Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 9hI took a picture of a hippo yawning, I was reminded of a video recently doing the rounds on Bluesky and other popular social media sites… 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026On a plane, waiting to leave Just spotted a lady who has clipped her cardigan to her hair People are fun 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No shooting but they’ll be permitted to top the boats over 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just read elsewhere that RJ Mitte (Walt Jr) has passed, that’s awful 010
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have a feeling tonight’s #SNLUK will have some horrendous and borderline offensive attempts at a cockney accent 100
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m grateful for the Clacton and Holborn by-elections for giving me a few accounts to mute… 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For most of my adult life I have had quite horrific writers block; in the last 30 or so years the only thing I’ve ever managed to write beyond a couple of paragraphs was a script that a few years after writing I submitted to the BBC writers room (sadly nothing came of it) 1/8 130
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 08/10/20263 days in a row my cat has brought a mouse in Bloody thing 100
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026REM’s The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight: It’s not ‘calling Jamaica’. It is actually ‘call me when you try to wake her’ 141
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m only amateur conspiracy theorist, but I must say arresting Andy and searching his home with flawed warrants is some sublime work to make it look the government tried to do the right thing whilst making sure he gets away scott free. Trump might try the same thing 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m tempted to put the heating on A monumental landmark 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Be nice to have someone in power who likes us… www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukFifa: Ex-Spurs player Ramon Vega intends to stand in 2027 presidential electionFormer Tottenham defender Ramon Vega says he intends to run in next year's Fifa presidential election - becoming the first person to confirm they want to challenge Gianni Infantino. 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@soozuk.bsky.social Sooz, sorry I appreciate the preference to turn off replies but I couldn’t let the toast tip go by without suggesting this: Squish a circle in the bread and then crack an egg into said circle, air fry for the same time Kind regards A culinary reply guy 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Young Lad, in about 40 years: “Grandad, who has scored the most goals for England” G: “it’s a man called Harry Kane” YL: “did you ever see him play? Was he amazing” G: “yeah but i spent most of the time complaining he’d dropped into midfield or taking the piss out of the way he talked” YL: “twat” 010
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Daft own goal that, no pressure on him at all as Eze just stopped running for some reason #ENGCZE 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you ever want to know how ignorant you are, get ab9 year old to start asking questions about black history month… 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Someone from Reform just knocked on my door asking if I’d consider voting for them at the next election Which is 3 years away What’s going on? 100
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a horrible feeling this might inspire a couple of fucking idiots 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not quite sure what brought it to mind, but I was thinking about the time my parents bought this phone from a relative (as did many members of the wider family) after he managed to get hold of a few of them I think this type of thing no longer happens, lorry doors must be much more secure 100
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If he had never left Spurs I’d be fuming Kane is playing again today Quite relaxing these days 010
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The self scan machines at Morrisons have a new AI that claims the shopper has not scanned an item Twice today I was, basically, accused of theft by a robot who couldn’t tell the last item scanned is the same as whats on it little video Guess they want people to return to the cashiers 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Definitely real and not staged at all www.lbc.co.uk/article/robe... 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I did similar when my brother asked me to get my neice a drum kit for Xmas one year 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thanks for that ‘Rights Groups’, would never have occurred to me it that being whipped 74 times was torture www.theguardian.com/global-devel...theguardian.comIranian singer’s 74 lashes for performing without a hijab ‘a form of torture’, say rights groupsIranian court upholds sentence against 29-year-old star Parastoo Ahmadi and other musicians in crackdown on women flouting hijab law 100
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The 1st series of Dept Q was excellent, and they’ve ruined it 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026British nationals eh? That’ll upset a few people; still I’m sure they’ll find something 000
Reposted by Dave BaileyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254253025931
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wales’ defence need to plug some holes with Damsgaard running the show… 100
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For never was a story of more fucking woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well no, but they’ve benefitted from it financially and in many other ways; they can afford to take some if the shrapnel 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow, that surgeon obviously wasn’t a rocket scientist 000
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Andy Carrol eh, that’s some horrible shit Good for him 001
Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No one is asking the people of Essex how they feel about all these Londoners turning up, forcing up house prices and taking all the school places 000
