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Darwin Woodka

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"The world tries to break everyone... but sometimes when it fails, it fails spectacularly" -- T Kingfisher, SwordHeart 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@darwinwoodka, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2m
ONE trick or treater! Yay!
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17m
And it's just started raining so probably zero chance of trick or treaters now. Ah well, more candy for us!
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 46m
Oh good, he's made it home!
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 47m
Almost the witching hour and hubs has not returned with the candy he is supposed to pick up. I'm just locking the door.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.bsky.social · 5h
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
White crowned sparrows own the neighborhood tonight. Nothing else around.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
I should probably not tell lady walking by that her dog is cuter than her baby should I
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@12thRITS waiting for some purple clouds and sky here. We live downhill from a west facing hill so rarely see the actual sunset
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@djwudi way to go!
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Michael Hanscom @djwudi.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
As of today (Friday Oct. 30) at 5 p.m.: - Almost 33% of the state's voters have returned their ballot. - King County is now at just over a 30% return rate. - Best/worst age groups are the same, but now at 58% and 13%, respectively. A few extra thoughts since we're about to hit the weekend, and […]
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
It is tweet o clock but we only have sparrow song tonight. Guess the other birds hunkered dow after the rain
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
This year Eddie can go as an actual dog ghost
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
RAIN!!!!!
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
Just yelled at a pumpkin starting up in my garden, "It's a LITTLE LATE, BUDDY!"
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
@gottalaff.bsky.social YES!!!
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 30/10/2026
2/ Deets:
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
@fatsam The Game
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
Terrible mistake to think they don't know all this. They're planning to kill the overwhelming majority of the human race and replace us with white collar AI and blue collar robots. All they're going to need you for is personal servants. (Which includes sex […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
@omgsidewalks:

I cannot wrap my head around the end game here. If you destroy the planet, crash the global economy, and leave ordinary people too broke to buy anything, what exactly are billionaires planning to do with all that money? Sit in underground bunkers, staring at bank balances while the world falls apart? Wealth is only valuable when there's a functioning society around it, so what exactly are they trying to win?
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/10/2026
What are the great successes of acquiescence, appeasement, talking oneself into inaction and obeying in advance? There must be a list of achievements for such a strategy, given how often it's recommended as savvy. Right? Right? For God's sake, get caught trying, what's the worst that could happen.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
@emptywheel.bsky.social I will simply be happy the more of these bastards we can get out, and I want EVERY GOPer voted out of office. The Trump revival has been awful in every way and these bastards need to PAY FOR IT
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/10/2026
I did this what may be a week but feels like a year ago: Which flip of a GOP seat, if it happens, will give you most joy? (CPR moved 12 more races towards the Dems today, including Spartz.)
Likely D (18)
17 Dem  1 Rep
CA-13
Gray
CA-45
Tran
IN-01
Mrvan
MI-08
McDonald Rivet
MN-02
OPEN (Craig)
NE-02
OPEN (Bacon)
NH-01
OPEN (Pappas)
NJ-09
Pou
NV-01
Titus
NV-03
Lee
NV-04
Horsford
NY-03
Suozzi
NY-04
Gillen
NY-19
Riley
OH-01
Landsman
OH-13
Sykes
TX-28
Cuellar
VA-07
Vindman
Lean D (18)
5 Dem  13 Rep
AZ-01
OPEN (Schweikert)
AZ-06
Ciscomani
CA-48
OPEN (Issa)
CO-08
Evans
FL-25
Moskowitz
IA-01
Miller-Meeks
IA-03
Nunn
NC-11
OPEN (Edwards)
NJ-07
Kean Jr.
NM-02
Vasquez
OH-09
Kaptur
PA-07
Mackenzie
PA-08
Bresnahan
PA-10
Perry
TX-34
Gonzalez
VA-02
Kiggans
WA-03
Perez
WI-03
Van Orden
Toss Up (18)
4 Dem  14 Rep
CA-22
Valadao
CO-05
Crank
FL-14
Castor
FL-22
OPEN (Frankel)
IA-02
OPEN (Hinson)
KY-06
OPEN (Barr)
MI-04
Huizenga
MI-07
Barrett
MI-10
OPEN (James)
MT-01
OPEN (Zinke)
NC-01
Davis
NY-17
Lawler
OH-07
Miller
PA-01
Fitzpatrick
SC-01
OPEN (Mace)
TX-35
OPEN (Casar)
TX-15
De La Cruz
VA-01
Wittman
Lean R (17)
3 Dem  14 Rep
AK-AL
Begich III
AL-02
Figures
AZ-02
Crane
CO-04
Boebert
FL-07
OPEN (Mills)
FL-09
Soto
FL-13
Luna
FL-27
Salazar
IN-05
Spartz
ME-02
OPEN (Golden)
MN-01
Finstad
NV-02
OPEN (Amodei)
NY-21
OPEN (Stefanik)
OH-10
Turner
OH-15
Carey
TX-23
VACANT
WI-01
Steil
Likely R (14)
1 Dem  13 Rep
AR-02
Hill
CO-03
Hurd
FL-16
OPEN (Buchanan)
KS-02
Schmidt
MO-02
Wagner
NC-03
Murphy
NC-05
Foxx
NC-09
Hudson
NC-13
Knott
NE-01
Flood
NJ-02
Van Drew
TX-09
OPEN (Green)
VA-05
McGuire
WA-05
Baumgartner
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
Going Home started and I burst into tears. Losing Tim Curry and now Patrick Stewart...
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
www.npr.org/2026/10/30/g-s1-146873/…
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
@cdarwin Blanche for Prison
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
@gottalaff.bsky.social Danny Sullivan
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Michael Hanscom @djwudi.tenforward.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2026
As of today (Thursday Oct. 29) at 5 p.m.: - Almost 30% of the state's voters have returned their ballot. - King County is now at just over a 27% return rate. - Best/worst age groups are the same, but now at 53% and 11%, respectively. If you haven't voted yet, please do. If you know people […]
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 29/10/2026
The Venn diagram of the people who refuse COVID19 vaccines and the people who will buy untested, unapproved injectible peptides from a compounding pharmacy is a perfect circle.
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 29/10/2026
The NYT reporter who did the Alaska hit piece did a long sympathetic story on rural white Republicans facing California Dems’ new House map. It barely mentions the many more new GOP gerrymanders—mostly targeting Black & Latino Dems—at the end. Many other examples, like this sexist portrayal of AOC
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They Wanted a Conservative State. They Might Get a Democratic Representative Instead.
The passage of Proposition 50, which redrew California's congressional map, means that all of the states conservative north is likely to be represented by Democrats.
By Kellen Browning
Reporting from the Sacramento Valley in
California
Dec. 26, 2025Tweet from Adam Wren quoting text from a New York Times that says:

