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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave

@davebrowne.bsky.social
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Necessity may be the mother of invention, but its father is laziness. Pronounced "post muh hown", or "post me hole" in Hiberno English. Dipshit of the first water

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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. (Not an artist, but human. This is the only drawing I've ever done as an adult and I'd still rather this garbage than a hyperrealistic AI splotch)
Very VERY crude MS Paint drawing of a wookie with a frown. He's in tighty whiteys and there's a yellow stain in the front of them.
Captioned WOOKIELEAKS in chicken scratch
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All I hear when I pass this house
A raised ranch with two big windows and a shrub in the middle that looks like Humpty's nose
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons in front of a red curtain like Collins in the video, looking guilty as hell and worried as fuck...also like Collins in the video.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know this is folks just keeping their socials active for marketing, but this is my headlining at Just for Laughs
Emo Phillips liked my dumb post about his dumb post.
This one, if you're interested but trust me it's not worth the click.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d7xkpsjzx6oga4xiu6mugdzw/post/3mxhiyv2vh22r
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ha, my feed. If only I'd seen your post earlier!
Cyn's post with one from the Financial Times about Hegseth, with a giant picture of his Cro-Magnon mug looking out at me right beneath it.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No real world applications, eh?
Smithers imagining Mr. Burns emerging from a cake, naked except for a sash.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY digger
John Goodman, being birthed from the ground and screaming to the rain-soaked sky as he escapes prison in RAISING ARIZONA
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love his "Go ahead, try it" look here.
The mayor in the middle of a "I wish you would" look (as he protects the students with his body) at a cop in full riot gear and a shield ready to assault kids.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I appreciate they open this paragraph like an Irish uncle before delivering the sober truth. The stock market was riding high back in 2008 too. Until it wasn't.
To be sure, much hinges on companies actually meeting those expectations for fatter profits. If they fail to do so, stock prices could easily fall off their records. Some critics also point to a possible bubble in stocks in the artificial-intelligence industry after how much they soared in the frenzy around the technology.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mobile providers have been trying to make this too.
Telus Stream+ plans with bundled pricing for numerous streaming services. Cable packages redux.
https://www.telus.com/en/shop/entertainment/subscriptions/stream-plus
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you're gleefully awaiting the flopsweaty bullshit response.
Ruhle, after asking her question, cupping her face in her hands.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An administration of this
Baghdad Bob
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"They're the same picture."
The Simpsons bullies and a man in black, smoking cigars and sipping brandy at a fancy dinner table in front of a roaring fire in a lodge.

The man in black is saying "Gentlemen, to evil"
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this one after Klobucher, well, butchers him and all he has is impotent rage.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. Burns scowling and pulling Smithers to his face by his tie, doing his Grinch impression from the Lisa Need Braces episode.

THey sing without juicers
They sing without blenders
They sing without flunjers, capdabblers, and smandlers.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Strange of the administration to honour Father Jack here. #Drink #Feck
Gold plaque of Elon Musk at the Kennedy Center that makes him look like a horror monster.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A great man, sure, but spoiled early for me. "Sausage? SAUSAGE!"
Robbie Coltrane as Samuel Johnson in Blackadder the Third
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, have I got good news for you then.
Coach Finstock sitting at 23 on the Top 38 Bluesky Influencers list - which is the digital equivalent of the Skipper in the 70s.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We now go live to the Canadian situation room...
A crowded chain restaurant with two men sitting across from each other at two 2-top tables pushed together. Mark Carney has his back to us while Bryan Adams listens to him.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Simpsons scene with 2 DJs (a dumb looking young man and an older, balding one).
Balding one is muttering angrily to the doofus with a doofusy look on his doofusy face.
"Don't praise the fascist machine."
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
41 Followers 9 Following 1.7k Posts
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Keanu "I know kung fu* scene
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A bientôt, Quebec
A bright full moon shining over the St. Lawrence
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bust of Plato with a speech bubble
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ms Rachel Instagram Post

We mived in too fast from children in Gaza having to undergo amputations without anesthesia

because it was blocked by the Israeli government.

