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Darth Moz

@darthmoz.bsky.social
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I am he who is not you but instead is just myself. And before you get excited, I hate both US political parties. #OptimisticNihilist - We’re all screwed so let’s at least enjoy the ride.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also announced the public execution will be sponsored by Klennex and Gridr while live streamed on Pornhub.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fake news! Pete Hegseth actually lapped the other runners TWICE and is about to overtake them a third time!
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I’m late for work, boss. There was a cat-astrophic pileup on the basement steps this morning.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m still calling this period of war with Iran The Epstein Crusade.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey @aewontv.bsky.social. That was an absolutely beautiful tribute to PAC tonight. Thank you.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blue Oyster Cult: “History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla!”
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here is said match followed by his other scant Chikara appearances. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5T2...
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Every PAC Match in CHIKARA [supercut]
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agreed! A friend saw him at a show at ECW Arena and told me the next day, “You have to see this kid PAC. He doesn’t look like much, but damn he could fly.”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries... Sieg Heil, ya'll. #38Days 🌊
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
According to economist.com, Trumps’s current approval ratings are 35% approve, 60% disapprove, 5% not sure. That means, that if a MAGA supporter is in a crowd of 100 people, 34 people like him. The rest of us know he’s a fucking asshole.
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Know which way is up. Trusted daily reporting and news analysis. Make sense of politics, economics, business and technology with articles, podcasts and videos.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe Andrew Tate should say he has info on the Epstein Files so he can get moved to Club Fed….
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well Jesus did build Al Jourgensen’s hotrod. Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong. Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike Johnson can't even self-police and self-regulate his masturbating to porn. He needs his son to police him.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unexpected rescues are the best. Met Greyson Freeze (fka Admiral) volunteering at a cat adoption center at 10am Sunday. Adoption papers completed by end of my shift at 2. He was home with us by 4:30 Sunday afternoon. Sometimes you just know. And yes. I was vehemently opposed to getting a third cat.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Large Marge Pee Wee Herman Scary Scene
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See also: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/... #RobertKraft
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Patriots owner Robert Kraft charged on two counts of first-degree solicitation
Patriots owner Robert Kraft has been charged with two counts of first-degree solicitation of a prostitute, with a scheduled court date of April 24.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As my cosmic reward, 14 and I picked up a huge bag of DVDs from a pay it forward group. Sitting on top. Dogma.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More proof there’s a Simpsons’ quote for every occasion: For liability purposes, it is the ocean that will kill you, not us.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eh. Gen Xers heard we would die from: The hole in the ozone layer. Drugs on Cracker Jack stickers. Satanic music. Our kids will be fine. Just. Like. Us.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m going to tell my kids this is a clip from Metallica’s One. Darkness. Imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute horror.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I still can’t believe that The Jim Henson company would actually work for MAGA to build a Mitch McConnell muppet. It’s so realistic!
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What’s the difference between Trump supporters and Jim Jones supporters? Trump supporters would gladly pay for the Kool-Aid, the commemorative mug and straw set, and the NFT of Trump raising a toast.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What’s the difference between Trump supporters and Jim Jones supporters? Trump supporters would gladly pay for the Kool-Aid, the commemorative mug and straw set, and the NFT of Trump raising a toast.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mambo No. 8647.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When your 14-year old walks to the bus stop on their first day of 8th grade while blasting Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden, faith is restored in the world.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am currently waiting for an Uber that will take longer to get here than it would if I just walked. And I’m going to pay $10 for the privilege. WTF???
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At a family wedding. There is definitely a divide of weed vapers versus cigarette smokers on the patio/smoking area.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Marketing is like science. It’s not a matter of “could you do it”. It’s a matter of “should you do it”.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Because of that scumbag Harvey Weinstein, I haven’t seen Dogma in almost 20 years. Finally watching it again and I can still quote it. That’s how damn influential this movie is. Thank you, Kevin Smith. #Dogma
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Jason Lee's Azrael on Central Air in Dogma
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is coming back as one of those heads in a jar shown in Futurama….
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Nixon's Back! Futurama
ALT: Nixon's Back! Futurama
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Listen here, Death. Yes. We said take the octogenarian who loves to dance and is caked in makeup. But you got it wrong two days in a row. For clarity for today’s assignment, we do not mean: Cher. Susan Sarandon. Liza. Sally Field. Thank you.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In a world full of Donald’s, be a Dolly.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now let’s take a look at who is waiting to buy all that farmland and grazing land….. Hmmmmmm……
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world full of Donald’s, be a Dolly. RIP Dolly Parton.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I knew an old President who swallowed a tariff, he swallowed the tariff to hide from a war, he started the war to distract from a pool, he ruined the reflecting pool to avoid his ballroom, he started his ballroom to hide from the files… We all know why, he hid from those files… Perhaps he’ll die.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me thinks Linda McMahon took one to many stunners, tombstones, or slaps.
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Linda Mcmahon Secretary Of Education
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No. Since The Muppets and Star Wars are both owned by Disney, the crossover we’ve been waiting for since February 1980 (Season 4, Episode 17) needs to happen first! Remember @markhamillofficial.bsky.social played himself and his cousin Luke Skywalker! I bet Anthony Daniels would be in!
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C-3PO Dancing on The Muppet Show
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yet Rosie wasn’t allowed to sing a song on late night TV…..
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Aw hell. Motorhead’s been saying Eat the Rich since 1987. youtu.be/Wh3t49NsWBA?...
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wanna know why you other generations can’t stress out Gen X? We grew up with Perfection and moved on to Q-Bert!
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Qbert Retro Arcade Gameplay
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This has been replaced with $2,000 surprise charges for Roblox, streaming services, Fortnight, Doordash, and Amazon.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Breaking news, RFK, Jr. announced instead if the mRNA flu vaccine, adults 50+ should just bleed children who have received the vaccine and bathe in the virgin blood.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember, he went after Iran for the “possibility” they would create nukes. And then he smiles and praises the actual terrorist who HAS nukes!
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Realized a connection between my two favorite Tim Curry movies: In one, he’s killed by his butler. In the other, he’s a butler who kills people.
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Well How Bout That Rocky Horror
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Mike Sterling, A Halloween Comic Shipping First Week of November @mikester.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Harrison Ford's greatest moment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sryb...
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Grumpy Conversations with Oscar the Grouch & Harrison Ford! 💚 | Sesame Street
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fuck Nexstar, too.
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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Life on this planet would be much improved if more people followed three simple rules. 1- Keep right except to pass. 2- Music should never be heard outside of your campsite boundaries. 3- Don’t be a dick.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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