"I think that, uh, this is such a, a — you know, I think that — this is a, um - this is of course, a, uh, a very longstanding, um, policy of the United States, " Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said," writes @Kellen_Browning, "before saying that the country should try to avoid reaching that point with China in the first place."

Context: The style guide says not to include every little “um” and “um” in quotations except in very particular cases. The NYT never includes them for Trump’s ramblings but added them for AOC to make her look dumb using sexist tropes.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com or given us the one we're all waiting for
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
Damn it. I’m gonna stop taking showers. Horrible things always happen while I’m taking a shower. Damn it. No […]
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@gottalaff.bsky.social trolling level: expert
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@mariannedhe.bsky.social FUCK BILLIONAIRES PASS 40
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Marianne Dhenin @mariannedhe.bsky.social · 29/10/2026
California's Prop 40 would generate revenue for healthcare. The billionaires that it would tax are fighting it tooth and nail. “We’re being outspent hand over fist,” a pro-Prop. 40 organizer told me. “They have the money, but we have the people that are willing to go out and talk to people.”
newsletter.mariannedhenin.com
California Is Home to 200 Billionaires. Organizers Say It’s Time to Tax Them.
If passed, California’s Proposition 40 would generate funding for health care, education, and food assistance programs.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 29/10/2026
Keep 'em coming. VOTE EARLY.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@0xabad1dea Is this... AI?
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@dell.bsky.social oh good thing my kids friends are posting it on the family discord then
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 29/10/2026
If the NYT can’t call this obviously illegal, they will never call anything Trump does illegal until there’s an actual indictment. Even when it’s plain as day.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 29/10/2026
ABC News- “A top general at the Pentagon was suddenly removed from his senior post earlier this week and has now retired Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia served in Joint Staff as the Joint Staff’s Director for Strategy, Plans & Policy, an important office, that handles long term strategic planning..”
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
Ok that's better
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com not going to mine. Still friends with the people I want to know and the rest are Maga losers
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
Brewers don't blow it again
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@Andres4NY nah
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
And have now waited an additional 40 minutes for the cardiologist. Did I mention they charge for parking here too?
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Lols now they are fucking up patients schedules for tomorrow because the echo tech doesn't want "a big gap in her schedule"
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Murkowski endorses Democrat in Alaska governor race Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska endorsed Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins in the state’s governor’s race Tuesday. “Our future is too important to be hamstrung by partisan divisions,” Murkowski said in a statement. “Alaska needs a […]
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Well don't see how I make a 1:00 appt with my cardiologist when they're 20 minutes late doing the echocardiogram.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 28/10/2026
Brazil should just cut off coffee exports to the US for two weeks. Then demand Trump send Flavio back.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/10/2026
The US periodically murders, without trial, people in boats that it has deemed to be involved in drug smuggling. Again: this is murder, plain and simple. There is no law, national or international, that can even pretend to justify it. The US has simply claimed the right to murder whoever it wants.
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U.S. military says 5 were killed by a strike on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the eastern Pacific
Trump has sought to justify the attacks by saying they stem the flow of drugs into the U.S., but critics have questioned the overall legality of the boat strikes as well as their effectiveness.
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Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 28/10/2026
Elyse Relford, a Kentucky woman, is suing Donald Trump for $1.3 million, according to her lawsuit Trump raped her at a Florida hotel around 1997 with Epstein present. #OpDeathEaters
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Elyse Relford sues Trump over alleged 1997 rape with Epstein present; separately sues Leon Black and Epstein’s estate
Elyse Relford is seeking $1.3 million in a lawsuit alleging Donald Trump raped her in 1997 while Jeffrey Epstein was present. She has separately sued Leon Black and Epstein’s estate.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Saw one of the GOP ads about how “hateful” liberals are last night, and am trying to reconcile this with the party who are fine with racist attacks on brown people in our streets, raping women and children, and don’t believe my kids should be allowed to exist. I don’t think we are the hateful ones.
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