I recently found out from a doctor who has worked in Gaza that some mothers played my videos during procedures without anesthesia to distract their children.

My heart is forever broken
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is exactly the kind of derision it needs
Transcript of trial

Q. You wrote a 30-plus page written report?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. That's 90 to 85 percent ChatGPT
A. If -- if you say so.
Q. And signed it?
A. Yes, sir
Q. Send it to your bos and says, Man, I am proud of this?
A. Yes, sir.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Sir, a second anthropomorphic small mammal has hit New York."
Bush being told about the 2nd plane
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Petrified of this conversation
Homer pleading to Marge "But client, I swear to you, I never thought you'd find out."
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been making the same joke for months, but I never thought it would be Douthat.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you (Don't think this counts as a meme, but it's 20 years old and it's all I've got, dammit!)
Crude MS Paint drawing of Chewbacca with white underwear and a yellow stain in the front - captioned WOOKIELEAKS.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just to remind everyone that some folks were paid a shit tonne of money for cancelling this movie.
Coyote vs ACME screenshot from Rotten Tomatoes with a 96% rating
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And then, 20 years later, the comedic homages to those same movies.
Poster of Italian Spiderman holding a shotgun
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WE DOING THIS FOR YOU, DONALD
The nanny from The Omen, right before she jumps to her death in service of the antichrist.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess, wrong answers only.
Betty Gilpin from THE HUNT - by an open car trunk with a bloody knife in her hand and a determined look of Done With This Shit on her face.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
GET OFF MY CATERING CART!
Scene from AIR FORCE ONE where Harrison Ford seethes "Get off my plane" to Gary Oldman.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy 3 Year Anniversary to all who celebrate/
Guy getting stopped by a folding chair to the face as he tries to step off the boat
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Could only have been better if they'd cast someone who looked like the real guy
The real Walter O'Brien - who kind of looks like a cross between Seth MacFarlane  and late-stage Steven Segal.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They found them
Harry Enfield and Chums' THREE SCOUSERS
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bill Hader as Stefan, looking into camera with a speech bubble below
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sam Richardson just stealing the show from season 3 on on VEEP
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This guy isn't a man of the people? Surely you jest.
Newsom and wife looking like Bond villains doing Eyes Wide Shut
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Explains this.
Haley Stevens O @HaleyforMI
Abdul, we were both on the ballot in 2018. I was capable of winning my competitive primary and general election. You lost.
You lost by over twenty points to Gretchen Whitmer and you will lose to Mike Rogers by talking like this.
Everyone in America understands you want to blame all of your problems on Jewish Americans.
But buddy, let me be very clear, I will lower the costs of groceries, ban stock trading for elected officials, stop Trump's abuses of power, and protect Michigan manufacturing.
And you'll just be a celebrity whining and writing books to get even richer. You're part of the complainer class, looking for their next book or podcast deal.
Bro, I just want to work for Michigan.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I would, but all of my ideas are basically sending armies of these folks to every mall and malt shop in America.
Woman in a business suit but also wearing a One Man Band getup with accordion, cymbals at the knees, and a big bass drum on her back with the words INFOWARS IS COOL crudely pasted on with MS Paint.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(Me, trying to be the Rogan of the left) "And who's going to net THIS yahoo."
Brilliant photo of Bibi entering the White House but shot through railings so it looks like he's behind bars.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Great, but can we also get?
Same poster edited badly in MS Paint to change the U in werwulf to an O and pasting Rowlf the Dog's head on the werewolf.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sorry to steal, but also
Same cartoon but now the cow has the key to the exec washroom and the illusion is of consequences and you get $$$.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is this normally how trading goes with individual stocks - a sharp drop in the morning then a rise in the afternoon.
5 day graph of trade from https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPCX/
Every day has the same pattern
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Congratulations on becoming the worst Ross to appear on TV. High bar to clear. You should be proud.
Ross Douthat
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Easy peasy
the same image but with a shitty sword and shield added to the deer hole with MS Paint.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"THAT'S how you see me?"
Jesus looking back, disappointed
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