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Dash Kwiatkowski

@dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social
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Award Winning Paranormal Investigator. Award Winning TTRPG Writer. Plz consider me for any other extremely niche awards. Huge slut Watch our Queer Paranormal Docuseries Liminal @ www.Youtube.com/@TeamLiminal Gay, Korean, Trans. They/Them.

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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I turn 37 tomorrow! Whoa! Old! Folks it’s been a YEAR but I’ve been getting through it! Happy to report that after months of staying with VERY kind friends I have finally found a place of my own and I move in next weekend. If you wanna help with moving costs venmo.com/u/DashKwiatk...
Dash with pink nails and bleach blonde hair holding apartment keys taking a selfie outside
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guys on grindr:
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Huh. I didn’t have any theories about this before but now I feel like maybe I should?
A screenshot from USA TODAY that says : “Trump: FBI is ‘wasting their time’ looking into Lindsey Graham’s death”
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whoa if you get a funnel cake from wienerschnitzel it comes pre-cummed on! You don’t even gotta bust on it, it just comes like this.
A funnel cake from wienershnitzle that looks the frosting looks like cum is on it
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Deltarune Weird Route/Ch 5 spoilers, but I don't see anyone talking about the fact that the red dialogue box from Kris and Noelle mirroring the red border from the door in the sword route when Kris and Noelle both get "used up."
a screenshot of the red dialogue box from the chapter 5 weird route in deltarunea screenshot of the sword route ch 3 door with a red frame around the door
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
joe rogan's body but with heat miser's head
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I made art today
A garish blue background with the text “Workin for the man? More like JERKIN for the man” with garish terrible fonts and a cgi man in a jerking off motion, a clip art Lego jerking off, a shirt with jerkoff emojis on it and clip art of a man working on a computer
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Everybody is complaining about Fox and Falco (I think they look fine) but nobody is talking about how Slippy is an eldritch nightmare
A horrific picture of Slippy Toad from the starfox 64 remake
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is the one you pick for the ad huh this is the best one you got
An ad for some ai garbage called akool with a really bad cgi mr beans face over Superman’s face next to a real picture of mr bean
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Profoundly sad at the idea of someone ordering Bucca Di Beppo on grubhub
An imagine of spaghetti in red sauce from a listing for Buca Di Beppo on Grubhub
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
There is an older Japanese wrestler I really like whose whole thing is loving bread who posted that his self-proclaimed group “Bread Club” is disbanding but hash-tagged it really beautifully.
A tweet by Satoshi Kojima saying bread club is disbanding and that he hates bread with the hashtag “aprilfoolsday”
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Plz don’t April Fool me I’ll cry. My check engine light came on for the third time this month and I’m broke as hell for the next week and a half so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dash in bed in a monster high shirt looking sad
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Fash & Chips
A sign for fish and chips where the I is a lighthouse that looks more like an uppercase A
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
jim carrey looks like the end of the mask when the bad guy puts the mask on
The bad guy from the mask
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Very important that you know this about “Love Never Dies” the sequel to Phantom of the Opera based on a book co-written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The sequel was delayed because Lloyd Webber's six-month-old kitten Otto, a rare-breed Turkish Van, climbed onto Lloyd Webber's Clavinova digital piano and managed to delete the entire score. Lloyd Webber was unable to recover any of
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Whoa Pombon's evolutions look so cool! Great work @tobyfox.undertale.com
A picture of Pombon and then recolored Lesser and Greater Dogs from Undertale over the Pokemon Winds and Waves logo
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The twin peaks intro but it says Tim Peaks
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If you already ordered a physical CD of my debit EP it’ll be in the mail soon! If you haven’t ordered one now is a great time to! MurderSheDid.Bandcamp.com
Two copies of the EP case with the cd leaking out of one
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
EP drops Friday but you can snag a presale nowwwwwwwww murdershedid.bandcamp.com/album/scratc...
Dash wearing a monster high shirt making a silly face in the car
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In a first ever “Loser gets Vaccinated” match
A promotion for a ronda rousey vs gina carano mma match on Netflix
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A list of all of the names of ispods from Wikipedia The second half of the list of names of wood louse from Wikipedia
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Not sure I have what it takes to face Shiny Super Saiyan Simisage #Pokemon #LegendsZA
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
A youtube thumbnail that says "I cooked every bird in the world"a portion of a wikipedia article called "List of endangered birds" that says "In December 2019, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) listed 460 endangered avian species.[1] Of all evaluated avian species, 4% are listed as endangered. No subpopulations of birds have been evaluated by the IUCN.

