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Dave Almighty

@dave-almighty.bsky.social
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I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger. Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout? Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil. #GoSteamers

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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 3h
City bringing out the big guns in their latest defence.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 3h
When I go to buy a frying pan I always buy ones that are too big, when I get them home they always look like helipads. It’s pure weird.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 4h
An independent body investigated 115 charges, found you guilty of 114 charges. Cities response: “We are 100% innocent”. This is the mob who announced week on week sold out stadiums when we could see all the empty seats.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/09/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 10h
When Cameron was in Egypts land Let my Cameron go
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 10h
Wordle 1,929 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Reeng
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Mike Switzer (he/him) @kidornery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe a President should be impeached every time they commit an impeachable act
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City have until 2 October to appeal One conclusion from the decision reads: "that certain of those factual witnesses had given evidence at the hearing that they knew to be untrue and so had been dishonest."
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unfortunately given tonight’s performance that will be the first of many that Jacquet has for France.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 3/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Etamch
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope Innocent III,who died in 1216, spoke of a certain kind of older man, who is "easily provoked", "will believe anything and question nothing", is "stingy and greedy" and "praises the good old days and hates the present." Reform UK's voter base has been knocking around for a very long time.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dean Van Nguyen @deanvannguyen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m so proud of Gavin Bazunu. He’s provided a yardstick for courage that his so-called teammates will eternally be judged as failing to live up to
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In 2019, Jurgen Klopp told Rog that winning wasn't everything and that "all the other guys who won with ignoring all the rules" would be ultimately be judged differently 👀
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine being in the dumb fuck part of society that support Trump. He said he likes them because they aren’t smart, he likes the uneducated. He said smart people don’t like him. He relies on their stupidity. He knows they are stupid. They know he feels this way, but somehow they don’t care.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"They are all Danny Tommo underneath the nonce bonnet!!......" via We Demand UK
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“There is no superior race.” “There is no chosen people of God.” “It is neither the United States nor Israel.” “The chosen people of God is all of humanity.” President of Colombia - Gustavo Petro
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorted. The new Dr Who (when they sort their shite out) should be Daniel Ings, the actor and not Daniel Ingredients, the footballer. @trouteyes.bsky.social
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait a gosh darned second. If City get their titles stripped, does this mean Stevie G will get a medal for 13-14?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City are a big bunch of cheats.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yehdoh
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K a s s i e D e e @kassiedee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an incredibly powerful video. “Was it said by a Nazi or a Zionist?” Can you guess each quote correctly?
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So Marks and Spencer’s sells tin of delight called Munchies. Four different flavours. Whichever you get put them on the high shelf. They’re badly addictive.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So Bayern Munich are interested in Florian Wirtz. So I say - double deal, double deal, double deal. Flo + Isak for Olise + Pavlovich. Monster?
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is good. youtube.com/shorts/T_q21...
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Hampton court food festival vs. American 🇺🇸
YouTube video by Caroline Parker
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Lord in Heaven, it is I your most humble servant once again imploring you that you see fit to make sure that yesterday, today, tomorrow and all the days that follow: “my tits are sitting right”.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By the way: Edmund Sheeran is still a cunt.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 @johnmoffitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got it quite a while ago.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To all fans of actual football. It’ll be back soon. Yes we can cling onto content and maybe some of you will actually watch bullshit international football - but it will be back soon. These moments, the long turgid dark moments will pass. It will be back soon. This too, shall pass.
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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s the plan. We friggin told people to read Project 2025…
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ndukwe absolutely bossing it in his 30 minute cameo for Levante. That lad has lots to offer. I suspect we maybe in a situation where we have an embarrassment of riches. Ndukwe, JJ, Leoni and Ronnie all look like brilliant players.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wordle 1,921 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Pranool
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tonight’s tea - firecracker tempura prawns with sticky white rice and katsu curry.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bonne Maman make wonderful peanut butter. It’s delightful.
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