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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

On a plane, waiting to leave Just spotted a lady who has clipped her cardigan to her hair People are fun

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

No shooting but they’ll be permitted to top the boats over

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Just read elsewhere that RJ Mitte (Walt Jr) has passed, that’s awful

Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Deferred pain isn’t pain yet…

Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Depends on the comedian, for some their general way of walking the stage adds to the humour IMO But you are right the clubs are always best, just alas I can’t always get to them

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ticket sales must be going really well….

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have a feeling tonight’s #SNLUK will have some horrendous and borderline offensive attempts at a cockney accent

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I’m grateful for the Clacton and Holborn by-elections for giving me a few accounts to mute…

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I always knew it was nonsense, but I was inspired by @aiannucci.bsky.social and his ilk and also proud to have, temporarily beaten my writers block. But now that fucking idiot in America has gone and made it real The dark recesses of my mind have started to come true; bad times 8/8

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… The crowd are upset and getting restless and I can't blame them, they have come here to see a man hanged for his crimes but instead have been the witness to a horrible murder.” 7/8

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“I can't understand what is happening here, the man is simply trying to do his job and he has been killed for it, I worry this will act as a deterrent to other would-be executioners… 6/8

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After trying to build up the tension I finally started the slow walk to the gallows, treating it like a boxer’s ring walk. And then had an unseen sniper take out the hangman My concerns over subtlety were then swept aside as I decided on using a sledge hammer with the presenter saying: 5/8

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Highlights from the hangman’s previous executions An interview with the killer and a look back at his life and the lives of those he killed. I decided that making their guilt questionable might have been too on the nose so I ensured he admitted it 4/8

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This sent the little grey cells spinning away and within an hour I’d managed to write a 10 page script based on the imaginary channel Sky Justice and their weekly televised hanging. It had a phone in vote for the condemned’s last meal An interview with the hangman 3/8

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The inspiration came from the Murdoch press and their obsession with leaving the EU. I remember a column written around the time of the Soham murders, probably by Littlejohn or similar level twat, decrying the inability to sentence Ian Huntley to death and stating it was the EU’s fault 2/8

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For most of my adult life I have had quite horrific writers block; in the last 30 or so years the only thing I’ve ever managed to write beyond a couple of paragraphs was a script that a few years after writing I submitted to the BBC writers room (sadly nothing came of it) 1/8

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But my wife’s tactics to capture it for release back outside were horrendous and now its somewhere behind the sofa

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3 days in a row my cat has brought a mouse in Bloody thing

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REM’s The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight: It’s not ‘calling Jamaica’. It is actually ‘call me when you try to wake her’

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I’m only amateur conspiracy theorist, but I must say arresting Andy and searching his home with flawed warrants is some sublime work to make it look the government tried to do the right thing whilst making sure he gets away scott free. Trump might try the same thing

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Superb stuff by Pearl & Dean this…

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m tempted to put the heating on A monumental landmark

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Yeah, the main thing this one does is push her head into my hand to demand a head scratch

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@soozuk.bsky.social Sooz, sorry I appreciate the preference to turn off replies but I couldn’t let the toast tip go by without suggesting this: Squish a circle in the bread and then crack an egg into said circle, air fry for the same time Kind regards A culinary reply guy

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My cat has curled up on my lap precisely once; which was the day before a routine vet visit discovered a cyst in her womb Never before or since The heartless wench

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Young Lad, in about 40 years: “Grandad, who has scored the most goals for England” G: “it’s a man called Harry Kane” YL: “did you ever see him play? Was he amazing” G: “yeah but i spent most of the time complaining he’d dropped into midfield or taking the piss out of the way he talked” YL: “twat”

Daft own goal that, no pressure on him at all as Eze just stopped running for some reason #ENGCZE

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If you ever want to know how ignorant you are, get ab9 year old to start asking questions about black history month…

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No idea if it’s in anyway related, but it’s prime day today, a few sites are having sales alongside that

Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Agreed, Foden is next; we’ve already had Dele Alli’s downfall, Wilshere too Too many young players’ careers ending early There’s probably a pattern but I doubt anyone is looking to find it

Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nope, nothing at all; locals were in May and no one has resigned in disgrace yet

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someone from Reform just knocked on my door asking if I’d consider voting for them at the next election Which is 3 years away What’s going on?

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have a horrible feeling this might inspire a couple of fucking idiots

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not quite sure what brought it to mind, but I was thinking about the time my parents bought this phone from a relative (as did many members of the wider family) after he managed to get hold of a few of them I think this type of thing no longer happens, lorry doors must be much more secure

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh I like this story, hope they win

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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If he had never left Spurs I’d be fuming Kane is playing again today Quite relaxing these days