Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. (Not an artist, but human. This is the only drawing I've ever done as an adult and I'd still rather this garbage than a hyperrealistic AI splotch) 051
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026All I hear when I pass this house 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know this is folks just keeping their socials active for marketing, but this is my headlining at Just for Laughs 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ha, my feed. If only I'd seen your post earlier! 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No real world applications, eh? 120
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nothing but respect for MY digger 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love his "Go ahead, try it" look here. 0140
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I appreciate they open this paragraph like an Irish uncle before delivering the sober truth. The stock market was riding high back in 2008 too. Until it wasn't. 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mobile providers have been trying to make this too. 010
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When you're gleefully awaiting the flopsweaty bullshit response. 010
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An administration of this 010
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"They're the same picture." 08011
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love this one after Klobucher, well, butchers him and all he has is impotent rage. 090
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Strange of the administration to honour Father Jack here. #Drink #Feck 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A great man, sure, but spoiled early for me. "Sausage? SAUSAGE!" 111
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Well, have I got good news for you then. 030
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We now go live to the Canadian situation room... 150
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is exactly the kind of derision it needs 010
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"Sir, a second anthropomorphic small mammal has hit New York." 131
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Petrified of this conversation 030
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I've been making the same joke for months, but I never thought it would be Douthat. 010
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Post a meme made by you (Don't think this counts as a meme, but it's 20 years old and it's all I've got, dammit!) 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just to remind everyone that some folks were paid a shit tonne of money for cancelling this movie. 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And then, 20 years later, the comedic homages to those same movies. 060
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026WE DOING THIS FOR YOU, DONALD 030
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Your favorite Disney princess, wrong answers only. 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026GET OFF MY CATERING CART! 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Happy 3 Year Anniversary to all who celebrate/ 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Could only have been better if they'd cast someone who looked like the real guy 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This guy isn't a man of the people? Surely you jest. 020
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I would, but all of my ideas are basically sending armies of these folks to every mall and malt shop in America. 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026(Me, trying to be the Rogan of the left) "And who's going to net THIS yahoo." 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Great, but can we also get? 000
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sorry to steal, but also 030
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Is this normally how trading goes with individual stocks - a sharp drop in the morning then a rise in the afternoon. 110
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Congratulations on becoming the worst Ross to appear on TV. High bar to clear. You should be proud. 010
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"THAT'S how you see me?" 010