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Dashiell Ward

@dashiellward.bsky.social
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One of those “bicoastal” types, he/him.

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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Does anyone in San Francisco have a case of Meursault they need to get rid of for free
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Denaminazoine di origine controllata
Luigi Mangione, donned in a bright orange Department of Corrections onesie, is guided to an aeroplane by two police officers. The onesie reads “DOC” on its back, evoking Italian wine labels boasting a designation of protected origin.
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Frantic commute down a scenic canal on London’s first sunny day in weeks. Hurriedly overtaking daytrippers while waddling on a cane. I’m important.
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just bought tix to Riga so I can see the Latvian Shen Yun
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/01/2025
i have decided in 2025 that i will let the old behaviors and patterns that ruled my life and made me miserable continue unabated
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Belt and Road? How about Frog and Toad? Joke with this frame TK
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’ve not seen snow in years
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Denaminazoine di origine controllata
Luigi Mangione, donned in a bright orange Department of Corrections onesie, is guided to an aeroplane by two police officers. The onesie reads “DOC” on its back, evoking Italian wine labels boasting a designation of protected origin.
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A mulled sherry called “Santa’s Sack”
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A contemplative Secretary of State called Antony Thinkin
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
G. Gordon Kitty
m.youtube.com
Cat Puts Out Candle
YouTube video by Waggle TV
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Horrified to discover that I live next to a “vegan black metal French bistro”
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
An offset spatula themed superhero
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Go go gadget heartburn
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Among the Highland delicacies, the Scots have a confection which they term ‘tablet,’ although it seems really to be a local adaptation of barfi (if boasting a grainier constitution). The locals take it with tea, or Scotch, and it is most agreeable in either setting.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I feel like a real nightmare for conservatives would be if we found Bigfoot but he was woke
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sadness is a sword; sympathy is a knife; satisfaction is a fork; surprise is a sauce spoon.
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you buy a bottle of current-vintage Barolo today, it should be ready to drink by the time they call CA-13.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/11/2024
i'm joining the war against undrinkability on the side of undrinkability
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
As we move into mulled wine season, it’s become harder for me to cleanly communicate, with my preferred language, that I am “considering” a bottle.
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Tried a cheeky transfer from District to Central Lines at Monument. I’m pretty sure RyanAir services shorter routes…
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Does anyone in London have a case of Meursault they need to get rid of for free
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
It’s all happening on BlueSky, the everything app
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Couldn’t have happened to nicer people www.nytimes.com/2024/10/14/b...
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Unsure as to whether the cane is making me appear more or less pretentious 1/9/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Hey BlueSky! Long time no chat. Sorry about that; there was an attempt on my life 10/8/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Pray for me 30/4/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
A. Blinken could totally have written Hard Days Night, but John Lennon and Paul McCartney could never have brought peace to the Middle East 4/3/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Good day, Blue Sky! 4/3/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
It's rosé weather
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
When it's 40 degrees out: "I'm sick of people treating rosé like a seasonal product, it's capable of the same complexity and grace as any other wine style." When it's 60 degrees out: "Oh my god, it's rosé weather"
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Only my loyal BlueSky followers get to know my true whereabouts
A BART train, captured from the perspective of an approaching passenger
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Haunted by the failures of TriMet, I shall be commuting by blimp for the remainder of the year 29/1/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Does anyone in Portland have a case of Meursault they need to get rid of for free for me please to give to me I want 22/1/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Flying the friendly skies today; thought I’d let all of you here on BlueSky know Xx 20/1/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Mezcal Bloody Mary save me Mezcal Bloody Mary Save me Mezcal Bloody Mary
Mezcal Bloody Mary
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
5/5 on the Cabernet Franc quiz I am untouchable 4/1/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Happy Blue Year 1/1/2024
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
So much for that “war on Christmas” 25/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Eating so much cassoulet you invent a new kind of heartburn 21/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Everyone wants rehab industrial park windows, nobody wants single pane heating bills 20/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Not sure what I’m going to do when I run out of that Soho House chapstick 12/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Direct messaging local grocers on Instagram to ask if they are yet stocking blood oranges 9/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
4/5 on the Cabernet Franc quiz this morning; off by 7% on hectares under vine of the grape in St. Emilion. Oh, cruel world 6/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Fromage de tête Fromage de tête recipe Fromage de tête recipe at home Fromage de tête recipe at home easy 1/12/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Apparently the Laisse Tomber guy is just the Wasenhaus guy’s brother? Nepo babies… 29/11/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Someone has donated to Ralph Nader's newspaper in my name 27/11/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Chicken liver? I hardly know 'er! 26.11.2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
If anyone wants a bottle of Tissot's Savagnin Amphore, uh, too bad! It's mine! Haha! 20/11/2023
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Dashiell Ward @dashiellward.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Out: Beaujolais Nouveau In: Cru Beaujolais, but also some Burgundy, and we do actually have some Nouveau, but it's from Oregon, and actually we have a white from Oregon too, and if you talk to the right people I think I might have mentioned that we have some Burgundy, and 17/11/2023
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