Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 10hI lost the blurays to the divorce but I won anyways bcs this release is cooler hehehehe 000
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Broke my month long tolerance break bcs im in Amsterdam (duh) and bitch i love this shit 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Coworker possibly getting me sick before I get to kiss my two cuties as well as my trip.... im going to kill him.... 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yearned so hard it fully manifestedstatic.klipy.comMocha and Milk KissingALT: Mocha and Milk Kissing 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Texting a boy i like a little too much while listening to Deja Entendu is soooooo highschool of me but damn do I feel fucking alive 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Its not a myth austin gays rlly don't wear deodorant ☠️☠️☠️ 060
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had a great first date until he got weird and jealous in the literal last 15 mins of it.... fuck maybe Gemini's ARE the problem 141
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Straight clubs are literally so fucking boring im out here doing the 5 4 3 2 1 grounding method for shits and giggles 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Idk how many times it happens listening to Crank at the club is ALWAYS spiritual 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Bought Julia Wolf tix for Austin.... WILL be douched and dangerous for the show idc 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My wallet is SOOOOO lucky I love swimming too much to splurge on tattoos during these hotter months where I NEED to be in the pool 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026He was super nice and chill tho, it was just the optics that made me laugh 040
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Letting my hookup use my restroom totally forgetting I have mermaid barbies all around the bathtub LOL Its a good way to weed out the weak 190
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This post actually makes me L O L bcs we broke up like 3 days later LMFAOOOOOO bestie and I are for lifers tho that's set in stone 4 ever 061
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Gonna be so real and vulnerable.... need my prostate to be treated like a rage room rn 391
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026How does mistr know this is exactly how you get me to listen.... lol 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026No actually I do think the bastarda shouldve never gotten dragons sorry 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I want to pull a Tori Spelling so bad (could mean anything yet nothing positive) 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I want to pull a Tori Spelling so bad (could mean anything yet nothing positive) 010
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I have over an hour b4 i have to leave for work and all my self maintenance is done including a jerk off so im just twiddling my thumbs until im late af 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Do I look to stoned to post on main (i love my little girl) 0110
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bestie filed for divorce today ❣️🎉 Now we just need the bitch ex to die! 🫶🏼 not jk 050
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Chugged my coffee this am and then everything started going wrong in a way that my already on edge spirit is like..... about to implode from 021
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Lena today:static.klipy.comThe Grinch's Sinister Evolving GrinALT: The Grinch's Sinister Evolving Grin 000
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"Hairy pens thread" and they were basically waxed lmfao 250
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Threw out soooooo many promotional company "swag" items i feel so light and free 040
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Answered my sister's FaceTime thinking it was going to be all haha & hehe's.... bitch everyone on the screen was sobbing what the fuck did i walk into 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Best friend (Aquarius), boyfriend (Gemini), and I (Libra) all living together has been so harmonious... our home is like a literal air temple 030
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Jumping out of my skin levels of excitement to be stoned at the pool rn which is funny bcs im too amped up 2 relax 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My favorite part about cleaning the collection is letting them gleam in the sun hehe (they never get this bcs in scared of sun damage LOL) 050
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Morning started off kinda annoying #momlife but boyfie is making me coffee and then im gonna jerk it b4 heading to the poolstatic.klipy.comLizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made OfALT: Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - This Is What Dreams Are Made Of 040
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I think if I looked like Madison Beer I'd actually go into psychosis.... like I couldnt handle it 130
Reposted by Carlitos💫it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 19/06/2026In the same vein 2794
Reposted by Carlitos💫Wor$t Meat in America @undeadmeat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This is your sign to NOT shave your body hair no matter what the slippery little hairless eels try to tell you. 011
Reposted by Carlitos💫Wor$t Meat in America @undeadmeat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The way I regularly once a year do the same thing when I trim my bush I’m like let’s keep this going and then I miss my happy trail and hairy tummy the way you miss a dead twin. 111
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This website autocensoring my pic literally felt like 020
Carlitos💫 @datscooltoo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I miss my happy trail so fucking much bro what have I done.... 120
