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The Boron Sheikh

@dasfuller.bsky.social

212 followers 459 following 2K posts

Former planetary scientist, now software engineer and all-around funny guy. Got two kids, two cats, and one saucy wife. Baltimore. 🇺🇸🇮🇷

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 5h

Get his ass, Verna!

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 7h

Just cleaning up around the house before the MLB lockout next year. archive.ph/k6MmK

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 21h

Catchers always be looking at the baseball in their hand.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 21h

Derek Jeter has only 4.7 sec of charisma at a time. That’s why these commercials only show him close in quick cuts and then linger over distant shots: they’re trying to stretch that 4.7 sec of charisma over a 30 sec commercial.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cute, but I prefer "Fuck 'em, they're cheaters."

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can no longer tell when Apple Music offers me a specific song because of my highly curated musical choices from over the years or my 9yo's garbage taste in dubstep.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I bet these guys won’t go 0-17.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I feel Tuesday vibes beginning to sublimate into reality.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How many miles a game do baseball umps walk?

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Otherwise it’s called “Con Diego”. Con Diego, California has a hell of a ring to it.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A town devoid of Diegos is called “Sans Diego.”

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LOOK AT IT

Screenshot of a Google Photos phone alert:

This beautiful world
Look at it

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Stop waiting for JHU to buy your bullshit and build out Greenmount Ave organically and locally like Harford Rd.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We lived on this corridor for 11 years, and it is 100% this one dude banking on Hopkins expanding its real estate holdings a few blocks east of Homewood. Which they’ll never do because their campus cops dont want/aren’t allowed to go out that far.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And that Gibbs touchdown just sealed the loss for my fantasy team this week.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

GOOD WINE, THAT DOESN'T STUPEFY,
That's served by someone pretty - who
Among the wise men of this world
Escapes the snares set by these two?

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The preacher told me, "Give up wine" - contempt was in the saying;
"Sure,
" I replied. Why should I listen to these
donkeys braying?
No, I won't do it.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Chris Farley: Shocked Reaction in Car

Alt: Chris Farley: Shocked Reaction in Car

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The smell of tomorrow morning’s coffee just time-traveled to my nose.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

static.klipy.com

The Ring: Samara's Creepy Crawl

Alt: The Ring: Samara's Creepy Crawl

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even with the volume muted, this video is still loud. youtu.be/1lI4PNgYeeA?...

YouTube video by Colin Harris

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

O God, I pray, give me
A wine that will not make
Me drunk and crapulous,
Or cause my head to ache.

The man who'd criticize
Hafez's poetry
Must have a brutal soul
Devoid of charity!

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Come, sheikh, and join in our
Carousing - you'll be given
A draught of wine that you
Won't ever find in heaven;

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Frame #72950 from S04 -E08 - Battle Duck-628202

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m imagining Mike Tomlin in his Steelers office when Aaron Rodgers comes barging in and Tomlin’s mind immediately going to his Minecraft build.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck yeah

كل وبرومى وكف ومعشوقه - كام است
WINE IN MY GLASS, AND ROSES IN MY ARMS,
my lover near me -
On such a day the world's great king would be my slave and fear me.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

NOT A METAPHOR

المنة تن كدوميكده بازاست
THANKS BE TO GOD NOW THAT THE WINE-SHOP DOOR
Is open, since it's there I'm heading for;
The jars are groaning with fermented wine,
With wine that's real, and not a metaphor,

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So take the laughing wine cup, raise it in your hand,
Caress your lover's curls, and say Hafez has spoken;
How many vows of abstinence the world has seen
So fervently affirmed, and - like Hafez's - broken.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hafez, just like us.

Final couplet of an English translation of a poem by Hafez:

Fate drags me to the wine-shop's door -
And though I turn and twist,
That's where I always finish up;
It's useless to resist.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love this

ソックス翻訳部
@SoxTranslator
Munetaka Murakami on how he deals with high pressure situations like the postseason:

"I think it’s important to just be honest with yourself about how you’re feeling in that moment. If you’re nervous, I don’t think you need to force yourself to not be nervous. And if you’re feeling the pressure, you don’t need to convince yourself that you’re not. What’s most important is to recognize and sort through those feelings, even while you’re out there on the field, and still be able to compete calmly. More than anything, I think it’s about trusting the preparation you’ve put in and everything you’ve experienced and fought through over the past year, and just continuing to do that without changing anything. That’s what I think is most important.”

#WhiteSox

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dentists are the car dealership owners of the medical profession.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bottom left text missed a real nice couplet by a single 's'.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keep ‘um

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wife telling me there’s a third Blippi.

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George Bush Classroom Visit

Alt: George Bush Classroom Visit

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was that Bearhead at a Bears game?

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mustache status: koobedeh restaurant supplies wholesaler.

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Zeno’s penalty: half the distance to the goal.”

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Matt Stafford is tied with Brett Favre for most pick-sixes? Uh oh, is Stafford a Gun Slinger?

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What kind of fucking score is this?

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wife: “I love this. The AL East will eat itself. I’m calling it now: Cleveland and Tampa Bay in the ALCS.”

The playoff field is set! See the final bracket

It came down to the wire, but the 2026 postseason field is now set. On the final day of the regular season, the Phillies clinched the third National League Wild Card spot with a 7-3 win over the Rays,...

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait, Neil Diamond??

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

you’re a grown man. it’s crazy you don’t have a headlamp

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wife: “Nigella Lawson eats like a snake eating a guinea pig.”

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wife: “Is this ‘Nailed It’?”

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wife: “They’ve run out of good bakers in England.”

The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sweet Christ on a crutch, the wikipedia page for Perl6 reads like PKD technochristian fan fiction. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raku_(p...

en.wikipedia.org

Raku (programming language) - Wikipedia

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hey what the fuck