Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 8hI lost the blurays to the divorce but I won anyways bcs this release is cooler hehehehe 000
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Broke my month long tolerance break bcs im in Amsterdam (duh) and bitch i love this shit 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Coworker possibly getting me sick before I get to kiss my two cuties as well as my trip.... im going to kill him.... 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yearned so hard it fully manifestedstatic.klipy.comMocha and Milk KissingALT: Mocha and Milk Kissing 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Texting a boy i like a little too much while listening to Deja Entendu is soooooo highschool of me but damn do I feel fucking alive 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Its not a myth austin gays rlly don't wear deodorant ☠️☠️☠️ 060
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had a great first date until he got weird and jealous in the literal last 15 mins of it.... fuck maybe Gemini's ARE the problem 141
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Straight clubs are literally so fucking boring im out here doing the 5 4 3 2 1 grounding method for shits and giggles 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Idk how many times it happens listening to Crank at the club is ALWAYS spiritual 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Bought Julia Wolf tix for Austin.... WILL be douched and dangerous for the show idc 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My wallet is SOOOOO lucky I love swimming too much to splurge on tattoos during these hotter months where I NEED to be in the pool 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Letting my hookup use my restroom totally forgetting I have mermaid barbies all around the bathtub LOL Its a good way to weed out the weak 190
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This post actually makes me L O L bcs we broke up like 3 days later LMFAOOOOOO bestie and I are for lifers tho that's set in stone 4 ever 061
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Gonna be so real and vulnerable.... need my prostate to be treated like a rage room rn 391
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026How does mistr know this is exactly how you get me to listen.... lol 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026No actually I do think the bastarda shouldve never gotten dragons sorry 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I want to pull a Tori Spelling so bad (could mean anything yet nothing positive) 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I want to pull a Tori Spelling so bad (could mean anything yet nothing positive) 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I have over an hour b4 i have to leave for work and all my self maintenance is done including a jerk off so im just twiddling my thumbs until im late af 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Do I look to stoned to post on main (i love my little girl) 0110
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bestie filed for divorce today ❣️🎉 Now we just need the bitch ex to die! 🫶🏼 not jk 050
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Chugged my coffee this am and then everything started going wrong in a way that my already on edge spirit is like..... about to implode from 021
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Lena today:static.klipy.comThe Grinch's Sinister Evolving GrinALT: The Grinch's Sinister Evolving Grin 000
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"Hairy pens thread" and they were basically waxed lmfao 250
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Threw out soooooo many promotional company "swag" items i feel so light and free 040
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Answered my sister's FaceTime thinking it was going to be all haha & hehe's.... bitch everyone on the screen was sobbing what the fuck did i walk into 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Best friend (Aquarius), boyfriend (Gemini), and I (Libra) all living together has been so harmonious... our home is like a literal air temple 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Jumping out of my skin levels of excitement to be stoned at the pool rn which is funny bcs im too amped up 2 relax 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My favorite part about cleaning the collection is letting them gleam in the sun hehe (they never get this bcs in scared of sun damage LOL) 050
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Morning started off kinda annoying #momlife but boyfie is making me coffee and then im gonna jerk it b4 heading to the poolstatic.klipy.comLizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made OfALT: Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made Of 040
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I think if I looked like Madison Beer I'd actually go into psychosis.... like I couldnt handle it 130
Reposted by Carlitos💫it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 19/06/2026In the same vein 2794
Reposted by Carlitos💫Wor$t Meat in America @undeadmeat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This is your sign to NOT shave your body hair no matter what the slippery little hairless eels try to tell you. 011
Reposted by Carlitos💫Wor$t Meat in America @undeadmeat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The way I regularly once a year do the same thing when I trim my bush I’m like let’s keep this going and then I miss my happy trail and hairy tummy the way you miss a dead twin. 111
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Had a little crash out bcs of the heat and thought trimmings would help..??? But then I did too much LOL sksksksks 3161
Reposted by Carlitos💫pinoy joy boy @faggotfantasy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Mikuru Confronts Calamity, oil on canvas 0368
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Im the type of stoned where I need a padlock on the fridge 170
Reposted by Carlitos💫jam @socialistboat.dad · 20/02/2025I think Mexican food is the best food on the planet. It's so good even the lesser forms of it are still extremely good. Thank you Mexico for all you've done for us we absolutely don't deserve you 322241
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Hotel management got me coffee as a thank you for completing a horrific favor for them..... the coffee sucks lowkey so now im at a physical and emotional loss 040
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Iconic by mistake has shifted my life in ways I never could've expected 110
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Whichever afggot is in charge of the aux is elevating this already stellar happy hour haul 030