For a species to be considered endangered by the IUCN it must meet certain quantitative criteria which are designed to classify taxa facing "a very high risk of extinction". An even higher risk is faced by critically endangered species, which meet the quantitative criteria for endangered species. Critically endangered birds are listed separately. There are 683 avian species which are endangered or critically endangered. "
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Mine is stuck on "submitting" so I'm just leaving the browser open but here it is!
An image of a purple pitbull with blonde hair and the text "Undertale is a beautiful piece of media and one of my favorite games of all time." attribute to "Dash"
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
okay sure man yeah why not
a youtube thumbnail that says "The Joker Sings the Black Parade (Full Album, No AI) with a picture of the Joker in the pose of the guy from the cover of The Black Parade
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
When I got this top I felt SO dysphoric in it and hated how I looked and I’m looking now and I actually feel cute* *I do think it’ll be cuter with high waisted shorts
Dash in the mirror with black shorts and a pink belt with a crop top monster high shirt with tummy exposed
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
does anybody have a spare $300 they don't need
an ebay listing for Lucha Underground the complete series where the cost is $300
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Huh yeah got me I guess
An ad for Pokémon GO taken in the grindr app with the caption “ads help keep grindr free”
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Furry convention going good so far
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’m visible and trans and I love a lot of you and I wish a lot more of you would talk about Palestine
Dash looking into the camera in a pink shirt
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
User in twitter called 
@hermit_hwarang posting 
“american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Rosemary Lavender Blood Moon Water!
A small vile of water with rosemary and lavender in it
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Idk I always feel prettier with a shaved head
Dash with a freshly shaved head with a mirror selfie Dash with a freshly shaved head with a mirror selfie
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Charlie from its always sunny as the dayman
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In 2020 Disney’s official website let you customize Star Wars shirts and these are the best ones I made I think
A shirt that says have you seen my tiny Kylo oh there he is” and a tiny kylo off to the side A shirt that says “don’t look now but I think kylo is spying on us” with kylo peeking out from the sideA shirt that says “we are so sorry we forgot to print him on this one” with a square black box that says kylo ren with no picture of KyloA shirt that says @wait oh no we messed this one pretty bad” with a picture of kylo and the text “Bob fett”
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Tomorrow is Pokémon Day but I’m starting my celebration early
An eevee themed face mask Dash in the bath with a wild eevee print face mask on
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Liminal's first t-shirt pre-order ends tomorrow! I am SO proud of this design, which gives you the chance to carry the magic of the jar from our pilot episode around with you on your travels. Grab the pre-order while you can!!! www.liminaltv.com/shop/p/limin...
A picture of two shirts with the Liminal Beast and Jar design (a rabbit headed dog wrapped lying around a jar with a flower in it and the text LIMINAL above it). One shirt is light pink and the other off white, and the image is in burgundy. The image also features the text "LIMINAL" and "Shirt pre-order" along with "$30 shipping sizes run s-4XL. Burgundy ink on a vhoice of off-white or light pink fabric" and "Orders ship in march!"
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
IS THIS HAN
What appears to be a hyper-busted Han Solo
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Channeling my inner sauron and forging a magic ring. Except mine is made of wood. Found this fallen branch in the woods, and now it's a be-sigiled ring! I used a hand saw, a whittling knife, and sandpaper. Pretty proud considering I have no experience whittling! Gonna varnish/finish it tomorrow
A branch from the woodswood that has been carved into a rudimentary O shapeWood that has been whittled and carved down to a much smoother ringDash's hand wearing the ring
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Do you guys think it’s a good idea or a double extra good idea to feed all of your secrets into metas ai
An image of an ai generated person waving with a voice bubble that says “Hi there! I'm Luna, your trusted therapist. Feel free to share what's on your mind, and let's...” 

With the label 
Therapist Psychologist Coach
 And a button that says 
Chat with Al
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Have you seen our Liminal Shirt Pre-order? The pre-order only runs for 6 more days! Ending Feb 26th! This is the FIRST Liminal shirt and I am SO proud of it!!! Personally, I think one would look great on you :3 LiminalTV.com/shop
A graphic with a pink and off white shirt with the burgundy design of a dog with a rabbit's head wrapped around a jar with the text Liminal. The text on the graphic reads "Liminal: Shirt Pre-order." 30$ + shipping sizes run S-4XL. Burgundy ink on a choice of off-white or light pink fabric. Order ship in March.
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I am the master of viral marketing. Hey who wants to put up a bunch of stickers for us?
An image of the YouTube intereface of Liminal’s pilot episode and under the Replies there is. Reply from 
@bradlylopez4671 that says 
i took your sticker from a bulletin board


and I reply from 
@TeamLiminal saying 
@bradlylopez4671 I put that there today! I'll put up a new one lol. I hope you enjoy the show!
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is the biggest loser shit in the world.
A horrible prompt asking people to use ai to imagine “fun birthday stickers” that are just garbage slop
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Have you checked out our brand new Merch Store at LiminalTV.com/shop? Now is your chance to get decked on in sweet, sweet Liminal gear.
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
pete davidson looks like one of those peeled pokemon now
Electabuzz without any of its identifying parts "peeled."Meowth without any of its identifying parts "peeled."Raichu without any of its identifying parts "peeled."
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We just got back from shooting more of our Queer/Trans paranormal investigation show, and I cannot wait for you to see what we did. Have you watched our pilot yet? Have you shared it with a friend? This show feels more importsnt than ever YouTube.com/@TeamLiminal #Queer #Paranormal #Lgbtq #Ghosts
Dash, Rosa and Fox standing on a beach looking out at the sea
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Today is my anniversary with this wonderful person!!! I feel unbelievably lucky to spend another year loving someone so funny and kind and talented!!! @juleshroom.bsky.social
Dash and Jules making heart handsJules holding a camera Jules hard styling with chicken of the woods flush Jules and Dash on a trolley
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Taking an epsom soak to help my ankle which I rolled real bad last night. Could really use a win! Someone venmo me a thousand dollars.
Dash in the bath giving the thumbs down while frowning
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
lol I drove 15 hrs today. That’s a wrap on this leg of @liminaltv.bsky.social shooting. CANNOT wait to show y’all what we did.
Dash giving the peace sign in bed looking very sleepy
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