Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never forget the reason for the season: Dracula 150
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I turn 37 tomorrow! Whoa! Old! Folks it’s been a YEAR but I’ve been getting through it! Happy to report that after months of staying with VERY kind friends I have finally found a place of my own and I move in next weekend. If you wanna help with moving costs venmo.com/u/DashKwiatk... 130
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know this isn’t the important part of any of this but ed sheeran has the worst tattoos of maybe any living human 010
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How many E.T. the Extraterrestrials do you think it would take to beat you in a fist fight 220
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔 18974524073
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026man it's fucked up that the race is called "Yoda's Species" but like Yaddle is an active member of the Jedi Council at the same time as Yoda. 030
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Stepping into my birthday month with a nifty $2k in medical debt from two ER visits I had to do because of covid. If anyone wants to venmo me @DashKwiatkowski that would be swell. 123
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hal Jordan isn’t even top 5 Green Lanterns from earth 020
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think if you’re hanging dong that’s the only thing anyone fighting you is gonna be talking about or aiming at with their big weapons 000
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Like you’re fighting Albert Wesker and you hit him with the big weapon but it doesn’t affect him and he just looks at you and then he pulls his little butt out 010
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There is no meaningful electoral Left/progressive or socialist insurgency until these officials start actively calling out and demanding removal of Hakeem Jeffries; most of all he stands athwart any motion against Israel, but he supports ICE and opposes all universal programs. He has to be a target 27822
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiMondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 30/08/2026READ: The establishment debate over Hasan Piker isn't just about a streamer, it’s a proxy war over Palestine’s growing power in progressive politics. Why the push to exile him proves the center has already lost the argument: mondoweiss.net/2026/04/the-...mondoweiss.netThe Democratic Party debate over Hasan Piker is really a fight over Palestine’s new place in U.S. politicsThe moral panic over Hasan Piker’s involvement with the Democratic Party is really about Palestine’s growing influence in U.S. politics. While Israel supporters might want to ban him and Palestine… 16216
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You ever stop and think about the Hooburrito 000
Reposted by Dash Kwiatkowskiwint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs 10378341000
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Do we think guys who sell a bunch of watches out of a trench coat hate flashers for giving them a bad rep 110
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Terminator but Skynet is Gen ai so instead of killing Sarah Connor the T-100 goes back in time and just immediately starts mass-producing underage pornography 010
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ohhhh what's the deal with tom king I don't know much about him. 101
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiDemocracy Now! @democracynow.org · 17/08/2026“They’re Fascists”: Silicon Valley Journalist Gil Durán on “The Nerd Reich” Takeover of U.S. Politics www.democracynow.org/2026/8/17/they…democracynow.org“They're Fascists”: Silicon Valley Journalist Gil Durán on “The Nerd Reich” Takeover of U.S. PoliticsPt. 2 of our interview with Gil Durán, author of the new book, The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy. 15486186
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I imagine there are still enough losers cutting them fundraising checks based on their “not a Republican” identity 010
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I just feel like "real humans like harry potter" is a WEIRD plot point for your show with dangerous shape-shifting aliens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 130
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026man maybe I'm just paranoid because everything is so anti-trans rn but Hal Jordan figuring out that someone is a dangerous shape-shifting alien who is pretending to be human by quizzing them on harry potter feels ROUGH 140
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Life is short change your last name to "Dracula." 140
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Continuing to hand money to a force that wantonly murders people and faces little to no consequence for it is actually the radical position. Taking the funding away from this force is the common sense position. You disagree because you’re a racist raised by racists. 020
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If you’re ever in a lab working on any sort of genetic monster or anything make sure you don’t ever look at someone and say like “magnificent isn’t she?” Because that one hundo gets you eaten 020
Reposted by Dash Kwiatkowskimady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️ @mady.cat · 08/08/2026Nazis are using Nazi tactics to put trans kids (and adults) in danger 3729289
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Autocorrect made me accidentally say “Hatsune Mike” and now I need someone to draw him. 010
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Are we at a place where we can admit that band Ghost makes boring dad rock or 010
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiClaudia: alt text please 😩 @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026 41088233
Reposted by Dash Kwiatkowskigwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 02/08/2026when its the other person with the bad take 0745
Reposted by Dash Kwiatkowskigwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 02/08/2026I'm proud of trans people 128041
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/08/2026if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid 42441458
Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It is objectively correct to mask indoors. It is objectively correct to be against generative ai. It is objectively correct to want a free Palestine. It is objectively correct to protect trans kids. People who pretend to be on “your side” will fight you on these because they are liars. 020
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wow, I got blocked by a bunch of people the last few days, I wonder what—Oh! Right! I made jokes about two famous Very Special Softmen! I'm surprised they let me live, honestly. 1351
Reposted by Dash KwiatkowskiAl Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 02/08/2026Pro-Israel group unleashes its spending power to help elect Haley Stevens to US Senate against progressive doctor.aljazeera.comHow much has AIPAC spent against Michigan's Abdul El-Sayed? And why?Pro-Israel group unleashes its spending power to help elect Haley Stevens to US Senate against progressive doctor. 713965