitchen having a coffee and I got a “phwooaarr” from my missus. Is there any better way to start a day please!? 😃🥰😂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@elevenfilms.bsky.social been watching your stuff. Very interesting 😃
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I did one - but can’t download it 😂😂
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Be a handwritten love letter in a world full of Snapchats.
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Oh for the love of God can we please stop talking about Gregg Wallace now? I’ve started to dream about him. Last night I woke up screaming. My therapist will charge me extra for this shit.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So it’s a new week! Car passed its MOT, I made it to work on time, things are looking up 😂
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Note this down
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Look at that - passed 100 followers 🙂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@gregjenner.bsky.social absolutely LOVE You’re Dead To Me! Has me rolling!
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Need a distraction from the world today? How about another stupid joke thread. Please feel free to jump on board. The stupider the better.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Tea = break fluid
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MonarchLou (commissions open ) 🐇🥩👑🏳️‍⚧️🍁⚜ @monarchlou.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If you look out of your windows tonight you might see her…
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@edconway.bsky.social I’m following you based solely on your Salt posts!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
True! 😂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Oh. I appear to have lost a follower. Shame. Let’s hope he took his nonsense with him! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Being called a peadophile online isn’t very nice is it? Especially by someone who can’t even spell it! I thought Bluesky was a nice place 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m very upset 😂 @bsky.app
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Charming! @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app come on! Can you do something about this?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
He loves me really 😊
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