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Dave Almighty

@dave-almighty.bsky.social
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I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger. Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout? Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil. #GoSteamers

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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 6h
What a lot of shite. The guy on the internet thinks it’s not a genocide. The scholars, official bodies, people on the ground, aid workers etc describe it as such and yet utter fucking cunts still vomit out this “wait and see” bullshit. We’ve all seen. We know what it is. No one will mourn you.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 8h
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 12h
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 11h
Did the genocide scholars get it wrong? And all the experts in that field. Crazy. You should tell them.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 11h
I mean, the Plague. Fucks sake.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 11h
Good luck, have fun - don’t die. What a brilliant movie, gives me Everything, everywhere all at once.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 20h
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was such an exercise is “shark jumping” by the end.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can we stop with “homosexuality is a stick to beat someone with”? If these two awful people actually were gay, it’d be the only redeeming element of their personality.
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zionism is racism was not written by self righteous, white, lefties It was written by Palestinians in consultation with Palestinian and Jewish groups, Party officials, solicitors and many other over more than a year. I think Palestinian voices should be part of the debate youtu.be/6IQoRYEB-MA?...
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Ed Poole speaks to Lubna Speitan about Zionism is Racism
YouTube video by Amplify with Ed Poole
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even as Jeremy Clarkson's farm is destroyed by Climate Change he is still denying it, because he is a Right Wing moron. Look on the bright side Jeremy if your farm is worthless the Inheritance Tax won't be very much.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bro
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it a nice part of Europe, Israel?
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I believe kids call it “keepin it 100” or 114
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I miss the maple syrup double pancakes with Ice Cream. So very good.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When significant people die, flags are flown at half mast/staff. When he dies - how much higher than normal shall we fly our flags?
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Arsenal v Leeds on Saturday at 12:30. The stupid and pointless international guff is over. Football is back. Proper real football - the kind of football we love. Mired in cheating with nation states owning clubs via proxies and exerting pressure on a Prime Minister to avoid sanctions.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a load of shit. The people who contest it are the ones who are denying a genocide is happening. Fuck those guys.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Creating an ethnostate built on apartheid is racism. If South Africa wanted to remove black people from South Africa and called it Boarism and used holy texts to justify it. It would be racism. You can slice this in no other way. Zionism is racist.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or, he can fuck off and we can go back to not being told what to do by pale weirdos who can’t function in normal society.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can the Guardian do an article on the best way to clean big wooden salad bowls and the tongs they come with? The world is in a remarkably steady place right now, so we can do some real gentle journalism.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liverpool, according to the BBC gossip site, are interested in Murillo. So the team with Virgil, Ronnie, JJ, Leoni, Gomez, Ndukwe, Ndiaye, first dibs on Quansah - are looking at buying a centre back.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many appreciates.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I must have blocked that from my memory.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, NeverEndingStory and the Horse. Fuck me regardless. That ruined me.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d love to be part of the meeting that okay’d Watership Down. It’s traumatic visually and then Bright Eyes comes on and your soul is effected irreparably. I’m not sure a similar film could be made today at not be an 18/R
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blade. Blood nightclub.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gary
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Skwawkbox @skwawkbox.org · 04/10/2026
Country star Zach Bryan wears ‘Free Palestine’ for concert at billionaire’s Gillette stadium...
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Country star Zach Bryan wears 'Free Palestine' for concert at billionaire's Gillette stadium
Zach Bryan didn't ask Kraft, he simply appeared on stage wearing the shirt — while his guitarist and drummer wore Palestine football shirts
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who are Trump voters are absolutely comfortable voting for a racist, rapist pedophile who is locking kids in cages and brutalising entire swathes of the population. There can be no middle ground with racists. Would you want to establish the middle ground with a rapist?
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Q. What do you call a dinosaur who doesn’t find racism or pedophiles or rape to be a deal breaker in a Presidential candidate? A. a MAGAladon.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just had a little look at the fixtures. This time next week we will be just ending the first half against City. We can do it everyone, we are nearly there. Thank the Lordy.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
….Trump and his ilk is new. Bondi arriving at a senate hearing with a book full of pre-planned insults for the senators was new. Patel flat out refusing to engage and just impugning the speakers seems new. I don’t think either Bush would accept their cabinet acting that way.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Possibly. Nixon resigned. He wasn’t fired, he chose to resign. The rules of the game at that time worked in a way that he accepted. JD Vance boasted Watergate would make the news for 30 minutes now. That level of arrogance & security, the outright abuse of the dignity you used to see from…..
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s like a teacher saying to a school bully “you’re in time out buddy” and the bully steals the teachers lunch and goes right on back to bullying. All the hand ringing and procedures thrown at him won’t work because there is no substance to the threats levelled at him.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A really unpleasant truth is that Trump and his ilk pushed the boundaries and found that senate hearings and impeachment only actually works if both sides agree that it works. When Trump pushed at those boundaries he found the U.S. institutions to be absolutely toothless.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie Noted should form a detective agency with Noah Vale.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got to be honest I am distinctly unimpressed by him. I’m really warming to Alex Scott, he’s champion.
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I imagine most clubs are already looking at who they can pick up in the fire sale. I’d be looking at Gvardiol personally. Maybe even the keeper.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impeach his ass 👇
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
C/B
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Dave Almighty @dave-almighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I preferred the odious fat prick when he was DangerMouses assistant.
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