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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 17h

applying as we speak

dash. @dashiellwood.com · 01/10/2026

anyone else remember when Autochess was a popular genre for like exactly 6 months

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 01/10/2026

that's so cool! congrats!!!

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 01/10/2026

Resident Evil Code Nivans

dash. @dashiellwood.com · 30/09/2026

on that captain price drip

dash. @dashiellwood.com · 29/09/2026

oomf said i look better letting my hair go curly... much to think about

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the new free Black Ops 7 bundle is fire

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It depends on your area a lot. A few chain cafes near me have them too now

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most supermarkets do now!

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 27/09/2026

I've played every one!

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Will probably change by tomorrow, but here are my 9 games

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 26/09/2026

the M40 is awesome because you get to go 70mph in a deserted left lane until you come up behind someone going 55mph in the middle of the completely empty road for no discernable reason, slown down to cross two entire lanes to overtake them and return to the left (this happens every 10-15 minutes)

dash. @dashiellwood.com · 24/09/2026

me seeing a guy sitting in the row in front of me start trying to smoke in the middle of my already massively delayed flight

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 21/09/2026

British supermarkets are operating on a level of lunch time innovation simply impossible to achieve in any other nation

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this is my full Resident Evil review

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buying anything day one in 2026 is actually a humiliation ritual

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wait so you're saying I SHOULDN'T have put my life savings in that wallet?

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it's good because I recognise it

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it does to some extent but I've still seen multiple people furious that like the Umbrella logo is never on screen lol

dash. @dashiellwood.com · 19/09/2026

they literally already made the movie these people want to see btw (obviously it's awful)

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Still sad this album has been completely nuked from every streaming service because it has BY FAR the best cover of the Cutie Honey theme

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 19/09/2026

gf has started calling me her "useless moid"

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ONE PR Studio @oneprstudio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A match made in racing heaven: #Umamusume Pretty Derby is the first video game to be the Official Event Partner of the MotoGP Motul Grand Prix of Japan 2026. Thanks @dashiellwood.com for sharing! See his @techradar.com report for what awaits spectators: www.techradar.com/gaming/mobil... #BestOPS

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Horse girls are officially coming to the MotoGP Japanese Grand Prix

Umamusume: Pretty Derby is coming to a major motorsport event in a new collaboration.

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 18/09/2026

T-shirt that says "Proud to be referenced on Grokipedia"

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 18/09/2026

"fan" reactions to the new Resident Evil movie suggest a lot of people's engagement with the franchise is purely aesthetic and boils down to clapping when things they recognise are on screen - which I guess explains why the truly dire second half of Requiem was so well received

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Caelyn @caelyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yeah, we're still in need of any assistance you can give. I'm sorry to keep spamming these, but things are really rough right now.

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 17/09/2026

I'm crying bro it literally looks like DLSS 5

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 17/09/2026

they let me write anything atp

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All part of his plan...

Annoyingly the digital game actually comes out at the end of October but NISA hates me specifically

Fire Emblem looks good and all but I am steadfastly resisting to keep my calendar CLEAR for the 13th of November

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All in a day's work. We actually ONLY score games after the 200 hour mark for the most informed possible verdicts.

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 15/09/2026

many oomfs will love this game

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Editor's note: I of course already own Varlet on PS5 (imported from Japan at full price on launch day to support development) but I want to do a replay

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 15/09/2026

If FuRyu has a million fans, then I am one of them. If FuRyu has ten fans, then I am one of them. If FuRyu has only one fan then that is me. If FuRyu has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against FuRyu, then I am against the world.

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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 14/09/2026

You want people thinking "ah I've only got 15 minutes, I'll log in for some TDM" not "I've only got 15 minutes, that's not long enough to complete my missions so I'll play something else in that time"