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Das Janssen

@dasjanssen.bsky.social
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he, him, his Don't worry; I'm not anyone important. SF, Silly Watercolors, Cats, Phenomenology/Gender Profile: Old picture of me grinning while a hand touches my first beard hairs. Background: A silly watercolor of white flowers on a yellow background.

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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gave me an earworm! youtu.be/pRJmsTmxGko?...
youtu.be
It's Sopwith Camel Time
YouTube video by The Royal Guardsmen - Topic
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Strawberries
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@hntdove.bsky.social , you and @brianbilston.bsky.social are still in good birthday company. Happy Happy Birthday to you both!
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Best wishes to your Momb!
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just like when George waits until I've sifted the box to go.
A completely innocent orange and white cat receives pets.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My monkeys? My circus? Oh, crap.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trepanation is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about trepanation and start finding the ways that trepanation can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's not Dade's fault, Gonzo. It's capitalism' fault.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Breakfast at Waffle House
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can we know details, please?
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Virginia Beach Terrible place to grow up queer.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Such ginormous thompers must require lots of bathing!
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I do, but not till May. My momb turns 90 then. Will you fly me to her in your hellocobber?
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Brilliant.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The Confessions of Young Nerd
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You're so brave! Do you have any tips? (I get stage fright.)
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Proposed motto for 2026
The eyes, ears, and horns of a dragon peep out from behind a sign that says, "Do it scared."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT. Trump’s “Board of Peace.”
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wishing Laura a speedy recovery. Here, have a Bingo card!
A farsical bingo card for the SOTU tonight.  

EXAMPLES:
Trump falls
Trump slurs his words
Trump mocks affordability
Trump threatens to make another country the 51st state
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 25/02/2026
Keep fighting
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yep. Anyone doubting our guilt in this should google how many gun stores there are in Mexico.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Habby Caturday!
A winter Saturday with one cat napping on a radiator and another napping on a yellow couch.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
First rule of self-publishing: If there's not already a market for your book, create one.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Thanks, Chuck. I needed that.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That's a grasceful tail!
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Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Also, here’s a beautiful read: www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
closertotheedge.net
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Thank you. I needed that. And I'm looking forward to reading the story.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My pedantry kicked in and I looked up zoos in Greenland. You're right; they don't even have zoo penguins! Because they don't have any zoos.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Stonekettle Station responds to a propaganda image of Trump and an American flag-carrying penguin walking toward mountains flying the flag of Greenland, 

"As a retired intelligence officer and now a professional wildlife photographer, I have analyzed thousands of images. Folks, that's not a penguin. It's not AI or photoshop. I mean, look at the footprints. It might be difficult for the uninitiated to see from this angle, but as a professional I can tell from the pixels: that's Greg Bovino in a Nazi trench coat."
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gonzo, have you ever menaced Ludo from the hello cobber shelf while unauthorizedly nood?
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Both beautiful! Here are my girls, asking for first dinner. George weighs twice as much as Tes, but Tes is still the boss (bully).
An orage and white cat and a dark tabby on a rug.  The orange and white cat is twice as big as the dark tabby cat.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Oh, no! That stinks.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I love how happy and relaxed the kids look.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think we can trust the professor to know her students and her field.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Crimb Spreee!
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Your behaviores are as good as your looks!
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Text on a green ombre background informing me that my 2026 word is "prosperous."
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
How about "schemes?"
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happier New Year!
A row of porta-potties on fire.  Caption says, "if 2025 were a scented candle."
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Looks like Dade's legs are thoroughly scent-marked.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The best scene of the movie got deleted. Here it is, for anyone interested. (It can be pretty much a self-contained short film.) youtu.be/5dvXsHSL21A?...
youtu.be
LOVE ACTUALLY - Deleted Scene- The Principal's Office
YouTube video by jacqsprat64
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Seasons Greetings, Gonzo!
Piles of herbs and spices say hello.

methlaboratories: seaons greetings
thebootydiaries: god damn it
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
An orange and white cat peeks around a shower curtain when interrupted while drinking water from the bowl in the bathtub.
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A dark tabby sits loaf style on a red puffer vest that is now a cat bed upon a leather chair with orange and maroon cushions
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My, what long, festive whiskers you have!
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
How can we make it harder for him?
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Das Janssen @dasjanssen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Thank you so much for sharing them with us.
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