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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave

@davebrowne.bsky.social
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Necessity may be the mother of invention, but its father is laziness. Pronounced "post muh hown", or "post me hole" in Hiberno English. Dipshit of the first water

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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 2m
"They lie as part of their religion." Third in line to the Oval in the country of 1A
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5m
Slick moves Mr. President.
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Michael Jackson's Iconic Anti-Gravity Lean
Alt: Michael Jackson's Iconic Anti-Gravity Lean
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 8m
X Checkmark = Duncecap
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 9m
First The Donald Trump Kennedy Center, than this.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 10m
Sunday feature full of charts and figures about how America post city-annihilation would work.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 11m
"I'm off the clock, man."
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 3h
Mike Rogers is watching you.
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Andrew Pope @andrewpope.bsky.social · 56m
Olivia Colman is doing double duty on darkly humorous highly gendered fairy tales this year - in the UK’s WICKER and Australia’s THE FOX. Both playing the LFF (which starts tomorrow!), both with sharp scripts and stacked casts, and both really worth checking out! 💕
youtu.be
The Fox - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Madman Films
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 52m
Oh, this looks very fun.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 56m
I appreciate they open this paragraph like an Irish uncle before delivering the sober truth. The stock market was riding high back in 2008 too. Until it wasn't.
To be sure, much hinges on companies actually meeting those expectations for fatter profits. If they fail to do so, stock prices could easily fall off their records. Some critics also point to a possible bubble in stocks in the artificial-intelligence industry after how much they soared in the frenzy around the technology.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 1h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 1h
“Why are you taking him if he isn’t the one you were looking for,” farmworker María told the masked agents who were harassing her friend. “At that moment they turned toward me and said they would arrest me, too, for asking questions and complaining.” americancommunitymedia.org/immigration/...
americancommunitymedia.org
ICE Detains Indigenous Mixtec Farmworker, a Single Mother, for 'Asking Questions'
The Mixtec woman, a farmworker in Oxnard, CA was defending a friend when ICE agents handcuffed and detained her, telling her she "spoke too much."
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 4h
Hello, Shark Tank.....
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 4h
"Grandpa, what was Hollywood?"
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Marielle Debos @debos.bsky.social · 5h
Dans la manif parisienne: “ne pas être en colère, c’est un privilège!”
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
Mobile providers have been trying to make this too.
Telus Stream+ plans with bundled pricing for numerous streaming services. Cable packages redux.
https://www.telus.com/en/shop/entertainment/subscriptions/stream-plus
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
I didn't watch this show but scifi osmosis means I found this very funny.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
X Check = Duncecap Case # 88722292
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
$6bn in savings? Goodbye Hollywood.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 5h
This thread has Trump interference to free a MAGA troll farm guy, mostly with a parens about *femicide* to just surface again how inextricably intertwined violence against women & authoritarianism are. Can't even get a story abt an international cartel influencing elections without it.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
This isn't a separation concern, I think. I think it's Quebec looking for safety in these times. Carney is there to protect against Trump but the PQ are there to protect against the Feds. They're double-bagging.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
Going to make Celtic independence a bit easier now I guess.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
Like you asked AI to age up Gomer Pyle.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
See also: My previous post on PowerPoint slides.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 5h
That the Irish went from subhuman rabble to not only a powerful political force, but also a group cities shut down to celebrate (oh, and gave you Halloween) is testament to this.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 6h
The 3,615 number is hilarious and pretty illustrative of his actual support.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 6h
Trump's been getting an earful about our retaliatory tariffs from his rich supporters losing money is my guess. He can't admit that it was inevitable Canada would enact them, so it has to be some dirty Canadian secret tactic to fuck him over.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 11h
As well as a Britannia Magic Dome, Tories will build a Halo Array, a Stargate, a Dark Tower, and a Death Star - named respectively Spirit of the Blitz, Maggie's Opening, Boris-Dûr, and Churchill's Clacker - funded by sales of a new wellness smoothie made with carrot, ginger, and poor people's tears.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 6h
- Mildly socialist policies distribute wealth, build middle class - Conservative reactionaries revolt, enact money funnelling agendas - Rich get richer. Everyone else gets poor and pissed - Rich curse plebs ruining their shit, promote crazier and crazier populists to buy elections - Today
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 6h
And if you don't know that cops in Canada do the exact same thing, now you do.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 6h
Is it just me or is everyone seeing a LOT more Mutti tomato references in their feeds? TikTok specifically for me. New ad firm?
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
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John Wick: Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Back
Alt: John Wick: Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Back
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
"But that is precisely what is happening..."
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interestingly, the governor used her executive authority this summer to restore the voting rights to thousands of Virginians in line with this measure. They’ll now be able to vote on this, effectively removing this from being about the whims of future governors.
boltsmag.org
Virginia Governor Restores Voting Rights for Thousands With Past Felony Convictions - Bolts
This is the only state that was banning people convicted of any felony from voting for life. Virginians have an opportunity to end that system for good in November.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
Removing the right to vote because of a felony is not a normal thing in the world and, given the US justice and carceral biases, just looks like Jim Crow in different clothes.
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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 16h
“Chatbbt, is it raining?” Summer please. 😭😭😭
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 9h
Today is the 50th anniversary of the 6 October massacre at Thammasat University, a major moment in modern Thai history The massacre saw state-backed right-wing groups kill at least 41 pro-democracy protestors and ended Thailand's 1973-1976 democratic period No one has ever been held responsible
A man beating the lifeless corpse of a man hanging from a tree on Sanam Luang in Bangkok
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
When you're gleefully awaiting the flopsweaty bullshit response.
Ruhle, after asking her question, cupping her face in her hands.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
I don't know how effective these kinds of ads are, but they're very entertaining and I hope it opens some Texans' eyes.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
That Nazi-allied group? The Republican Party. (No, but yes, they all told us exactly who they were and we were berated into silence about it)
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
Tennis was so different before the introduction of racquets.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
And this was how I just learned there's a new expansion for Wild Hunt coming next year.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 7h
Every AI generated slide I see (and I see SOOOOO many now) is an overstuffed, unhelpful mess.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 8h
We can’t just move past what SCOTUS has permitted this Administration to do to people who have lived and worked in the U.S. for years and even decades.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 8h
How do people fall for this bullshit again and again and again?
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Nina Zeelen @ninazeelen.bsky.social · 9h
"By the age of 14, he had survived the Holocaust; by 44, he was an Israeli diplomat; now, at the age of 94, Theodor Meron recommended the International Criminal Court seek arrest warrants of Israeli and Hamas leaders for war crimes and crimes against humanity." (May 2024)
forward.com
This 94-year-old Holocaust survivor recommended arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders
Much has been said about Amal Clooney's role on the ICC's panel on war crimes, but less attention has been paid to Theodor Meron
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 8h
The world can be petty, cruel.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 8h
I'm so sick of these neutrinos. What was wrong with the American made trinos of old? They were good enough for my grandpa and they're good enough for me. We don't need no DEI woke agenda making new trinos. How many types of trino do you even need??
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 8h
The world can be pretty cool
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 21h
I think we all knew Watson’s “Rosie didn’t realize [because she was a woman and so obviously inferior to my genius]” schtick was bullshit. What’s boggling to me here is the implication that no one since ever looked at the rest of her notes. 🧪
science.org
How did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’t
New analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51
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