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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 15m

Big news, gents: the Heinz website is currently offering a free 400ml Light Mayo when you spend £20

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 2h

This is an awful looking skin, but the completely unnecessary tactical tummy window did get a laugh

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 06/10/2026

this is how i look irl if u even care

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 05/10/2026

next level twink tech in AION 2

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 30/09/2026

on that captain price drip

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 28/09/2026

the new free Black Ops 7 bundle is fire

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 27/09/2026

Will probably change by tomorrow, but here are my 9 games

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 24/09/2026

me seeing a guy sitting in the row in front of me start trying to smoke in the middle of my already massively delayed flight

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 21/09/2026

British supermarkets are operating on a level of lunch time innovation simply impossible to achieve in any other nation

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 20/09/2026

this is my full Resident Evil review

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 20/09/2026

they literally already made the movie these people want to see btw (obviously it's awful)

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 19/09/2026

Still sad this album has been completely nuked from every streaming service because it has BY FAR the best cover of the Cutie Honey theme

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 17/09/2026

they let me write anything atp

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 16/09/2026

All part of his plan...

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 16/09/2026

Fire Emblem looks good and all but I am steadfastly resisting to keep my calendar CLEAR for the 13th of November

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 15/09/2026

If FuRyu has a million fans, then I am one of them. If FuRyu has ten fans, then I am one of them. If FuRyu has only one fan then that is me. If FuRyu has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against FuRyu, then I am against the world.

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 14/09/2026

people were really mad when I (correctly and immediately) identified this at launch

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 14/09/2026

Do you like my new phone

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 10/09/2026

absolutely destroyed him

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 10/09/2026

nobody is ready to admit this is the best Mario Kart game

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 10/09/2026

This watch LOVES UV light apparently

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 09/09/2026

Black Ops 7 continues to have the best battle pass skins of any recent Call of Duty - first game in years where I genuinely want the cosmetics lol

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 08/09/2026

BREAKING: NVIDIA debuts new DLSS 5 demo

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 08/09/2026

I thought all the card art in this game was edited stock images (or maybe even polished up AI), then went to the developer's socials and found a BTS video showing them painstakingly dressing random British people in Aliexpress-tier fetish wear for photoshoots. Proof artistry is NOT dead.