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Dave C. Bannerman

@davecbannerman.bsky.social
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Photographer. Writer(ish). Part-time Podcaster, master procrastinator and full-time idiot. 🇬🇧

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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ooooh it’s been a minute! 🤣 hello BlueSky! How we all doing?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
No I’m not up for Reform. I’d put Farage in the next seat to this cretin. So don’t get it twisted. If there’s a genuine need for someone to be here then I welcome them. Go on, shout racist now 👍🏻 Look after yourself, keep them knees warm 👍🏻
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Oh I’m overjoyed. But he remains a criminal. When did we start paying criminals?? It’s all wrong. A legal challenge (if so) should’ve been an absolute non starter anyway. And that could’ve been £500 better spent. Paying rapists. Country’s in an absolute mess.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
They should be tapping him for the plane fare!!! What the hell??? This country! All backwards! A rapist peadophile is GIVEN money?? If this is true then there’s no hope!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What was the payment for????
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Absolutely disgusting. Those two cretins should be utterly ashamed of themselves. I’m struggling to comprehend how anyone could treat another human being this way. Yes there is a wave of patriotism at the moment, but if this is what it looks like then I don’t want it.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
👏🏻👏🏻😂😂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Some workdays just start the way they’re supposed to 😊
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sun’s been blazing for weeks, 24 hours after I wash my car the heavens open 🙄 Typical.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Same 🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean who actually cares anyway? Let people be who they want to be! Having said that I don’t agree with people trying to influence others to their way of life. I’m thinking specifically vegetarians here just as an example of what I mean 🤣 no offence to intended to them though.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This man wouldn’t. A happy family is all the success I’m looking for. Fuck Farage and his nonsense. He doesn’t speak for me.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Been ages since I posted on here! Probably be ages til the next post now as well 🤣
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
No I’ll share ☺️
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
As long as I can have the crumpets!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Get it ate!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Why isn’t the army involved? How come no one has mobilised the “best” military force (even though it isn’t) in the world to help?? Is the money not good enough??
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ve left all my fucks at home today. So no one ask, because I haven’t got a single one to give 🤣
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hahaha I did consider it, but went a different way in the end!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Absolutely! I quite like Mondays, but then I enjoy my job so that really helps ☺️
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Morning Bluesky! It’s Monday - let the week begin!
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🌎🧸🇺🇸🪶💙🇺🇦Quack @twistedtenyce.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Yup.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Bit greasy no?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I discovered this morning that suit jacket pockets are perfect for the transportation of toast. Wrapped in foil obviously - but they fit almost perfectly! I’ll be taking full advantage of this discovery in the future!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Well there we go then 🙂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Because I’m sure you knew the maths but there’s no ‘edit post’ button on here is there?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Well now I just feel bad for pointing it out. All the best! X
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Surely that’s 113 years? No one else notice that? Or did I miss a joke somewhere 😳
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Happy New Year Bluesky! Sorry it’s a bit late!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Oooh no. The most I’m doing today, aside from gently tidying my home office (how does it get so messy??) is picking a book up 🤣 enjoy your breakfast!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Thanks 🙂 hope you manage it. Low energy activities - that’s the key. Keep yourself just above nodding off 👍🏻
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Same here. I’m on my third cup. Sometimes it doesn’t help 🥴🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Now I need to listen to Marianne Faithfull. I’ve only ever seen her in a Metallica video (years ago) and didn’t know she was a singer in her own right.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I read this and heard the words in Sheldon Coopers voice 🤣 I think it was the ‘excuse me’ that did it 😂😂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas @profduff.bsky.social 🎄👍🏻 all the best!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas Bluesky!
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A few potential words of the day: Joblijock: a disturber of domestic peace (small children, cantankerous uncles, etc). Yule-hole: the furthest notch in your belt that you need to resort to at Christmas. Confelicity: joy in other people’s happiness. Merry Christmas.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas Mr. Worrall 🎄
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Well I’m stumped 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 merry Christmas!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Caught the tail end of the Liverpool Christmas Tractor Convoy tonight. Wish I’d seen more of it! Over 100 tractors (local farmers) decked out in Christmas decorations and fairy lights lighting up the cold windy night raising money for Alder Hey Children’s Hospital. Just fabulous ❤️🎄🚜❤️
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Have a good one!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me: “what else do you want for Christmas?” GF: “I’m not telling you. What else do you want?” Me: “I’m not telling you either.” I mean, there are DEFINITELY worse arguments to have 😂😂😂😂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
What’s wrong with putting him in a car and doing it quietly?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m getting Archer and Woodhouse vibes off this! He’s about to make him eat a bowl of cobwebs.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Well it’s great 🙂
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Great start to my Thursday! 👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻 thank you!
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I’ve walked for 20 minutes before I’d pay to get my own money out of a machine.
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Love this! How long did it take you if you don’t mind me asking?
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Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I wasn’t a big Bugs fan to be honest. Maybe I’be heard it and just forgotten it 🤷🏻‍♂️I’m bringing it back into use though! Can’t wait to send an email calling someone a Maroon 🤣🤣
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